Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[Jersey Man10 3500]

For the record, that's not me.

[ABSR 5286]

11 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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First...what?

Second...is that a tampon stuck to the under side of that cabinet?

[Vic Mackey 46856]

Yeah I have no idea what the fuck is going on either.

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[immortal13 4059]

1 hour ago, ABSR said:

First...what?

Second...is that a tampon stuck to the under side of that cabinet?

Pretty sure that's not a tampon. Lulz

[Vic Mackey 46856]

[luke duke 6367]

Justin Weiss Smith should write greetings cards. 
"Birthdays are a false concept and you're unimportant.  Nobody cares and all the women on this rotten continent are as idiotic as they are materialistic.  They're disease packets that don't understand value and ironically the only time I can escape the disgusting darkness of this nightmare called life is when I'm asleep.  I took a shit in a Starbucks this morning and didn't flush because fuck hipster douche bags and corporate zombies like you.  Happy Birthday?  No!  Your death is the only thing I'll celebrate when I vomit on your grave.  I bought a sword on E-bay and it's a piece of shit because nobody respects or strives for true art or meaning anymore.  Your carcass will eventually be filled with death worms and I'm the only one who saw you this way during your entire, pathetic life.  Happy Birthday." 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

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[lockport 55]

3 hours ago, ABSR said:

First...what?

Second...is that a tampon stuck to the under side of that cabinet?

This was my reaction. What even is happening there.

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[lockport 55]

Vic are all these people actually in your friend list? 

[MissingInAction 24746]

19 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

I was dumped once for shaving mine. 

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[tbone_ 14016]

$5,000 seems a bit steep.  Maybe $20 considering the level of "talent" he's renting.
But no doubt dude is awesome af.

I feel like he left out the decimal point.

[Bullneck 18959]

5 hours ago, ABSR said:

First...what?

Second...is that a tampon stuck to the under side of that cabinet?

Panty shield/liner.

[demos 2983]

3 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Clearly we need to go back to Roman numerals for math class. Get on it SBOE! And while we're at it, get rid of that Indian (red dot) zero too,

[EE2B 1561]

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This mother fucker has to be Rumblefishstix dad or brother. No way in hell are they not related.

[Judge Roybeanbag 11776]

23 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Panty shield/liner.

Listen to this man, he’s pre-menstrual.  

[Bullneck 18959]

37 minutes ago, EE2B said:

This mother fucker has to be Rumblefishstix dad or brother. No way in hell are they not related.

Good call.

 

I think he's seriously overpaying, though.  

[Bullneck 18959]

4 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I was looking at her Twitter.  She's joking about this ^^^^ as far as I can tell.  

[Deej 76396]

17 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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If he steps out of his room, someone else in the halfway house will steal his TV.

[Zepol87 9156]

This mother fucker has to be Rumblefishstix dad or brother. No way in hell are they not related.

Did he make the move here? That dude was awesome

[Fudge Nuggets 19111]

1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

Panty shield/liner.

I guess this should be in the "Dumb question amnesty" thread, but what the hell are panty shields / liners for?  Are they for pre-PMS or are they for bitches that pee they drawers?

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[Fudge Nuggets 19111]

13 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

Our man done moved to England.  Good on ya, dawg.

Edited May 11, 2019 by Fudge Nuggets

[Bullneck 18959]

57 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

I guess today was payday.

 

[Matuka 1305]

So the dude keeps lettuce out on the counter like you would do to apples, bananas, onions, etc.

wtf

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[texasjacket 289]

5 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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So what does the rest of her look like?

[Vic Mackey 46856]

4 hours ago, texasjacket said:

So what does the rest of her look like?

[drifter379 1106]

Please share the results of that poll.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

17 minutes ago, drifter379 said:

Please share the results of that poll.

LV -- XLV but I can't remember which direction.

[Mantis Toboggan, MD 1499]

Justin is going to do an incel mass shooting

[NeverMarryAStripper 21780]

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May throw some punctuation in at random points

[El Diablo 4232]

Does Mr. Alan Pina by any chance have relatives in Waxahachie? Is he a Playboy Party Animal?

[SDG 3319]

19 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

I was dumped once for shaving mine. 

It must have been true love.  

[Coach pop a bitch 5459]

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Fuck yes I wood

[ABSR 5286]

12 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Astros fan.  Shocked I tell you, shocked!

[lockport 55]

2 hours ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

Fuck yes I wood

Yeah I'd go there.

Also I believe the young gentleman Alan may have mental health issues. 

[EE2B 1561]

Did he make the move here? That dude was awesome

I think I’ve seen him over here, but i could be misremembering. He definitely is awesome.

[lockport 55]

Random thought but there were two threads on the old board about a couple of characters....Big Tony and the guy who wore all the Playboy stuff. Those guys still around?

[Vic Mackey 46856]

2 minutes ago, lockport said:

Random thought but there were two threads on the old board about a couple of characters....Big Tony and the guy who wore all the Playboy stuff. Those guys still around?

Big Tony is and has been featured throughout this thread. But I didn't feel like making another singular thread about him on this board. Cutthroat Chip got his own because he is a fucking clown.

Playboy Party Animal from Waxahachie is no longer accessible. He cleaned up his friends list and deleted most or all of us. I can't see his feed any longer.