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Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?

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Oh no he stepped on home plate hard let me cry. What a bitch ass pussy 

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    Haven’t been this excited to pick up the Dallas Morning News in a long time. Add it to the collection. The last titles my teams have won. 

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    Man, how I wish my dad could have been here to see this. Biggest Rangers fan ever. I was on the phone with him in 2011 when we needed one more strike. I’ve never heard such a crushed, disappointed rea

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Fuck these cheating fucking douchebags. The most aggy-like professional sports fan base around. And fuck that shit ass city too. That’s all. ***********

 

Altuve needs to be HBP in the nuts. 

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This is my district manager (in red). Not my boss - my boss's boss.

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and he just doubled down.

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It shouldn’t surprise me anymore, but the amount of little dick energy in that fan base astounds me. 

So which position player should we have throw the last three innings?

1 minute ago, ITHorn said:

It shouldn’t surprise me anymore, but the amount of little dick energy in that fan base astounds me. 

Perfect description of aggy.

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1 minute ago, CowtownHorn said:

Perfect description of aggy.

No no - we're baseball aggy. Apparently. Despite Houston drawing aggy to it like a cockroach hotel. 

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No no - we're baseball aggy. Apparently. Despite Houston drawing aggy to it like a cockroach hotel. 

Astros are what the ags aspire to. Flaunt the rules… Win championships. Ags got half that right.

Evan Grant reporting that it's a wrist issue for Heim. Did they say anything (else) on the broadcast?

19 minutes ago, LCHorn said:

So which position player should we have throw the last three innings?

marcus.

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Championships

NFL - Dallas 5 Houston 0

NHL - Dallas 1 Houston LOL

NBA - Dallas 1 (vs LeBron) Houston 2**  (both years MJ was out of the league)

MLB - Texas 0 Houston 1* (one legit)

Houston’s sports accomplishments are very aggy in nature.

I’ll take it. 8-4 out of the break vs CLE, TB, LAD, and *ass. That’s a win for the good guys. 

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Yep, really should have won that damn game Monday, but considering the schedule we've played since the break and that Houston had 6 against the f'n Rockies and A's, holding serve with a 2 game lead is a W.

You can fuck off too, perfect GD internet stranger [emoji849]. 

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Championships
NFL - Dallas 5 Houston 0
NHL - Dallas 1 Houston LOL
NBA - Dallas 1 (vs LeBron) Houston 2**  (both years MJ was out of the league)
MLB - Texas 0 Houston 1* (one legit)
Houston’s sports accomplishments are very aggy in nature.

Hasn’t been a year yet, maybe wait a bit before calling it legit .
1 minute ago, Quagmire said:


Hasn’t been a year yet, maybe wait a bit before calling it legit .

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Grab another starter and let's go win a fucking WS you losers.

Why not. 

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If we can get everyone healthy going into the postseason and potentially add a solid starting arm before the deadline I think Atlanta is the only team that is objectively better than we are.

This is a weird year where a weird team could win. Our bats are phenomenal. Our pen is questionable and our starters have lapses but basically every team has issues. 

I don't think it's crazy to believe that we could at least make a run if not steal one this season if shit falls right. 

And I'm not commenting this based off of one win against the Stros - this has been my read for weeks now. 

On 7/25/2023 at 8:44 PM, DougO said:

Rangers fixin' to bring out the boomsticks. I can feel it.

I was just slightly early.

We could use a front line sp. We could use bullpen help. I feel like our sp is a house of cards ready to collapse at any moment. Our bullpen we know is a disaster. I don't know what to do.

8 hours ago, Gucci_Suit said:

3-0 when I am in attendance. Bought last minute. 

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We're gonna need you to step up your "taking one for the team" game.  

16 hours ago, gsoda3 said:

We could use a front line sp. We could use bullpen help. I feel like our sp is a house of cards ready to collapse at any moment. Our bullpen we know is a disaster. I don't know what to do.

I've been feeling this way for awhile. Can't quite put my thumb on why.

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We took 1 of 3 and really could have won the other two with our best player not playing and a BP game thrown in there. Losing a series against HOU is never good but we did what we needed to. 

Let's see if we can take a couple in SD. 

Career change seems to have worked out nicely for him.

Any interest in Verlander or Scherzer? Apparently the Mets are listening to offers.

On 7/26/2023 at 10:16 PM, CowtownHorn said:

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This is from May 3, 1981. Fergie Jenkins vs Paul Splittorff.

https://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/TEX/TEX198105030.shtml

'81 was a weird year in baseball because the season was broken into two halves by a strike in June/July. Because of the weird format, the Cardinals and Reds had the two best records in the NL but neither one made the playoffs.

Maybe should have held on to Leon, Garver is liability back there.

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Heim to the IL, Bubba back up.  Sborz back, White sent down.

MLBtraderumors says at least 2-3 weeks rest for wrist strain, season ending surgery possible if rest doesn't help.

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