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Just now, crimsonlonghorn said:

I made it and posted it to the old site right before it went away.

Major props. Take a trophy. Sorry for stealing any rep - I just hadn't seen it here yet. Would have credited it. 

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2 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

aggy. 

like fish or sheep

I live here in aggyland, it's sheeps.

18 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Will Johnson is aggy football radio's sideline reporter, BTW.

He's getting pretty hammered on there -- probably from a bunch of us in this thread.

3 hours ago, 'stache said:

The nut squeeze and swashbuckler clips never get old and truly exemplify why aggy is not the same as any other hated rival. They are pure fucking weird and delusional about their status in college football.

qualification not necessary.

1 minute ago, crimsonlonghorn said:

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50 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

 

Matt Dumbfuck should stop with hypotheticals and join the rest of us in the real world. This is what happened in the last real game we played, Mr. Dumbfuck:

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Aggy's obsession with fantasy is scary.

54 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

 

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from the comments. 

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stolen

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

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from the comments. 

Of course it's only a hall. There's nothing in it but air.

 

9 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

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from the comments. 

That’s good shit. Straight to my veins 

1 hour ago, texasstrong12 said:

 

That's funny. We should run that simulator with us versus UGA. We could find out who would win.

I'm thinking aggy should run away to the Simulated Electronic Conference where they can be perennial national championships and pat each other on the back because they're the best fans in the universe. I doubt too many people would be sad to see them go from the other SEC.

22 minutes ago, Magus Ossis said:

That's funny. We should run that simulator with us versus UGA. We could find out who would win.

 

18 minutes ago, Magus Ossis said:

That's funny. We should run that simulator with us versus UGA. We could find out who would win.

Bad news, folks. UGA beats us 45-3. Re-running the simulation, they win almost every time, usually by a wide margin. Lucky we dodged them this bowl season.

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re: What are aggies known forPosted on 1/10/19 at 1:55 pm to Okie dokie
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The lack of a gag reflex
3 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Dang looks like my great review didn't get texum bulldog approval.

Mine made it!

 

☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆4 out of 5 stars.

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· 4 hours ago  

SEC RULEZ!!

Great shirt that highlights what everyone knows about how great we Ags really are! Only four stars because the color is Maroon and NOT red and the shirt doesn’t have any coat tails. All SEC gear sold outside of Alabama should come with coat tails!

55 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

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Instead of a Hall of Champions, maybe they should have an Alcove or Broom Closet of Champions.

You know just like programs that can't sell out their stadium move into a smaller facility.  Worked for aggy peers like SMU.

2 minutes ago, sushihorn said:

Worked for aggy peers like SMU.

By "peers" I hope you are referring to athletics and nothing else. 

I ran a simulation at porn hub dot com.  It said 69% of the time I would plow these two hot euro babes.  

13 minutes ago, ztejas said:

By "peers" I hope you are referring to athletics and nothing else. 

Definitely sports peers.  Not important stuff like money and women.

7 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

I ran a simulation at porn hub dot com.  It said 69% of the time I would plow these two hot euro babes.  

If you had a million bucks I bet you could hook that up...

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2 hours ago, crimsonlonghorn said:

Goddamit, how do I embed the tweet. 

Just paste the URL.

53 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

I ran a simulation at porn hub dot com.  It said 69% of the time I would plow these two hot euro babes.  

100% of the time, it tells me there are women 3 miles away ready to meet and fuck!!

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I’m a little shocked that that T-shirt is real. Evidently, no one really checks those reviews. They’re great.

How sad is it that your bragging about winning a game of electronic football?

3 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

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Of course it's only a hall. There's nothing in it but air.

 

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Mel Kiper's top Tight ends for the 2019 draft. Guess he noticed that Sternberger isn't a complete tight end.

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I was really impressed with Wesco the TE from West Virginia.  That guy was a mauler but could make plays downfield too.  I guess the knock on him would be he’s kind of short.  Just guessing about Becks height.  

On 1/9/2019 at 8:40 PM, demos said:


I hear they even have a Razzoo’s.

Fuckers ran Boneheads outta business.

Writing the policy to allow it is different that actually encouraging it. 

9 minutes ago, pyrohornIII said:

Writing the policy to allow it is different that actually encouraging it. 

Put it on the stadium wall 

1 hour ago, Jkwellborn said:

I’m a little shocked that that T-shirt is real. Evidently, no one really checks those reviews. They’re great.

How sad is it that your bragging about winning a game of electronic football?

Excuse me, but what kind of dumbass buys a t-shirt and then does a review online?  Please.

Instead of a Hall of Champions, maybe they should have an Alcove or Broom Closet of Champions.
You know just like programs that can't sell out their stadium move into a smaller facility.  Worked for aggy peers like SMU.

Pantry or Drawer/Cupboard of Champions has a nicer ring to it.
3 minutes ago, Drew said:


Pantry or Drawer/Cupboard of Champions has a nicer ring to it.

Willams-Sonoma Cupboard of Champions presented by Farmersonly.com

4 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

I ran a simulation at porn hub dot com.  It said 69% of the time I would plow these two hot euro babes.  

Be careful if you simulate being with two pretty petite Thai ladies.

1 hour ago, texaslong said:

Mel Kiper's top Tight ends for the 2019 draft. Guess he noticed that Sternberger isn't a complete tight end.

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I seem to recall Michigan having a stellar TE.

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