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This happened at my kid’s school.

The mom is a pharmacist whose pharmacy on the east side did a safe sex event on Thursday. They gave away Easter eggs with condoms in them. She put the leftovers in the trunk. Later at school pickup, she was dressed as the Easter bunny handing out Easter eggs with candy. As the supply was running low, she told her husband to go get the extra eggs from the backseat. He popped the trunk instead and grabbed the wrong bag.
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10 hours ago, CooterBrown said:


This happened at my kid’s school.

The mom is a pharmacist whose pharmacy on the east side did a safe sex event on Thursday. They gave away Easter eggs with condoms in them. She put the leftovers in the trunk. Later at school pickup, she was dressed as the Easter bunny handing out Easter eggs with candy. As the supply was running low, she told her husband to go get the extra eggs from the backseat. He popped the trunk instead and grabbed the wrong bag.

This is still a tough sell. The Easter Bunny thing was unsolicited and not coordinated by the school. We’re supposed to accept that a random can get in a costume and hand out candy to children in the parking lot? Oh oops. Not candy but condoms. 
 

Admittedly I grew up in TX and received “abstinence only” education thanks to conservatives on the school board but I’ve never heard of a *pharmacist* doing sex ed. What is it about filling prescriptions that makes a pharmacist uniquely qualified to talk about condoms? Proximity to the aisle at the pharmacy with the lube?

And why are the condoms in Easter eggs at all? If you’re giving away condoms to adults to encourage safe sex- what the fuck are they doing in Easter eggs? 
 

So even assuming all this is true, the pharmacist furry was planning on going to give out candy to children, but still didn’t take enough precautions to prevent this kind of mix up? No markings or stickers on the condom eggs? She didn’t shake the egg to see if it had candy vs a condom? She was completely unaware of the mix up until later?

No. Nope. I don’t buy any of that bullshit

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This is still a tough sell. The Easter Bunny thing was unsolicited and not coordinated by the school. We’re supposed to accept that a random can get in a costume and hand out candy to children in the parking lot? Oh oops. Not candy but condoms. 
 
Admittedly I grew up in TX and received “abstinence only” education thanks to conservatives on the school board but I’ve never heard of a *pharmacist* doing sex ed. What is it about filling prescriptions that makes a pharmacist uniquely qualified to talk about condoms? Proximity to the aisle at the pharmacy with the lube?
And why are the condoms in Easter eggs at all? If you’re giving away condoms to adults to encourage safe sex- what the fuck are they doing in Easter eggs? 
 
So even assuming all this is true, the pharmacist furry was planning on going to give out candy to children, but still didn’t take enough precautions to prevent this kind of mix up? No markings or stickers on the condom eggs? She didn’t shake the egg to see if it had candy vs a condom? She was completely unaware of the mix up until later?
No. Nope. I don’t buy any of that bullshit

Calm down. You’re way more upset than any parent whose kid actually got a rubber. Keep your pearl clutching in the suburbs.
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3 hours ago, Noah Fence said:

He looks like he passed out at a party and someone drew on him with a sharpie.


Now they take their mom’s makeup and make it look like it disappeared. 
 

 

 

1 hour ago, Pig Bellmont said:

You sound pretty defensive. Sorry about your creepy wife and her bunny fetish

 

I knew I’d seen her onlyfans. 
 

Wait, wut?

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45 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Both. Oven bacon tastes better but skillet bacon is necessary for collecting bacon grease, an essential ingredient in my green chile cornbread. 

Tell me more about this green chile (props for spelling it correctly) cornbread …

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15 minutes ago, nnm said:

Tell me more about this green chile (props for spelling it correctly) cornbread …

https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/24209/absolute-mexican-cornbread/
 

I hate these food blogs that ramble for two pages before they give the recipe, but this is very good. Note the recommendations in the comments about halving the butter. I also use an entire can of chiles, because what am I going to do with half of a little can. Instead of a baking dish I grease a cast iron skillet with bacon grease, and right before the cornbread is done I turn on the broiler to give it a brown top. 

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9 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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The Cajun Lunch Box inside the Chevron on the south side of I10 at the Welsh exit used to be fantastic.   Andouille on a stick, boudin balls, and meat pies.

Changed hands and last I checked they'd screwed it up but it used to be pretty damn good.

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