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  • This postseason has become more sentimental for me and my wife's family.  My father in law is the biggest Astros fan I know.  He watches every game without fail, even DVRing them if he can't watch liv

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16 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

 

60/40 (ish) NL to win the series huh? 
not sure I’m buying. 

7 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

60/40 (ish) NL to win the series huh? 
not sure I’m buying. 


I agree. You just know mlb is dying for Yankees / Dodgers match up 

37 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

60/40 (ish) NL to win the series huh? 
not sure I’m buying. 

Well you can tell they expect the Astros to win the AL and the Astros are dogshit in the world series (1-3) 😉

Just imagine if the Astros get HFA in the World Series they are a whopping 3-9 at Minute Maid during the Fall Classic.  If we could ever figure out how to get the MLB to make the Astros play all road games during the World Series we would win it more often.

Especially if MLB makes us open the roof, motherfucker motherfuckers.

1 hour ago, Gourmand said:

 


plenty of time for him to make the playoff roster !

35 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Especially if MLB makes us open the roof, motherfucker motherfuckers.

We should be opening it on our own. 

Back in April though, they pulled a Texans and claimed it was broken.

Just now, Seasick Sailor said:

Guess Tucker is still sick. 

He needs a little rest, imo 

40 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:

Guess Tucker is still sick. 

Hopefully this doesn't turn into a Astros After Dark game:

 

Everything I see is rain should end around 6:45E so the start of the game may get pushed back, but shouldn't be that long after original scheduled first pitch.  

Then again who the fuck knows they may just postpone this whole shit because Manfred

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40 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:

Guess Tucker is still sick. 

Hopefully this doesn't turn into a Astros After Dark game:

 

38 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Everything I see is rain should end around 6:45E so the start of the game may get pushed back, but shouldn't be that long after original scheduled first pitch.  

Then again who the fuck knows they may just postpone this whole shit because Manfred

Looks ok on TWC

 

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19 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

BYw- I didn’t say a peep last year in the playoffs about a single Dusty decision. He managed perfectly by the numbers and book. Sometimes it doesn’t work out. Baseball happens. 

He didn't call the home run play enough times.  That's all on him.

Maybe Tucker's problem is that the food is so shitty in Cleveland.

39 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

He didn't call the home run play enough times.  That's all on him.

 

we would have been better off with him at bat 

I bet he ate some of that goddamn spaghetti they call chili.

Just now, kevwun said:

I bet he ate some of that goddamn spaghetti they call chili.

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Lets jump on these fools early and often

Way to go Espada you dumbfuck

Come on people yall gotta be consistent. Bitch and moan about Espada

7 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Way to go Espada you dumbfuck

Come on people yall gotta be consistent. Bitch and moan about Espada

Everyone loves the next guy

Just leave Alvarez in LF and deal with the defense. Mancini should start the rest of the season, DH/1B.

.295 OBP and 0 HR for Straw.  Maybe both sides lost the trade?  Nah, we probably won just based on Maton's playoffs last year alone.

3 minutes ago, WBT said:

.295 OBP and 0 HR for Straw.  Maybe both sides lost the trade?  Nah, we probably won just based on Maton's playoffs last year alone.

 

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3 minutes ago, WBT said:

.295 OBP and 0 HR for Straw.  Maybe both sides lost the trade?  Nah, we probably won just based on Maton's playoffs last year alone.

We also got the young catcher in AAA, Diaz.

Machete looking like Altuve there wtf

1 minute ago, Gut Wagon said:

If Meyers fell out of a tree, he couldn't hit the ground. 

Yes, but maybe he would turn into Henry Rowengartner.

Yordan its way past time to hit a fucking dong

Fucking espada thats not a homer.

Guess I will take it

Three straight singles for a run.  What is this, 1987?

How did Peña score that mid-inning commercial spot as a rookie?

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