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21 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

I thought this thread might die. Olin's work has been pretty solid lately and Aggies are gleeful. But my man steps up into the breech!

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Theme? Check! See if you can spot it!

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Rending of coiffure! Let's see what Slim Pickens thinks:

https://youtu.be/U4qIJkKy-00?t=114

And why is Olin referring to hair six times using six paragraphs of wit? He makes the case for Reed as the front runner for...well...you know. Let's check his reasoning:

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The wins? You betchum.

The stats? The frontrunner (the guy in front!) is eighth. I'm sure Olin will show why that is enough.

The entire nation watching his Heisman moment?

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That's a lot of people. But A&M played at night. Olin knows his shit. Let's check the colosal numbers when the entire nation watches. Cue night time ratings!

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Uh, Olin?

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I'm guessing they left off a couple of zeroes there, Olin?

And about that # 8 ranking for ND. I bet they didn't fall far after losing to those Fightin' Texas Aggies from Texas led by the Heisman front runner, huh?

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We won't even talk about that holding no-call during that Heisman Moment.

So, how does your man compare? Stats, wins, Heisman Moment. That total yardage ranking (8th) must be dominant!

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Yep. No softies on that Aggie schedule. Juggernauts all the way down! That win against winless ND trumps everything else!

Let's knock down another contender, you sly boots, you!

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Not nearly as impressive as beating the number 24 winless Fighting Irish who got out-fought by the Fightin' Texas Aggies. You're selling me on this front-runner shit, Olin!

image.png.767ec6754e1d3dab6882920957370a49.pngPretty good, huh?

You bet!

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1. For God's sake, you beat UTSA and Utah State. Cut this shit out.

2. Now #21 ranked Michigan which has two wins unlike winless, #24 ND.

You're shit is weak, Olin. 

image.png.767ec6754e1d3dab6882920957370a49.pngAllow me to retort 

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Allow you to go full Aggie is more like it. 

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Noted.

More Aggie-ism

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It's a play a lot of QBs make. It's only novel for Aggies. Just as you overstate the significance of winning away. Other teams manage that more than once a decade. Perspective.

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Now bring it home you theme-creating wildcat!

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Gosh.. I wonder which part of the season we are in.. 

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