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20 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

A classmate punctured my eardrum with a #2 pencil 64 years ago. Have had trouble with that ear ever since, but I hear what you are sayin’.

Internally contradictory post contradicts itself. 

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7 minutes ago, nnm said:

Internally contradictory post contradicts itself. 

That’s the nature of dementia. What were we talking about anyway?

On 6/13/2021 at 1:16 PM, SurlyBDR said:

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Well, my right knee is literally touching the desk, so I guess there's about to be some burglar-meets-Hercules action up in here.

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2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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And we all drank stream water to see if it was clean. 

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Jesus some people are stupid.  $50 a month is $600 a year, or a .06% return on $1 million.  Take your $1 million now and put it in a savings account at .1% and you get $83.33 a month.

11 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Jesus some people are stupid.

but not you!

1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

foolish, not stupid

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Jesus some people are stupid.  $50 a month is $600 a year, or a .06% return on $1 million.  Take your $1 million now and put it in a savings account at .1% and you get $83.33 a month.

You know what I would do if I had a million dollars? I would invest half of it in low risk mutual funds and then take the other half over to my friend Asadulah who works in securities...
Daisy Duke please. Kthxbai.

Counterpoint. If your game falls short the blue balls will be horrendously
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Haha. I've known that guy since 2006. This went viral a few years ago. They did it as a joke and had no idea it would blow up the way it did.
5 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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The Sony definitely has Young Lady Chatterly from Cinemax after 2am. 

16 minutes ago, tfoolry said:

The Sony definitely has Young Lady Chatterly from Cinemax after 2am. 

My old man would have recorded 10-15 minutes of some PBS bullshit that no kid or wife would have ever willingly sat through at the start of the tape, recorded Skinemax starting in the middle of the tape, and then prominently labeled the tape with the PBS title. 

But I eventually discovered that the more boring the label, the more likely the full content of the tape would appeal to my prurient interests... 

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14 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:
15 hours ago, mdmost said:
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Haha. I've known that guy since 2006. This went viral a few years ago. They did it as a joke and had no idea it would blow up the way it did.

Didn’t know @Zepol87 had gone viral. So that’s what he looks like!

21 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Jesus some people are stupid.  $50 a month is $600 a year, or a .06% return on $1 million.  Take your $1 million now and put it in a savings account at .1% and you get $83.33 a month.

You're also out the $1 mil. Which is kinda the bigger difference

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