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4 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

Inquiring?

I meant to say inquiring about acquiring, but fucked it up.

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we're a different lineup with meyers in.  he's great in cf too.  could've used him in the world series last year.

Just now, HtownHorn said:

I meant to say inquiring about acquiring, but fucked it up.

witt's not going anywhere.

1 minute ago, henrygandorf said:

witt's not going anywhere.

Merrifield, Benintendi, and Dozier likely are.

2 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Is Javier tipping his pitches?! Sweet Christ. 

Nope, he was extended in his last start. Most pitches he ever threw. A bad start shouldn't be a shock to anyone.

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He was dealing when Odor wasn't in the rotation.  Odor comes back, and he thinks it's ok to suck.

 

It's all Odor's fault.

#correlationequalscausation

 

23 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Nope, he was extended in his last start. Most pitches he ever threw. A bad start shouldn't be a shock to anyone.

Someone needs to translate a Johnny Vander Meer biography ASAP.

15 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Damn that was a nice play by Bregman

Bergman taketh, Bergman giveth

1 minute ago, Pimphand said:

Bergman taketh, Bergman giveth

They’re in the same situation even if he stays

Productive out.

I wouldn't worry too much about Javier.  This is going to happen to extreme fly ball pitchers every once in awhile.

Pitching around Chas to get to the pitcher catcher with 2 outs and a runner in scoring position.  At least it turns the lineup over for next inning.

Edited by WBT

Down two runs after four and about to get into their bullpen.  Nothing to worry about here.  

3 minutes ago, WBT said:

Pitching around Chas to get to the pitcher catcher with 2 outs and a runner in scoring position.  At least it turns the lineup over for next inning.

Doesn't he have a 2 homerun game this homestand?

4 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

Doesn't he have a 2 homerun game this homestand?

Yeah.  They still pitched around Chas to get to him.

Lets go... tie this bitch up at minimum here

I'm following the game on the ESPN app. Was ball 3 on Maldonado a terrible call?

I'm following the game on the ESPN app. Was ball 3 on Maldonado a terrible call?
Yes it was a strike. Catcher sat up inside and pitch was towards outside of plate way off his target so catcher looked horrible catching it

Nico would have delivered there

1 minute ago, dr99 said:

Nico would have delivered there

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You see, he’s playing second base. He obviously has to lead off, because normally the second baseman leads off. 

Abreu's fastball speed is all over the place tonight 

MFY stomping the ass Pirates.

2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

It’s ok. Dubon gets one more AB people! 

Uhh he has to bat at least once more no matter what.

5 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

MFY stomping the ass Pirates.

Uhh he has to bat at least once more no matter what.

I know. That was my point. It’s the genius of Dusty hitting him at the top of the lineup making sure he gets him that extra AB this game by hitting him leadoff. 

If Maldonado and Dubon are the final two outs...you'll disappoint me.

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I will learn how to spell his name and in general give a shit about him when he gets his OPS to 600. 

Let’s try not to dig a 5 run hole before the 3rd inning tomorrow. 

Just now, David Dennison said:

Neris'd.

Tuck makes the play in right and Neris has an easy inning.  

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