2022 Houston Astros Thread

[tx 3 putt 74761]

Uuuuuggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!!

[HtownHorn 14285]

Of course.

[perfectchaos007 6527]

Well that's unfortunate

[tx 3 putt 74761]

He hit that ball by accident 

[WBT 20131]

well that's a hell of a way to lose a game

[UTexasFight 9288]

Time for the K followed by double play 

[cabowabo 4379]

Just put us put of our misery.

[HtownHorn 14285]

Dusty has to switch Abreu and Stanek in their roles. Stanek walks too many fucking people.

[UTexasFight 9288]

I

hate

the

braves

[HtownHorn 14285]

Is there a reason Stanek hasn't thrown a FB, yet?

[Lat22 3941]

Just end it.

[MirrOlure 14397]

What in the actual fuck was that defense alignment?????

[D3zii 3581]

Well this stinks!!! 

[David Dennison 17658]

Nice road trip, bullpen.

[WBT 20131]

leadoff walks

[tx 3 putt 74761]

[Guadaloopy 10756]

Man, that was some bullshit.  

[UTEX_ME 4724]

This team ain’t ready to win a World Series. This is the NL C or D team

[David Dennison 17658]

The Braves own us.

[D3zii 3581]

Just now, MirrOlure said:

What in the actual fuck was that defense alignment?????

Idk maybe it’s just me cause I don’t watch other teams but it seems like we shift a lot!! And it burned us there 

[perfectchaos007 6527]

I think I would rather play the Dodgers in the World Series.

[MirrOlure 14397]

Fuck fuck fuck

[cabowabo 4379]

The good news is that Maldonado will start tomorrow.

[David Dennison 17658]

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

This team ain’t ready to win a World Series. This is the NL C or D team

Maybe, but the Braves could absolutely repeat.

[elfenix 34000]

jesus chrsit

[WBT 20131]

this would have fuckall to do with what happens if we meet in the WS

[Honeysucklerose 955]

This team ain’t ready to win a World Series. This is the NL C or D team

You are an Idiot

[David Dennison 17658]

1 minute ago, WBT said:

this would have fuckall to do with what happens if we meet in the WS

Dusty needs 7th and 8th inning guys he can trust. That trust has taken a hit this week.

[UTexasFight 9288]

Braves are having the stretch we had against the Yankees and Mets in June.

 

i’d be up for fast forwarding to end of October and see what happens 

[Gut Wagon 8017]

Braves are a good team fighting for the division at home, and we're really beaten up. So in and of itself, losing to them is understandable. But the way this game and several other recent ones went down is still annoying. Take out the laugher in Chicago and our run production has been pathetic. That's not purely a result of injuries. 

[runthebone 7874]

We will get swept if we face them again, Jesus

[The Dog 42744]

Astros are gassed. Tomorrow will be their 33rd game in 32 days. 

2 minutes ago, runthebone said:

We will get swept if we face them again, Jesus

you don't know that. 

Edited August 21, 2022 by The Dog

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1548]

Altuve needs to have a baby. 

[tx 3 putt 74761]

21 minutes ago, The Dog said:

Astros are gassed. Tomorrow will be their 33rd game in 32 days. 

you don't know that. 

Impossible, days off are for pussies !

 

[The Dog 42744]

I mean, we get two off days in the next 10 so if we're still shitting the bed then yeah we're done. 

[tx 3 putt 74761]

 

[HtownHorn 14285]

We needed another bat and one elite level bullpen guy. We have one elite level bullpen guy in Pressly, and another one that is close in Abreu. Those two guys should be getting as many clutch innings the Astros have, to prepare for the playoffs. Of course, Dusty will go with the seniors on the team that keep failing left and right. Altuve needs a day off, and the Astros need to go get a real leadoff hitter in the off-season.

[henrygandorf 28609]

42 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

We needed another bat and one elite level bullpen guy. We have one elite level bullpen guy in Pressly, and another one that is close in Abreu. Those two guys should be getting as many clutch innings the Astros have, to prepare for the playoffs. Of course, Dusty will go with the seniors on the team that keep failing left and right. Altuve needs a day off, and the Astros need to go get a real leadoff hitter in the off-season.

someone like javier will end up as a multi-inning guy in the postseason. maybe even lmj. 

[David Dennison 17658]

This thread is a great place to go to forget the Astros have the best record in the American League.

Edited August 21, 2022 by David Dennison

[tx 3 putt 74761]

I hope we can avoid the sweep, the braves are on 🔥🔥🔥

[Mitch Hedberg 2086]

They shall rise up and lead us…Dubon and Alvarez back in the lineup today. 

[tx 3 putt 74761]

1 minute ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

They shall rise up and lead us…Dubon and Alvarez back in the lineup today. 

 

Let’s do it !

[WBT 20131]

1 hour ago, David Dennison said:

This thread is a great place to go to forget the Astros have the best record in the American League.

Just don't go to the fangraphs playoffs odds page!

[tx 3 putt 74761]

I was always a big fan of sending a kid back out there after they ‘fell off the horse’. Get that hit, want that ball, make the play …

[tx 3 putt 74761]

4 minutes ago, WBT said:

Just don't go to the fangraphs playoffs odds page!

[tx 3 putt 74761]

I’m fired up. This team is expected to win, regardless of the line up today or any other day. It’s a day off tomorrow, let’s enjoy it with a W behind us.

Edited August 21, 2022 by tx 3 putt

[Mitch Hedberg 2086]

Now Altuve has a sore shoulder and is out. Let’s never score 20+ runs again.

[tx 3 putt 74761]

3 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Now Altuve has a sore shoulder and is out. Let’s never score 20+ runs again.

he needs these two days off 

[tx 3 putt 74761]

maybe he comes in hot !

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Please don't be a Brantley situation.