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11 hours ago, smuggs said:

Spent a summer in 1993 mixing the ranch at Mr. Gatti's. Giant tub of mayo + buttermilk + a bag of special dry seasonings. 

A job making stroganov in the Chernobyl cafeteria would have been more pleasant.

I did this in high school at a burger spot in dallas.  was a small canoe paddle involved?  because that’s what I mixed it with, in a bucket. 

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7 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Or the ghost of John Wayne will come back from the dead and kick your commie ass.

 

7 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Or the ghost of John Wayne will come back from the dead and kick your commie ass.

<John Wayne was a fag gif from RepoMan>

 

no he won’t. 

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31 minutes ago, futureman said:

I did this in high school at a burger spot in dallas.  was a small canoe paddle involved?  because that’s what I mixed it with, in a bucket. 

Hell yes. Between jerking off 11 times a day and paddling the rivers of ranch, I had the forearm strength of Bruce Lee when I was 16.

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We never got cut, but welts from an extension cord were nothing new to my brother and me.  Nor the wire handle of a flyswatter, which makes a distinct whistling sound as it travels through the air.  

 

Maybe you two shouldn’t have stolen stuff from the neighbors.

 

You’re also lucky that you had a Zenith instead of an RCA. The Zenith cords don’t hurt as much.

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2 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

We never got cut, but welts from an extension cord were nothing new to my brother and me.  Nor the wire handle of a flyswatter, which makes a distinct whistling sound as it travels through the air.  

Man that flyswatter handle was something else. Especially if the missed and hit your calves 

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11 hours ago, drifter379 said:

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The Little Girl Lyrics

Artist: John Michael Montgomery (Buy John Michael Montgomery CDs) 

Her parents never took the young girl to church.Never spoke of his name never read her his word.
Two non believers walking lost in this world
took their baby with them what a sad little girl.....
Her daddy drank all day and mommy did drugs.
never wanted to play or give kisses & hugs.
She'd watched the tv and sit there on the couch
while her mom feel asleep and her daddy went out
And the drinking and the fighting
just got worse every nite.
Behind their couch she'd be hiding
oh what a sad little life..

And like it always does the bad just got worse.
with every slap and every curse
Until her daddys in a drunk rage one nite
Used a gun on her mom and then took his life
And some ppl from the city took the girl far away
To a new Mom and a new Dad
Kisses & Hugs every day!

Her first day at Sunday school
The teacher walked in
and a small little girl stared at a picture of him....
She said I know that man
there on that cross I don't know his name
but i know hes got arms
cause he was there in my old house
held me close to his side....
as i hid there behind our couch the nite my parents died......

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