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Holy shit...

they fucking made a call.

Fuck off donaldson. 
it’s amazing that the yanks, with that maneuver, made themselves even more unlikeable. Didn’t seem possible. But, they did it. Congrats. 

Just now, slorch said:

Holy shit...

they fucking made a call.

Home ump called him out and the 1st base nodded in agreement.

Crush your enemies
See them driven before you
And no hit the mother fucking yankees

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Combine me!

Stir the echoes.  Oswalt, Saarloos, Munro, Lidge, Dotel, Wagner.

What's up Pressly hating bitches

combined no-hitter!!!

Fuck you boo-bird, bitch, motherfuckers.  

LFG!!!

@Helobious I guess we’re damn good thieves to be able to steal 2 games like that.  Oh, and you need to have a lead going into the 9th to be able to use your new hall of fame closer. 

Not a legitimate no hitter obviously but that shit still really fucking sucked.

I am chuffed. Lmao Yankees.

Fucking A dickheads. 
2-1 and the 1 y’all got was a fucking gift. 
suck a dick assholes. 
we are your daddy. 

In a dive bar in the Hamptons today while the cover band outside is playing “sending out an s.o.s.”

At the game in the Bronx tomorrow.

run it back for me maybe?

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Win the series tomorrow!

Also, does Sparky get wet postgame?

Just now, Helobious said:

Not a legitimate no hitter obviously but that shit still really fucking sucked.

Home plate umpire did everything in his power to help you guys and we still no-hit your sorry asses

1 minute ago, rvm96 said:

What's up Pressly hating bitches

Love my crow today.

1 minute ago, Helobious said:

Not a legitimate no hitter obviously but that shit still really fucking sucked.

Lol. Fuck off. 

Hey [mention=2291]Helobious[/mention], you can get a pretty good deal on Father’s Day cards right now.

Please mail them to:
501 Crawford St.
Houston, TX 77002

1 minute ago, Helobious said:

Not a legitimate no hitter obviously but that shit still really fucking sucked.

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Not a legitimate no hitter obviously but that shit still really fucking sucked.
But asterisk!!*!!

Yanks — rent check to Yankee stadium is due on Friday.  Please mail to 501 Crawford St., Houston, Texas 77002.

2 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I like what I’m seeing from Jake. Can’t bat flip like Siri, but good at bats consistently. 

Wut? He’s struck out 4 times in 7 ABs. 

24 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Pressly going 1-2-3 in B9.  Book it.  

That’s what pros do.  

THEEEEEEE YANKEEEEEEES have been no hit 

3 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Not a legitimate no hitter obviously but that shit still really fucking sucked.


do the Yankees know this isn’t spring training ??

these games count 

Edited by tx 3 putt

Lol Hector just starts speaking English mid interview

NYY no hit only twice since 1958 and Houston each time! Wow, wow wow.  When was the last time you personally witnessed a Stros no hitter?  I remember 1 or 2 from Nolan. 

This was damn special , savor it. 

 

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1 minute ago, TonyTexas said:

Wut? He’s struck out 4 times in 7 ABs. 

What he was doing in AAA. He's not an everyday MLB player, but today who gives a fuck.

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