Super Bowl LVII: Chiefs vs. Eagles

[AUS-97HORN 11546]

Just now, Augustus said:

He caught the ball, secured it, got both feet down.

No idea where this third step bullshit came from.

Dez got 3 steps and they didnt call that catch

 

and fuck ANOTHER fucking bad slip on the grass. 

[elfenix 34000]

Right tackle holding hard on that play

[Doc Daneeka 6767]

He caught the motherfucking ball. Secured it. Two feet down. Turned up field. If that’s not a catch, they just need to shut the thing down. 

[Captain Obvious 500]

Just now, Augustus said:

He caught the ball, secured it, got both feet down.

No idea where this third step bullshit came from.

Don't think he meant literal third step.

Isnt' it:

1. Secure ball.
2. Two feet down.
3. Complete a football move.

before it can be called a fumble?  Maybe they were saying he didn't complete a football move, i.e. finish the turn upfield? 

[Shut up Lou Holtz 1976]

Todays grass brought to you by slip and slide 

[Augustus 3061]

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Y'all are so ridiculous.  The rules guy just explained why it's incomplete, and he's right, and so are the guys in the booth.

Good god.  

Nobody's arguing whether it's a catch by rule.

They're arguing the rule is fucking stupid.

And it is.

The guy CAUGHT the ball.  Had two feet down, in bounds.  But we defined a catch to include arbitrary bullshit.

Edited February 13, 2023 by Augustus

[Sgt Hulk 13484]

The chiefs going to get one fucking stop 

[Helobious 9393]

Hopefully this turf bullshit means Arizona never gets another super bowl

[hookem48 4603]

Just now, Doc Daneeka said:

He caught the motherfucking ball. Secured it. Two feet down. Turned up field. If that’s not a catch, they just need to shut the thing down. 

turning your head isn't turning upfield

[Texzilla58 4683]

He caught the ball, secured it, got both feet down.
No idea where this third step bullshit came from.

And have to make a football move.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8780]

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Y'all are so ridiculous.  The rules guy just explained why it's incomplete, and he's right, and so are the guys in the booth.

Good god.  

Cool. You side with Mike Perriera and the Philadelphia eagles. Go shower and take a few laps 

[Asu2215 247]

Eagles fans are like 

[Underdog 27966]

Jimmy still peddling dick enhancer pills?  Asking for a friend. 

[elfenix 34000]

Just now, Helobious said:

Hopefully this turf bullshit means Arizona never gets another super bowl

NFL controls what grass goes in for the Superbowl. It's not the home field's field.

[ztejas 42744]

(Incredible football game going on at the highest level in the world)

Surly:

WHAT IN THE FUCK DO THEY CALL HOLDING THESE DAYS? AND DID YOU SEE THAT PEPSI AD?

[Doc Daneeka 6767]

Just now, hookem48 said:

turning your head isn't turning upfield

It’s good that that’s not the only thing that happened, then.

[Augustus 3061]

I remember when a "catch" meant that you were in bounds, and you caught the football.

[Underdog 27966]

2 minutes ago, Shut up Lou Holtz said:

Todays grass brought to you by slip and slide 

Why turf is better. 

[Augustus 3061]

Just now, elfenix said:

NFL controls what grass goes in for the Superbowl. It's not the home field's field.

But it's always a problem at this stadium.

 

[Shut up Lou Holtz 1976]

Just now, ztejas said:

(Incredible football game going on at the highest level in the world)

Surly:

WHAT IN THE FUCK DO THEY CALL HOLDING THESE DAYS? AND DID YOU SEE THAT PEPSI AD?

Surly gon surl 

[Augustus 3061]

Just now, Underdog said:

Why turf is better. 

This is turf.

[YChang 3365]

Shoulda caught that

[Surly Bevo 24247]

Just now, Augustus said:

This is turf.

[GopherRock 1759]

3 minutes ago, Shut up Lou Holtz said:

Todays grass brought to you by slip and slide 

Today's turf brought to you by the shit turf at Farout Field at the University of Missouri. 

[Augustus 3061]

Goddamit

[MNLonghornFUKM 8780]

He bobbled it

[Sgt Hulk 13484]

Fucking 3rd and Kansas City. There’s no way eagles are gonna lose this is awful 

[TexArcher 36902]

Just now, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Cool. You side with Mike Perriera and the Philadelphia eagles. Go shower and take a few laps 

There's no siding.  Either you understand the rule or you don't.  Either you think the entire league is rigged to fuck over your team and hurt your personal feelings, including by helping your rivals, or you realize that's fucking retarded.

 

[Pam Cummings 9409]

I fucking hate everything about the Eagles. And thats not a fucking catch motherfuckers!

[AUS-97HORN 11546]

he didnt fucking catch that 

[Firemans4Horn 16852]

Hurts dropping dimes tonight. 

[ztejas 42744]

That isn't a catch. 

[GhostOfTomJoad 9096]

Goedert with a monster catch.

[Pam Cummings 9409]

QUIT LETTING TEAMS RUN ANOTHER PLAY BEFORE YOU CONFIRM THAT SKETCHY FUCKING SHIT

Edited February 13, 2023 by Pam Cummings

[Augustus 3061]

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

 

Turf:  real grass and dirt

Artificial turf:  Astroturf or rubber tire pellets with plastic grass.

[staboner 4938]

wow

[Mdhorn 5819]

no possession 

[Augustus 3061]

LOL officials

[AUS-97HORN 11546]

jesus that took forever to challenge the play

[staboner 4938]

left still down after bobble, gonna stand imo

[demos 2968]

There's no siding.  Either you understand the rule or you don't.  Either you think the entire league is rigged to fuck over your team and hurt your personal feelings, including by helping your rivals, or you realize that's fucking retarded.
 

Or - hear me out here - that rule is retarded.

[hookem48 4603]

2 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

It’s good that that’s not the only thing that happened, then.

he didn't turn upfield, you're fucking wrong and they got the call right

[The Ace of Aces 4946]

This product is awful. Field is like ice with huge divots coming up, the refs suck, replays taking forever. 

Edited February 13, 2023 by The Ace of Aces

[elfenix 34000]

1 minute ago, GopherRock said:

Today's turf brought to you by the shit turf at Farout Field at the University of Missouri. 

I assume secsecsec made misery get rid of their shit field

[Shut up Lou Holtz 1976]

1 minute ago, GopherRock said:

Today's turf brought to you by the shit turf at Farout Field at the University of Missouri. 

How many longhorns went down with knee injuries on that shit?

[Augustus 3061]

Kansas Silly?

That's a catch, dammit all

[Doc Daneeka 6767]

Just now, hookem48 said:

he didn't turn upfield, you're fucking wrong and they got the call right

He did. I’m not. They didn’t. 

[Sgt Hulk 13484]

These refs fucking sucks dick 

[Michael Knight 12662]

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

There's no siding.  Either you understand the rule or you don't.  Either you think the entire league is rigged to fuck over your team and hurt your personal feelings, including by helping your rivals, or you realize that's fucking retarded.

 

He's a Vikings fan of course he thinks it's rigged 

[Dewey 3266]

That's not a catch