April 27, 20241 yr On 4/25/2024 at 5:44 PM, Vic Mackey said: Sucks that getting a beej only occurs on special occasions Better than no occasions.
April 27, 20241 yr 5 hours ago, Vic Mackey said: . I hadn't seen/heard anybody in person for years tell another person the cruel quip "You're in America, speak English...not Spanish." But it happened a few days ago when I was at the store. It was a short exchange but the guy was being a dick and the Hispanic couple just moved on their way and didn't pay him the attention he so cravenly desired. Well I only had a few items to scan so was on my way right after all of them and sure as shit, I saw the dude packing up his groceries into his truck. And the sticker image he had on his back window? You guessed it. NOT, Frank Stallone. I remember years ago picking up my niece in Dripping Springs from school. And her teacher had to see my ID to make sure I was checked out to pick her up since her parents were out of town, totally normal. And I introduced myself and all that. And I asked what she taught to make chit-chat while the little one was packing up her bag and heading into the backseat. And she said, "Language Arts. I teach the kids to speak proper American." She didn't say "English"...she said "to speak American." She said this. An adult. At a school. In broad daylight. She "teaches American." To this day, I still wonder if she was fucking with me, most likely. But what a harbinger it would prove to be for Hays County years later. Don't get me wrong, in college I had a bumper sticker that looked like at first glance "Organ Donor" but actually said "Orgasm Donor." Thought I was so damn clever. Spencer Gifts for the mother fucking win!
April 29, 20241 yr 2 hours ago, Tex Long said: Does he use an Allen wrench? Well no, that would make it kinky.
April 29, 20241 yr Not being able to biologically have children is a weird way to be anti women's rights.
April 29, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, ztejas said: Not being able to biologically have children is a weird way to be anti women's rights. is that what she is?
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