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I am as likely to get a hit from my couch in Austin as Tucker is.

Y'all keep talking shit about Chazzy Fizz!!!!

Just now, Mo Horn said:

That was ugly Tuck

Sacrifice strike out on that scud by Heim to right center.

Fat Boy!

Weeeeeee’’’rrrrrreee Baaaaaaaacccckkk

The 2nd longest save in playoff history is looking attainable now.

You crazy sons of bitches...why couldn't we do this in game 1/2. 

There we fucking go.

And, watching this one simultaneously with the boy in Scotland. He texted me “I’m tired, but I can’t stop now.” 3:30 am his time. Fuck it, we’re watching together.

4 years ago today, we were at the juice box together to watch Altuve hit his walkoff to beat the Yankees.

Let’s fucking finish this.

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Send brown Back out 

Absolutely. 

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

Ah, Maldy back to his mean 

And yet he has nearly doubled the batting average of Tucker...

4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Send brown Back out 

Let him finish this thing.  Save everybody for tomorrow if at all possible.

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4 minutes ago, WBT said:

The 2nd longest save in playoff history is looking attainable now.

guess not

Hey fucksticks do you realize how badass the Rangers are and how shitty the Astros are?

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

There we fucking go.

And, watching this one simultaneously with the boy in Scotland. He texted me “I’m tired, but I can’t stop now.” 3:30 am his time. Fuck it, we’re watching together.

4 years ago today, we were at the juice box together to watch Altuve hit his walkoff to beat the Yankees.

Let’s fucking finish this.

My two aren't across the pond, but we are all in 3 different states. We always have a running text stream, and have for several years. One of the greatest joys of my life. 

Surprised that Dusty hasn’t given Maldonado the rest of the night off so that he’ll be rested for tomorrow’s afternoon game?

13 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Brown gave you 3, you get the 7th against the bottom of their order, let Maton take the it.

Yep.

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Nice pick by Abreu, too.

He’s pretty damn good at that. They must practice picking those. 😀

Crews are rebuilding the batters eye at Minute Maid as we speak right?

I swear a couple years ago it looked like Altuves arm was shot and he could barely throw to first. His throws have been strong all year.

Watch out Manny...

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