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It’s hilarious that Chapman is now the bullpen choice right above a position player. 

2 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

That’s pretty amazing considering Red Sox/Yankee history.  

Well hopefully we stomp all on their best season ever in the ALCS and take over the #1 spot.

Just now, TonyTexas said:

It’s hilarious that Chapman is now the bullpen choice right above a position player. 

I still don’t know that I want to face him in a big spot. 

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I still don’t know that I want to face him in a big spot. 

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Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

I still don’t know that I want to face him in a big spot. 

That Chapman died in 2019.  He’s Josh James.

Siri is this year's Derek Fisher, he will be part of Astros history as the base runner who scores in a critical playoff game.

3 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

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2 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

That Chapman died in 2019.  He’s Josh James.

You are both probably right. Here is my counterpoint:

Hebo bitches about him incessantly and says he is worthless and Hebo is wrong about literally everything related to baseball. 

3 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Siri is this year's Derek Fisher, he will be part of Astros history as the base runner who scores in a critical playoff game.

I’m 100% ok with this. 

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

 

You are both probably right. Here is my counterpoint:

Hebo bitches about him incessantly and says he is worthless and Hebo is wrong about literally everything related to baseball. 

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Seems like pushing it to keep Bielak in.  Porque no Martinez?

Edited by Guadaloopy

Just now, Guadaloopy said:

Seems like pushing it to keep Bielak in.  Porque no Maritinez?

Because having Bielak shut them down is funnier.

4 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Hebo bitches about him incessantly and says he is worthless and Hebo is wrong about literally everything related to baseball. 

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2 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Seems like pushing it to keep Bielak in.  Porque no Martinez?

5 run lead, he has ML experience let him work

Just now, runthebone said:

Because having Bielak shut them down is funnier.

i see yes GIF

He spiked a CB on an 0-2 count and then a guy hit a worm burner to RF through the shift- it’s not

like he’s getting hammered. 

give him the 9th as well. 

I’m an idiot.  It was genius to let Bielak go 3 innings in a DH with a 5 run lead.  

Kudos to Click/Baker/Miller for choosing Bielak to be the 27th man. Great outing. 

Yeah, they're already probably going to have to call someone up for the pen before the Seattle series is done.  Save an arm here if you can.

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

He spiked a CB on an 0-2 count and then a guy hit a worm burner to RF through the shift- it’s not

like he’s getting hammered. 

give him the 9th as well. 

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Thank you, Brandon Bielak. Hell of a performance to save the bullpen. Let's get those last 3 outs.

Less than ideal start to the 9th. 8 runs allowed so far in the 9th+ inning(s) against the Yankees. Get outs.

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I fucking love this team. I’m getting hard at the idea of Click saying we are going to be really aggressive at the trade deadline. 
this team with another ace and a studly corner bat is just fucking incredible. 
Get me:

BelL, Cruz and Castillo (call that a cost of Barber Leon and JJ for the first 2 and Garcia and Brown for Castillo) flip Odo and Maton for prospects and hope Uncle Mike comes back:

your team for the playoffs:

SP- JV/LMJ/Castillo/Framber 

Bullpen- Presley, Montero, Javier, Nerris, Urquidy, Martinez, Abreu, Bielak

Lineup v RHP

Maldy, Bell, Altuve, Peña, Bregman, Brantley, Meyers, Tucker  

v LHP substitute Cruz at DH for Yordan and move Yordan to LF for Brantley 

Bench- Siri, Chas, Lee, Diaz, Brantley or Cruz.  
 

Not a single fucking hole on that team.  Trading Maton and Odo should even the prospects you trade for Bell and Cruz  you’ve traded 6 years of whatever Brown becomes and Garcia for 2 pennant runs with Castillo  

 

You knew that was coming there. Go get him Dusty. 

Just shit luck for Bielak there on the first 2 hits and then you see what Judge does. Feast on mistakes and what not. 

Dusty’s rubber gloves have cut off the oxygen to his brain.  Keep fucking around with NYY and see what can happen .. 

Just now, David Dennison said:

That was completely unnecessary, Dusty Baker.

or don't throw Judge a meatball?

I am far more in favor of Dusty's not micromanagement of the pitching staff over Hinch but this is bordering on insane.

i blame sparky for talking about how bad the yankees' average against the astros is this year for those two weaksauce hits

I get trying to save arms, but that was just plain stupid. One inning isn't going to make a difference.

Not really Bielak’s fault. Dusty pushed and lost. Still in good shape. 

4 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I fucking love this team. I’m getting hard at the idea of Click saying we are going to be really aggressive at the trade deadline. 
this team with another ace and a studly corner bat is just fucking incredible. 
Get me:

BelL, Cruz and Castillo (call that a cost of Barber Leon and JJ for the first 2 and Garcia and Brown for Castillo) flip Odo and Maton for prospects and hope Uncle Mike comes back:

your team for the playoffs:

SP- JV/LMJ/Castillo/Framber 

Bullpen- Presley, Montero, Javier, Nerris, Urquidy, Martinez, Abreu, Bielak

Lineup v RHP

Maldy, Bell, Altuve, Peña, Bregman, Brantley, Meyers, Tucker  

v LHP substitute Cruz at DH for Yordan and move Yordan to LF for Brantley 

Bench- Siri, Chas, Lee, Diaz, Brantley or Cruz.  
 

Not a single fucking hole on that team.  Trading Maton and Odo should even the prospects you trade for Bell and Cruz  you’ve traded 6 years of whatever Brown becomes and Garcia for 2 pennant runs with Castillo  

 

Well you're going to be limp after the deadline with those expectations 

That was just greed from Dusty.

Let's stop messing around and wrap this up stat.

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