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I'm just gonna tell myself that the players were still hungover from celebrating the Longhorn victory this weekend

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4 hours ago, Scraps said:

If we don't go 6-0 the next 6 I am going to be highly disappointed. I guess I could live with 5-1 since its baseball and some dumb shit will prob happen.....anything else is a fucking disaster


hello 5 game win streak

27 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

This mariners game has me in a glass case of emotions. 


angels won 

44 minutes ago, Scraps said:

 


save those ticket stubs !!!!

Mariners are in freefall

A's have best last 10 record in the AL west at 6-4

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Episode 25 of Breathing Orange fire. We talk Chas, Banana pudding, the glorious day on Sunday where the Astros played their best lineup, and playoff chase. 

Spotify:
https://open.spotify.com/episode/2TPfLdjBM9mCampItCoJ1p?si=ssspUsIdTvOw0vbotx1GhQ

Apple:
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podca...n-astros-podcast/id1683955456?i=1000627560590

Amazon:
https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/8...a-pudding?ref=dm_sh_diGtXIYI8JHhPlZPMQ0Pc4xGa

Edited by Wulaw Horn

2 hours ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Back to 10+ runs today?

We've only scored 10 once against the. And I want to say only 6 once against them. Been 5 or less all year long it seems like.  

Maldy and Dubon personal catcher and CF on JV day.  Maybe singleton too if we are lucky?

7 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Good thing no one watches PBS then

Homer simpson episode 15 season 11 GIF - Find on GIFER

David Stearns officially joining the Mets as president of operations

f the Mets

That's probably bad news for the rest of the NL though

6 minutes ago, WBT said:

f the Mets

That's probably bad news for the rest of the NL though


meh, it takes time to build it right. Mets owner thinks you can buy it and doesn’t have patience. Don’t they lose high draft picks for this season’s payroll ?

 

It would be neat if they scored a run tonight.

3 minutes ago, Scraps said:

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Closest we’re gonna get with JV two personal choices 

39 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Closest we’re gonna get with JV two personal choices 

Yep.  Chas is a big enough boy today I guess. Or something like that.  Fucker better pull Moldy if we are down after JV goes out.  It's so dumb.  And PH uncle mike for Dubon if need be as well.  

You thought baseball teams have 9 players!  Ha!  The Astros roll with 7!

1 hour ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Closest we’re gonna get with JV two personal choices 

Yeah, we have better on the bench, but Dubon is a lot better than what other teams run out there in the 8-hole.  I ain't mad at it.  Maldy's another story altogether. 

Brantley played 3 in a row for the first time yesterday so not surprised to see him out.

hopefully by end of season we’ll see him up to 4-5 starts per week if the bat keeps performing 

18 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Brantley played 3 in a row for the first time yesterday so not surprised to see him out.

hopefully by end of season we’ll see him up to 4-5 starts per week if the bat keeps performing 

Hopefully not at the expense of Chas.  It really shouldn't be.  Alas.  

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SM: We know that baseball is a business. Do you think you'll spend the rest of your career with the Astros?

JA: I always say that I love Houston and the people here. This is the only team I've played for. We have one more year (on my contract). We'll see what happens.

SM: Have the Astros approached you about a new contract? Have you started talking to them?

JA: No


https://houston.sportsmap.com/houston-astros-jose-altuve-contract-extension-negotiations-dana-brown-jim-crane?mibextid=Zxz2cZ

Julia is prettier in person

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Edit: just threw her a hook em and she returned it [emoji869][emoji869][emoji3531]

ok tossing batting practice from the start, these guys really dont like playing at home

Lol cool. No one taking the A’s seriously 

what times does ahsoka drop?

Yep, Dusty giving off some Tom Herman vibes. Up for big games, can’t focus on crappy opponents. 

2 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

Nm

If I’m being honest JV is no longer good enough for personal catcher. 

Astros gonna score 12 tonight so it doesn't even matter

Even a team as bad as the A's can hit 94 mph fastballs thrown down the pipe. But let's keep throwing them, just to make sure. 

They'll never expect a bunt

Damn i wish someone would do that in extra innings

what the actual fucklord is going on with this team

what the actual fucklord is going on with this team
We don't play the catcher who is good at baseball because reasons and we don't bat the centerfielder who is good at baseball ahead of the first baseman who is not for the same reasons
24 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Lol cool. No one taking the A’s seriously 


theyre young, hungry and don’t give a fuck 

probably winking at Julia !

Is Biggio on speed tonight?


Snorted some Mini Thins?

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