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7 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

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And is that the OU tranny on the far right?

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Dude

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Spoiler that shit

 

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7 hours ago, Herpa Derpa said:

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I think I know the reason for Meat Pimp's swag.

 

Judging by the family picture, he got that - and the other - thing from his father... but not from his Mom's husband.

 

23 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I don't even know how to put numbers to this:

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97, 99, 98, 96, 95, 94...

22 hours ago, PvilleStang said:

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Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't aggy literally quit after halftime of our very first game?  I guess technically it could be called a forfeit..and a quit. 

He wasn't there to actually see it, but one can see it forever engraved in the record books.   

 

4 minutes ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

 

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You cropped MP's mom's best attributes and I'm not talking about her hair.

1 hour ago, Tex Long said:

 

Judging by the family picture, he got that - and the other - thing from his father... but not from his Mom's husband.

 

97, 99, 98, 96, 95, 94...

I was thinking 145, 230, 210, 130, 140, 145

14 hours ago, markstanco said:

 
 

What a weird list. It’s like an MRS degree. And in the top 10 on the link, one of these is in no way like the others.

How in the fuck is Wazzu in the top 10???!?!?

25 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

You cropped MP's mom's best attributes and I'm not talking about her hair.

her feet aren't that amazing tbh

3 minutes ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

her feet aren't that amazing tbh

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Well, I guess we just shouldn't bother showing up in CS in November. One of their guys yesterday apparently said we "don't stand a chance" of beating the aggies.

Darn.

2 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

You cropped MP's mom's best attributes and I'm not talking about her hair.

Hef over here only bangs 12s apparently. 

She's a solid Deer Park closing time 8, maybe better depending on the outfit 

3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Not dark enough for me homie lol

BBW - Big Brown Women for the win!

As we approach Thansgiving, we are going to be treated to innumerable replays of the final seconds of our last game against aggy.

I, for one, am already looking forward to seeing #19 celebrating. I sincerely hope that we will also hear Dave South's expressionless deadpan "It's up. It's good..." in contrast to the white-jersey pandemonium on the field. 

As a preliminary, or a fill-in, I also hope to see Case derping his way through the ags to set that kick up. We may have to lead the way on that, and alternate it with the timeless Thujoning of it.

1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

Well, I guess we just shouldn't bother showing up in CS in November. One of their guys yesterday apparently said we "don't stand a chance" of beating the aggies.

Darn.

Wonder if they fire the Elk year 1 if we win?

2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I was thinking 145, 230, 210, 130, 140, 145

325 is a more accurate assessment.

16 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Wonder if they fire the Elk year 1 if we win?

I don't think aggy can afford to shit-can another HC that quickly, but maybe they can cobble together another buyout with their overwhelming numbers of Former Students. Whoop!

9 minutes ago, Native Horn said:

325 is a more accurate assessment.

I was trying to be a gentleman.

9 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

I don't think aggy can afford to shit-can another HC that quickly, but maybe they can cobble together another buyout with their overwhelming numbers of Former Students. Whoop!

Coupons to Golden Corral might be enough to buyout Elko. 

6 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

I don't think aggy can afford to shit-can another HC that quickly, but maybe they can cobble together another buyout with their overwhelming numbers of Former Students. Whoop!

The standard HC's argument is that they have problems landing recruits if they don't have 4-5 years on contract.

I think the response to that, for aggy or anyone else, is to give the extension, but not the buy-out amount. That is, okay coach, you get two more years, but the buy-out stays at whatever - I'd go for a one-year parachute. 

Let it go, Taurean. You just weren't Big 12 and CFP ready.

 

I will be shocked if we don't beat A&M by 10 at Kyle Field.

11 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Kinda reminds me of the ISU o-lineman who was talking before the UT-ISU game last season.  How did that turn out?

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14 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Those pussies are trembling 😂

If the pussies are dripping as well as trembling, count me in.

2 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

If the pussies are dripping as well as trembling, count me in.

Quivering?

3 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Quivering?

Next stage of trembling, sure, why not. 

I will be shocked if we don't beat A&M by 10 at Kyle Field.

I’d like to take the Over on that spread.

The Horns’ will be putting in the backups by the 4th for playing time/rest of starters, as the playoffs are about to commence.

Hook’em!!!
27 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Quivering?

There’s probably a thread for that over there —->

2 minutes ago, nnm said:

There’s probably a thread for that over there —->

I’ll snap to it!

On 7/18/2024 at 11:14 AM, jimmyjazz said:

I don't even know how to put numbers to this:

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I would imagine the head game from this group is pretty strong….because it has to be.

6 hours ago, Gaffords said:

Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't aggy literally quit after halftime of our very first game?  I guess technically it could be called a forfeit..and a quit. 

He wasn't there to actually see it, but one can see it forever engraved in the record books.   

 

Yes

5 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

Let it go, Taurean. You just weren't Big 12 and CFP ready.

 

Texas didn’t recruit you because nobody recruited you. He fucking walked on at aggy.

8 hours ago, Scholz said:

Wonder if they fire the Elk year 1 if we win?

With their soon to be gone AD, he would probably give him a 10 year contract just to give a middle finger to those rubes. 

7 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

My god they're about to witness an absolute massacre in their own stadium. Their defense will be hobbled and their 4th string QB might actually be someone from the stands. 

8 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

Let it go, Taurean. You just weren't Big 12 and CFP ready.

 

Who? I guess we really didn’t recruit him. I’d know who he is otherwise. 

52 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Who? I guess we really didn’t recruit him. I’d know who he is otherwise. 

A really undersized, average LB that aggy swears up and down is better than Ant Hill and Harold Perkins. They actually believe that. 

9 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I will be shocked if we don't beat A&M by 10 at Kyle Field.

10?  10?!?!?!

On 7/19/2024 at 1:14 AM, jimmyjazz said:

I don't even know how to put numbers to this:

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They ain’t exactly pretty, they ain’t exactly small, 42 39 56…I guess they got it all.

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