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1 hour ago, SurlyBDR said:

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Um, I think she’s already had her train. 

Yeah but are they dual 500r’s because he might be on to something

9 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


Thought @Burt s leg hair would be grayer than it is

How old do you think I am?!?  lol

3 minutes ago, Burt said:

How old do you think I am?!?  lol

you're not the guy in your avatar pic?

14 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Who the fuck uses a camera for Zoom/Teams meetings?

Morons. I'm not listening and I don't want you to see me not listening. I may or may not be clothed either.

3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Who the fuck uses a camera for Zoom/Teams meetings?

The same loser nerds I posted about in the remote work thread. We have two guys on my team that voluntarily drive to a 90% empty office 3-4 days/week and book a 30 seat conference room for all our team meetings...the overhead camera is on, just pointing at 2 dorks in a giant conference room for the entirety of every meeting.

58 minutes ago, WithoutAClue said:

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From a pizza shop in Oslo I took my family to a few years ago. Check out #27 …

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Translation of the toppings for that item:  chicken, onions, paprika (obviously), corn, jalapeños (obviously), leeks, cayenne(obviously) and Norwegian mozzarella. 

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2 hours ago, WithoutAClue said:

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I'd try corn before Minnesota tuna or New Mexico carrots. 

Although Minnesota Tuna was a damn good pool player back in the '30s.

17 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

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He ded. 

Also, that couple lives in NJ.  Or maybe Long Island.

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6 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

What did I just watch? I don't understand....

 

 

5 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Greatness

It appears to be a Japanese video summary of the 2014 Oregon-Utah game where Kaelin Clay spiked the ball at the one-yard line and it was returned for an Oregon touchdown.  At any rate, it sets the bar for football game summaries that will probably never be broken.

I'd try corn before Minnesota tuna or New Mexico carrots. 
Although Minnesota Tuna was a damn good pool player back in the '30s.

He was my grandpa
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He ded. 
Also, that couple lives in NJ.  Or maybe Long Island.

Austin area guys bought our local marina and immediately bought two giant wrapped “I’ve got a baby dick” boats very similar to this one. The average depth of our bay is probably 4-7 feet. Of course they have the matching wrapped lifted trucks, and park them in the handicapped parking to keep them from being scratched.
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If you’re not on camera in one of my meetings you had better have a damn good reason.
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If you’re not on camera in one of my meetings you had better have a damn good reason.

The reason is I’m jacking it.

The reason is I’m jacking it.

Ummm….that’s why you leave the camera ON. Pro tip.
1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:


Ummm….that’s why you leave the camera ON. Pro tip.

 

That's a Teems Meeting.

 

4 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


Ummm….that’s why you leave the camera ON. Pro tip.

never gets old

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This hits close to home, was at crab island this wknd. Lot fewer people there than normal, finally all the tourists are heading home.
8 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

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Can't be sure but the one in the middle looks like my cousin's daughter. Takes pics like this all the time.

1 minute ago, Longboard Horn said:

@nnm you're from New Mexico. Please explain carrots on top of pizza. 

Ha. Absolutely never had carrots on pizza. The accurate NM favorite would actually be green chile. I’ve probably never had a pizza in NM without green chile. 

A Dion’s sausage, mushroom, and green chile pizza, with Dions proprietary green chile ranch to dip it in. Mmmmm.  I’m hungry. 

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