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17 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

half of them have the look of a woman who's yet to find out

They all birthed a regarded aggy

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6 hours ago, Landomatic said:

We got money and Jimbo and 2 great losses and more black guys in our state, ya stupid sip.  Of course we're the Jonses.

Well, did you know that Me and Mrs. Jones had a thing going on?

5 hours ago, Scholz said:

I seriously wonder if they even realize this deep down. Surely.  No?

Chicken or the egg.  Do aggys get really stupid once they've gone there or does the place attract the already monumental dumbasses?

How about BOTH?

15 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Well, did you know that Me and Mrs. Jones had a thing going on?

We both know that it is wrong,

But it's much too strong,

12 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

We both know that it is wrong,

But it's much too strong,

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Just now, SwanderedTalent said:

allegedly

horrifyingly

Edited by Scholz

4 hours ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

The question is where does Vic draw the second untouchable line (the first one is between #1 and #2)?

The rankings pic didn't show up for me, but the redhead, second row all the way right, is the only one I see

Edited by Teamdirtyleg
For clarity

4 hours ago, Katfid54 said:

Arguably the grossest and most difficult task I've ever undertaken:

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5 hours ago, Katfid54 said:

Arguably the grossest and most difficult task I've ever undertaken:

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I was going to say your #2 and #3 look like they are packing a few pounds of brisket each hiding back there, but then saw your #4 and realized that the slope really did nosedive after #1.  And she looks boney and bitchy anyway.  Blech.

6 hours ago, Scholz said:

Cue an aggy mom hog contest pic

 

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Is there a name for "the opposite of Glamour Shots?"

6 hours ago, Scholz said:

Cue an aggy mom hog contest pic

 

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Now, we all know, if it was a cold night, and it was very dark, we'd all snuggle up to any one of these heifers!

 

 

 

 

3 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Now, we all know, if it was a cold night, and it was very dark, we'd all snuggle up to any one of these heifers!

 

 

 

 

Three Dog Night

11 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Three Hog Night

Fify...

 

Just An Old Fashioned Hog Song

,..playing on the radio...

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16 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Now, we all know, if it was a cold night, and it was very dark, we'd all snuggle up to any one of these heifers!

 

 

 

 

nope. 

29 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Fify...

 

Just An Old Fashioned Hog Song

,..playing on the radio...

Mama Told Me Not To Come....unless it is in a jar surrounded by brownshirts with chainsaws.  

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Now, we all know, if it was a cold night, and it was very dark, we'd all snuggle up to any one of these heifers!

 

 

 

 

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Not even with Scally's dick.

8 hours ago, Katfid54 said:

Arguably the grossest and most difficult task I've ever undertaken:

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#21 is definitely jimbo in drag

3 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

i'm sure 27's offspring are lookers. 

 It is amazing that someone wanted to have a child with her.  That has to be Billy Lucci's mom.  

8 hours ago, Katfid54 said:

Arguably the grossest and most difficult task I've ever undertaken:

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You forgot the 4x on number 4. She's what my dad calls a 4x4, 4 feet tall, 4 feet wide.

2 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Now, we all know, if it was a cold night, and it was very dark, we'd all snuggle up to any one of these heifers!

 

 

 

 

I could possibly see sleeping inside a couple of them on a cold night. Not THAT kind of inside - more like the Tauntaun Han Solo and Luke used in the Empire Strikes Back.

Now, we all know, if it was a cold night, and it was very dark, we'd all snuggle up to any one of these heifers!
 
 
 
 
There isn't enough cold, darkness or liquor in the world...

How the fuck is aggy still ranked?

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Nevermind. Because SEC! SEC! SEC!

Just now, GhostofDanJones said:

How the fuck is aggy still ranked?

Their losses are just really impressive.

Just now, Valmy77 said:

Their losses are just really impressive.

You're right. How could I forget? aggy is the best 3 loss team in the country.

17 minutes ago, GhostofDanJones said:

You're right. How could I forget? aggy is the best 3 loss team in the country.

.....and they could end up as the best 6 loss team in the country as well.  Whoop!

23 minutes ago, GhostofDanJones said:

How the fuck is aggy still ranked?

All that matters are the final rankings and they still have at least 2 more losses. 

6 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

All that matters are the final rankings and they still have at least 2 more losses. 

LSU and...? The SEC West is pretty shit this year. I don't see another loss tbh 

5 minutes ago, TheFlyingBoat said:

LSU and...? The SEC West is pretty shit this year. I don't see another loss tbh 

Auburn is a 5 point favorite for a reason. 

Auburn has a top 5-10ish defense in the country. aggy isn't scoring many points on that defense. 

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So he doesn't really talk trash to actual UT fans but the imaginary ones he talks to in his head.

13 minutes ago, TheFlyingBoat said:

LSU and...? The SEC West is pretty shit this year. I don't see another loss tbh 

Also of note, Gus Malzahn is 7-0 coming off a bye week. 

22 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

All that matters are the final rankings and they still have at least 2 more losses. 

maybe, but these initial rankings have some serious table setting. 

Arguably the grossest and most difficult task I've ever undertaken:
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I could see myself messing around with number 6 after a case of beer or two.

I have very low standards and I only see a few I would fuck. Most of them look weird as fuck, like a product of incest.

4,1 for me. Maybe 2.

Uhhhh Bama plays Miss St, Auburn and LSU. Those 3 would be losses. Are they really sure they'd beat Mizzou and Tenn?

Sounds like a bunch of bitching and whining about losing games they didn't think they would. 

Well they wouldn’t have a loss to Bama, but on the other hand they wouldn’t have a victory over aggy

Do you even spring game bro?
13 hours ago, Katfid54 said:

Arguably the grossest and most difficult task I've ever undertaken:

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You know it's an unfortunate looking crowd when #17 ranks in the middle tier.

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