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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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Hicks trending to OU reaction

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Aaaah that's the good stuff

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  • Haven't seen this posted.  Saw it on the rant, anybody hear/see this?  

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They keep using this phrase, too. You gotta hit that ol' portal hard! Everybody on your feet and squeeeeeze!

It's abstract like their notion of firing up the NIL machine. They sound like children talking about car engines.

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

Aaah, I googled it and didn't find anything. So this guy decided to call a black commentator a thing that only people that listen to one DFW radio station will understand and could very easily be seen as super racist.

Smart!

Yeah I think that’s more of a didn’t think it thru because, well, that’s not exactly aggys strong suit.  Similar to when Hamm called Malik boy.  That said, fuck aggy, and sometimes you get what you get when you fail to think things thru. 

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"Sometimes, I want to smell the grass of Kyle Field after all the players have played on it."

 

13 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

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They keep using this phrase, too. You gotta hit that ol' portal hard! Everybody on your feet and squeeeeeze!

It's abstract like their notion of firing up the NIL machine. They sound like children talking about car engines.

Funny thing is I have a feeling the portal isn’t going to be kind to them. Not just in bringing guys in, but when those 10 DL studs that don’t get the work they think their owed, they’ll bounce for playing time.  I have a pretty good feeling they’re going to get tampered right out, and portal is going to be net negative in a big way for the sheepfuckers.  

Does "Eat a Dick 65" know something? Anyone here a divorce attorney? This makes no sense - he leaves the state at least 4 Saturdays during the season.

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3 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Does "Eat a Dick 65" know something? Anyone here a divorce attorney? This makes no sense - he leaves the state at least 4 Saturdays during the season.

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That was when they were looking to hire Jimbo (hence the Sumlin line)

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

That was when they were looking to hire Jimbo (hence the Sumlin line)

Thanks. LOL I didn't read to the final sentence. 

7 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Thanks. LOL I didn't read to the final sentence. 

Or the date

32 minutes ago, Wiler77 said:

Or the date

Thanks for letting me know.

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7 minutes ago, texifornia said:

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I'll just let you handle posting the screenshots from now.

I posted them in the wrong damn thread yesterday😁

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4 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

I'll just let you handle posting the screenshots from now.

I posted them in the wrong damn thread yesterday😁

Hah, no worries, as the source of the screenshots you're bulletproof

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Storm coming to txags?
 
Is that the Qatar branch TxAgs? And does that make them sand aggy?

Uh, y'all went to far with your bag game and the whole world is watching now and every other school is doing what they can to slap you back down. That, combined with shitty coaching and play on the field.

 

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"Gonna open up a lot of doors..."

 

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23 minutes ago, Deej said:

Uh, y'all went to far with your bag game and the whole world is watching now and every other school is doing what they can to slap you back down. That, combined with shitty coaching and play on the field.

 

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Amuck

6 hours ago, Gene Parmesan said:

Yuck monkey is used by The Ticket (radio station) in DFW to describe the host that is just there to provide laughs, but useless otherwise.  I've never heard it used outside of listening to the ticket.

yeah, i was about to post the same.  hate to defend aggy, but that term did not set me off in light of how a popular DFW radio station uses it. 

3 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

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They keep using this phrase, too. You gotta hit that ol' portal hard! Everybody on your feet and squeeeeeze!

It's abstract like their notion of firing up the NIL machine. They sound like children talking about car engines.

Glory hole. Portal. Whatever. They're gonna hit it hard.

7 hours ago, texifornia said:

That racist motherfucker just called Sam Acho a monkey and his post got upvoted and highlighted. Fucking aggy.

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Mercy me…what a bunch of racist pigs.  Fuck off.

16 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Mercy me…what a bunch of racist pigs.  Fuck off.

But that one poster claimed he was "well-spoken"...you know for a black guy...

Some of my favs:

 

“I’m just here for the daily kick in the nuts”.

“We were a program expected to be on the rise, not a program in year 5 that lost to App St.”

“If we lose Saturday, this board is going to be a dark pit of emotional vomiting”

4 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

“If we lose Saturday, this board is going to be a dark pit of emotional vomiting”

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34 minutes ago, Deej said:

But that one poster claimed he was "well-spoken"...you know for a black guy...

Idk I feel like you all reach at times…. He is really good at public speaking. A majority of the people on here probably, can’t speak in front of an audience to the level he does. 

8 minutes ago, MajorTexas said:

Idk I feel like you all reach at times…. He is really good at public speaking. A majority of the people on here probably, can’t speak in front of an audience to the level he does. 

Sorry, they used to always run the anti-racism commercial on the radio where two guys are at some meeting and one says, "I'm really impressed with Brian."

To which the other replies, "Me, too. He's very well-spoken...for a black guy."

And you have to admit, it's not used nearly as much when talking about white people.

But just now looking at your rep...fuck off aggy.

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1 minute ago, Deej said:

Sorry, they used to always run the anti-racism commercial on the radio where two guys are at some meeting and one says, "I'm really impressed with Brian."

To which the other replies, "Me, too. He's very well-spoken...for a black guy."

And you have to admit, it's not used nearly as much when talking about white people.

I get your point. Though someone who is well spoken, is simple well spoken, It doesn’t matter race/gender. There are many incredibly well spoken people in this world. I wanted to give the user the benefit of doubt. At the end of the day I’ll never know. Just trying to keep a positive outlook. 

17 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

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Ol’ Coyote has a point here, when referencing our troubles down the stretch last season. 
 

1) Aggy has a new coach on year 1

2) They can sell recruits on needing “their guys”, since nobody on the team was recruited by Jimbo

3) They have a publicly known NIL program that’s transparent and enticing for recruits to come

4) Coaching changes are going to occur  later this year with some top recruits they would like

 

The comparison is a mirror image of Texas’ situation 

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Reading these Aggie posts is a reminder that social media has become a great tool for identifying morons. 

30 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Reading these Aggie posts is a reminder that social media has become a great tool for identifying morons. 

Also a great reminder my kids need to hit the books tonight instead of out playing with their friends.  

1 hour ago, The Deuce said:

Horns down equestrian style???

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JFC...

The gig'em thing was invented in response to tcu being the frogs. But now it's just horns down to everyone I guess. 

Duke fans "our team is playing harder than ever.  First 3-0 woo"

 

Aggy : "Our team sucks.  Our recruiting sucks. What happened??"

 

Me : "it's Elko, it always has been" 

 

Just sit back and wait for the cultural explosion when they get a few more losses. If the d gives up , going to be a tough yesr6

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More like buying a LeBaron they thought belonged to Jon Voight.

Buying a testarossa then your friend tells you it’s a fiero with a body mod kit.

because unlike a Bentley, jimbo was never who they thought he was. 
 

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21 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

More like buying a LeBaron they thought belonged to Jon Voight.

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17 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Buying a testarossa then your friend tells you it’s a fiero with a body mod kit.

That’s what I was looking for.  Thank you. 

37 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

That’s what I was looking for.  Thank you. 

That’s giving Jimbo way too much fucking credit, a testarosa???? Jimbo is a late 80’s Cadillac with blow, fecal matter and ejaculate all over the seats. Paints rough looking and the horn doesn’t blow anymore but that’s ok because his ex wife is blowing everything that moves. The wheels though, the wheels are immaculate because Bobby Bowden bought those wheels and he’s been riding on them ever since. 

That’s giving Jimbo way too much fucking credit, a testarosa???? Jimbo is a late 80’s Cadillac with blow, fecal matter and ejaculate all over the seats. Paints rough looking and the horn doesn’t blow anymore but that’s ok because his ex wife is blowing everything that moves. The wheels though, the wheels are immaculate because Bobby Bowden bought those wheels and he’s been riding on them ever since. 

Is that worse than a fiero with a body mod kit?

I got this.  Jiimbo is a DeLorean that wants to go back to the past but can't get to 88 mph so it pretends it is in 1955.

6 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

smdh 

 

I’m getting a major “Miles Finch’s hillbilly fraternal twin” vibe from the early part of this Jimbo video. Especially the way he looks & the way he taps the podium. 

 

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