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Is this the only self aware aggy?

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1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

We should all congratulate aggy.  Halfway through the baseball season they finally have more SEC victories than Texas.

As an Aggy fan, you shouldn’t want to bring up any sport that is of major concern on a national level.  

Congrats on being the historical Engine that would’ve, could’ve, should’ve, but has an empty trophy case.  

Your entire history is a little brother to Texas and step brother to Arkansas. Congrats on winning some football games and having a cute streak. At the end of the day, you’re still an Aggy and continuously sit at the back of the short bus.  

Congrats on not getting swept this weekend...by winning one of three to Arky.

aggy baseball is now a destination job for top coaches. lol.

 

"Schlossnagle has always been interested in the A&M job, because of recruiting in the Houston area. It's also an SEC job. I expect we would have to pay him a pretty penny but it isn't like our AD hurts for money. We also would have to improve facilities, but have to do that anyway. My guess is that Bjork already knows who he wants and is working that behind the scenes. I heard from a friend at TCU that they expect Schloss to leave this year

The question is if Bjork is willing to offer him the payday - he comes from a background where the AD typically doesn't have a ton"

https://www.secrant.com/rant/texas-a-m-sports/fightin-texas-aggie-omaha-or-bust---2021/94680005/page-14/#lp

 

 

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19 minutes ago, C-Man said:

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Hmm — no aggy

Middle square is the "FREE" win square.

22 minutes ago, ABSR said:

Middle square is the "FREE" win square.

It warms the the cockles of my heart to think of the sound of all those aggy gnashing their snuff-stained chiclet teeth. And that's just their sorority girls.

1 hour ago, Tigersnake said:

It warms the the cockles of my heart to think of the sound of all those aggy gnashing their snuff-stained chiclet teeth. And that's just their sorority girls.

Since 2000 - 21 seasons - A&M football has had a winning record in conference play exactly 7 times (.333) and none of those winning seasons were consecutive.

In comparison, South Carolina has 8 seasons with a winning conference record in the past 21 seasons.

Only an aggy could think a record like that is indicative of an "elite" program.

Edited by Randolph Duke

2 hours ago, C-Man said:

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Hmm — no aggy

No aggy. That's fine but this is an arrogant, DUMB idea. It will kill competitiveness and the popularity of college ball nation-wide and college football surely isn't gaining fans.

Just now, Restinmybones said:

No aggy. That's fine but this is an arrogant, DUMB idea. It will kill competitiveness and the popularity of college ball nation-wide and college football surely isn't gaining fans.

Shut up, dummy.

What are the criteria here? Including Auburn and Clemson and Oregon seems to point to recent success, while including Nebraska and (unfortunately) us points to historical success. Regardless, OU sucks and Texas A&M not being on the list is a no-brainer.

48 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Shut up, dummy.

Ok, if you haven't guessed, I've got a bit of a hot temper. Plagued me almost from birth. Thanks for not provoking me further. I had a bit of a penalty problem in high school ball. Now I'm just a grumpy old guy.

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On 4/12/2021 at 9:51 PM, Fug said:

is it just me or does this feel very aggy?

It's just you

Scientists at the Texas A&M University Global Health Complex identified a new variant of the COVID-19 virus that could present a new challenge to public health, according to a statement.

So far, the new variant, "BV-1," was found in just one case: an individual who had mild symptoms, according to the Texas A&M scientists.

"We do not at present know the full significance of this variant, but it has a combination of mutations similar to other internationally notifiable variants of concern," said GHRC chief virologist Ben Neuman. "This variant combines genetic markers separately associated with rapid spread, severe disease, and high resistance to neutralizing antibodies."

So, BV-1 is.....BEVO #1 ?

https://austin.culturemap.com/news/city-life/04-20-21-new-covid-19-variant-texas-am-bv-1-aus/

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37 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Scientists at the Texas A&M University Global Health Complex identified a new variant of the COVID-19 virus that could present a new challenge to public health, according to a statement.

So far, the new variant, "BV-1," was found in just one case: an individual who had mild symptoms, according to the Texas A&M scientists.

"We do not at present know the full significance of this variant, but it has a combination of mutations similar to other internationally notifiable variants of concern," said GHRC chief virologist Ben Neuman. "This variant combines genetic markers separately associated with rapid spread, severe disease, and high resistance to neutralizing antibodies."

So, BV-1 is.....BEVO #1 ?

https://austin.culturemap.com/news/city-life/04-20-21-new-covid-19-variant-texas-am-bv-1-aus/

BV = Brazos Valley, not Bovine Virus.

Any word on whoever was doing the FOIA request to A&M for emails on the Sully statute issue?

On 4/13/2021 at 12:52 PM, Randolph Duke said:

Congratulations to the aggys. This is a monumental feat that I am sure every aggy looks at with extreme pride.

Add (yet another) non-NCAA "championship" to the aggy Hall of Champions.

With a Texas A&M men's swimmer finally breaking through and winning the first individual NCAA national championship in the history of the school's men's swim program, this year marks probably the greatest year in the history of aggy sports.

A&M still has fewer individual NCAA champions than UTEP and fewer NCAA team championships than U of H.

On the list of schools with more NCAA team championships in a single sport than Texas A&M school history (all sports, both genders) are such powerhouse programs at Okie Lite, West Virginia,and....

...wait for it...

...UT Austin.

(I get UT, but how do West Virginia and Okie Lite have more NCAA championships in just one sport than A&M has in all sports combined since 1906?)

The people of Texas deserve better than Texas A&M.

Over 30 wresting championships at OK State will put them above a lot of schools total championships.

New COVID-19 virus at gomer station? With all the jizz they drink they should be immune to almost anything?

On 4/13/2021 at 1:32 PM, Cairn Horn88 said:
Aggie Dance Team Wins National Championship
 
Now they have some hardware for their Hall of Champions!  Giggle...giggle!

And not a single person on the team doesn't look like a dude:

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3 hours ago, landman said:

Over 30 wresting championships at OK State will put them above a lot of schools total championships.

I get that, but West Virginia having more NCAA championships in one sport than aggy has in the school’s history.

And the irony is the one sport is the NCAA rifle competition.

Rifle competition-a sport aggy can’t even field a team in. 

Even though aggy prides itself on its fraternity that lives in a military cosplay fairy tale land. 

 

 

After looking at the picture of the dance team one thing came to mind...."Somebody Call Jenny". A lot of meat to be judged on those heifers.

26 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

I see a few bitches I'd sex up.

I hope you enjoy having people stick their dongle into your USB port, if you catch my drift.

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And not a single person on the team doesn't look like a dude:
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That's a really diverse group of young ladies there.
3 hours ago, OU Sucks said:

And not a single person on the team doesn't look like a dude:

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I kinda understand why they fuck sheep now...

1 hour ago, immamac said:

For those wondering, yes this is the real kyleumlang. What a strong first post. 

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14 hours ago, OU Sucks said:

And not a single person on the team doesn't look like a dude:

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As to the Aggie dance team, tough crowd in here. The diversity observation is solid, though.

I think it's funnier that A&M won't let these girls anywhere near their football field. These very secure in their masculinity Aggies won't let their manful, manly sport be Sullyed by the presence of wimmens alongside their white clad, spastic, yell leaders who lead manly yells instead of effeminate cheers like those you hear down at tu. 

Texas A&M's Fighting Texas Aggies from Texas are very secure in their manly manfulness!

 

This aggy team better play up to their full potential every week or Leach, Ogre, Saban. and  Joey are going to punish them.  Jimbo collects checks, but Nostradamus sees it coming.   

They'll get their 8 wins, bitch about some perceived unfairness, and claim next year is their year. 

You don’t just play home games against Kent State, New Mexico, and Prairie View and expect to go 3-0. 

Scientists at the Texas A&M University Global Health Complex identified a new variant of the COVID-19 virus that could present a new challenge to public health, according to a statement.

So far, the new variant, "BV-1," was found in just one case: an individual who had mild symptoms, according to the Texas A&M scientists.

"We do not at present know the full significance of this variant, but it has a combination of mutations similar to other internationally notifiable variants of concern," said GHRC chief virologist Ben Neuman. "This variant combines genetic markers separately associated with rapid spread, severe disease, and high resistance to neutralizing antibodies."

So, BV-1 is.....BEVO #1 ?

https://austin.culturemap.com/news/city-life/04-20-21-new-covid-19-variant-texas-am-bv-1-aus/

Is it possible those dumbfucks just misidentified a known variant? This seems like attention seeking to me, but what do I know..
29 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Their schedule is full of easy wins.  Like every year.  

Since 2012, no FBS team has played more FCS opponents than Texas A&M.

47 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

Since 2012, no FBS team has played more FCS opponents than Texas A&M.

Their SEC masters have taught them well.

Their schedule is full of easy wins.  Like every year.  
It can't be stated enough on last year's schedule. Their wins came from teams that went 30-50. All from the sec.

That's textbook gauntlet, and if you disagree then you are a hater.

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