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Posted
6 minutes ago, Captainant said:

First TACO, now MIGAs? I hope we get some GUAC

Stop supporting the avocado cartel man! Free TACOs from their oppressive add on. Salsa y queso para toda la vida. 

Posted
4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Look, TACO tits' plans for Gumming Up America's Chances to Make Iran Great Again are proceeding as scheduled, even us Morons On the LEdge can see that.

I was thinking like Make Oligarchs Little Eskimopies but whatever floats your boat, 🚤 

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Posted
1 hour ago, InkaUtexas said:

Holy shit, look what the USAF can really do. 

Did anyone actually not know this? This is like a show of force from 30 fucking years ago.

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Posted
2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I was thinking like Make Oligarchs Little Eskimopies but whatever floats your boat, 🚤 

I'm reporting this post to management for making me get my shit together and drive to the store.

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Posted
1 minute ago, G650 said:

Did anyone actually not know this? This is like a show of force from 30 fucking years ago.

Sometimes it is nice to remind them. 

We flew halfway around the globe, hit a well protected place (was), and were back in time for the CWS. 

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Posted
1 minute ago, G650 said:

I dunno man, we got immamac running around playing Shock and Awes greatest hits while nobody is recognizing this is the easy part for the US, while everything that comes next is the problem.

A whole bunch of this.

For us, blowing shit up is super-duper-easy.  It's impressive, no doubt -- watching Russia have a hard time of it emphasizes how good we are at it.

It's the "literally every single thing that comes AFTER you blow some shit up" part that gives us fits.  The Chinese try to plan decades, even a century ahead (and even they fuck it up hard on a regular basis).  We have a hard time planning for anything farther away than....say it with me....two weeks.

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Posted
1 minute ago, G650 said:

I dunno man, we got immamac running around playing Shock and Awes greatest hits while nobody is recognizing this is the easy part for the US, while everything that comes next is the problem.

Yep. I know. Shit is about to get fun again. And I thought I was heading to Ukraine. I am not sure I can do one more Nation Building project. 

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Posted
5 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Sometimes it is nice to remind them. 

We flew halfway around the globe, hit a well protected place (was), and were back in time for the CWS. 

Don't you mean the ump show

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Posted
Just now, InkaUtexas said:

Yep. I know. Shit is about to get fun again. And I thought I was heading to Ukraine. I am not sure I can do one more Nation Building project. 

 

Godspeed brother Inka

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Posted
Just now, Brisketexan said:

A whole bunch of this.

For us, blowing shit up is super-duper-easy.  It's impressive, no doubt -- watching Russia have a hard time of it emphasizes how good we are at it.

It's the "literally every single thing that comes AFTER you blow some shit up" part that gives us fits.  The Chinese try to plan decades, even a century ahead (and even they fuck it up hard on a regular basis).  We have a hard time planning for anything farther away than....say it with me....two weeks.

No. Some of us have already been planning. See, you don't understand the depth our nation has. We have people, both commercial and government, that always are planning. 

Now get the fuck back on your ledge. 

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Posted
11 minutes ago, G650 said:

I dunno man, we got immamac running around playing Shock and Awes greatest hits while nobody is recognizing this is the easy part for the US, while everything that comes next is the problem.

I think many here recognize this was the easy part. In fact, some of us have been arguing about the degrees of difficulty moving forward.

Posted
4 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

No. Some of us have already been planning. See, you don't understand the depth our nation has. We have people, both commercial and government, that always are planning. 

Now get the fuck back on your ledge. 

Yes....and no.

Are people planning?  Of course.  Are they in any position to actually make a positive difference?  Now, more than ever, FUCK NO they aren't.

Here is the fucking brain trust in our government doing the planning that will ACTUALLY be implemented (don't tell me about the planning being conducted by the people who actually have intelligence and competence behind the scenes -- they are not only going to be completely ignored, the last ones remaining will be drummed out of the government entirely before the year is out):

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[in fairness, Sara Rue looks like she has a couple of good ideas, and I would like the chance to visit with her]

The only "planning" that matters here is 1) the planning that Bibi is doing to keep manipulating Trump into doing whatever he wants, 2) the "planning" happening among the utter fucking clownshow pictured above, and 3) the planning that Trumpco and Kushner etc. are doing to figure out how to personally profit from all of this shit.

Everything else -- you know, the stuff that professionals think of and that might make sense -- is utterly irrelevant.  They might as well be a group of posters on Surly, we have about the same weight when it comes to actually influencing policy these days.

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Posted (edited)
11 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

 

 

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And posts above are talking about "planning."

Our entire plan is a combination of "SQUIRREL!"  and "what will aggrandize/enrich me, the king of the world?"  Nothing else fucking matters.  Not "it doesn't matter much" - it fucking doesn't matter AT ALL.

If we are trying to analyze/predict what will happen next in this war, those are the only lenses you should be looking through.

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Posted
3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

And posts above are talking about "planning."

Our entire plan is a combination of "SQUIRREL!"  and "what will aggrandize/enrich me, the king of the world?"  Nothing else fucking matters.  Not "it doesn't matter much" - it fucking doesn't matter AT ALL.

If we are trying to analyze/predict what will happen next in this war, those are the only lenses you should be looking through.

No. You know me. Many of us are very ready. The question remains when and what. Sir, please stick to law and let others do what we know. 

 

 

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Posted
3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

And posts above are talking about "planning."

Our entire plan is a combination of "SQUIRREL!"  and "what will aggrandize/enrich me, the king of the world?"  Nothing else fucking matters.  Not "it doesn't matter much" - it fucking doesn't matter AT ALL.

If we are trying to analyze/predict what will happen next in this war, those are the only lenses you should be looking through.

It would be nice if you would allow we few deranged individuals that would like to discuss it do so. 

Do we have your permission or should we wait for you to tell us?

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Another reason the US is so protective of Israel, is there are over 700k American citizens there, either full, or part time. Over forty of the 1200 victims from October 7th were American citizens. If Israel was wiped off the face of the Earth, it would be like killing everyone in Wyoming. Same reason we won't see anything from the Russians, three million of the Israeli settlers are Russian jews.

CHIEF

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Posted
7 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Yes....and no.

Are people planning?  Of course.  Are they in any position to actually make a positive difference?  Now, more than ever, FUCK NO they aren't.

Here is the fucking brain trust in our government doing the planning that will ACTUALLY be implemented (don't tell me about the planning being conducted by the people who actually have intelligence and competence behind the scenes -- they are not only going to be completely ignored, the last ones remaining will be drummed out of the government entirely before the year is out):

idiocracy-cabinet.jpg

[in fairness, Sara Rue looks like she has a couple of good ideas, and I would like the chance to visit with her]

The only "planning" that matters here is 1) the planning that Bibi is doing to keep manipulating Trump into doing whatever he wants, 2) the "planning" happening among the utter fucking clownshow pictured above, and 3) the planning that Trumpco and Kushner etc. are doing to figure out how to personally profit from all of this shit.

Everything else -- you know, the stuff that professionals think of and that might make sense -- is utterly irrelevant.  They might as well be a group of posters on Surly, we have about the same weight when it comes to actually influencing policy these days.

ok. Yeah, we are just a bunch of dumbasses who wait and do what we are told. I get it, you don't like it. Launch a lawsuit. 

Posted
1 hour ago, royiv said:

MIGA, please.

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I remember teaching a Park Cities housewife to cook migas, during a summer break in college. Her husband was on a business trip. I am often reminded of this, reading posts in DT.

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Posted
8 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

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I remember teaching a Park Cities housewife to cook migas, during a summer break in college. Her husband was on a business trip. I am often reminded of this, reading posts in DT.

It seems that there are some missing details here.

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Posted
1 minute ago, ConferenceRoom said:

He mentioned the migas. 

No one gives a fuck about migas at this point. Unless she is serving them topless and there are pics. Oh, and she better be good looking. Anyone can nail an ugly and bored housewife. It takes talent to get a hot one. 

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Posted
1 minute ago, InkaUtexas said:

No one gives a fuck about migas at this point. Unless she is serving them topless and there are pics. Oh, and she better be good looking. Anyone can nail an ugly and bored housewife. It takes talent to get a hot one. 

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Posted
Just now, InkaUtexas said:

No one gives a fuck about migas at this point. Unless she is serving them topless and there are pics. Oh, and she better be good looking. Anyone can nail an ugly and bored housewife. It takes talent to get a hot one. 

Depends on how thirsty the housewife. OTOH, I cannot be the only Surly poster to pass on women who come on too strong. Something about being the aggressor is necessary for me.

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Posted
1 minute ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I always give a fuck about Migas

I feel the same about mole

i was surprised being a lifelong Texas resident and trying dishes in Texas, Mexico, New Mexico, Arizona and California…that my favorite mole is at a Nuevo Laredo Cantina in….Atlanta. Only they have to be cajoled into giving you more of it. I dumped it on my chorizo enchiladas and I don’t care if it’s blasphemy. It was the best dish I have ever had. 

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Posted

I often think about that summer
The sweat, the moonlight and the lace


And I have rarely held another
When I haven't seen her face
And every time I pass a plate of migas


And watch it dancin' with the wind
Although I know it isn't real
I just can't help but feel
Her hungry arms again

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Posted
4 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

Depends on how thirsty the housewife. OTOH, I cannot be the only Surly poster to pass on women who come on too strong. Something about being the aggressor is necessary for me.

I do not approve of this message.

 

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Posted (edited)
8 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I feel the same about mole

i was surprised being a lifelong Texas resident and trying dishes in Texas, Mexico, New Mexico, Arizona and California…that my favorite mole is at a Nuevo Laredo Cantina in….Atlanta. Only they have to be cajoled into giving you more of it. I dumped it on my chorizo enchiladas and I don’t care if it’s blasphemy. It was the best dish I have ever had. 

Mole is disgusting. Mexican food outside of Mexico or Texas sucks. 

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Posted
1 minute ago, Willfully Horn said:

Fair. But, I have to live my life by my own standards.

I firmly believe in the saying to each their own, but I'm firm just thinking about a randy sloot being all up on my knob too, fucking weirdo.

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Posted
5 minutes ago, Hate said:

Mole is disgusting. Mexican food outside of Mexico or Texas sucks. 

Everyone is entitled to their shitty opinions. Hell, some guys turn down women that are all over them. 

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Mole is the crown jewel of Mexican sauces. It is refined, delicious and has a complexity of flavour that demonstrates the real fusion of two cultures in one dish. Mole was created by our prehispanic ancestors, they would mix pumpkin seeds, tomatoes and herbs to make a sauce simply called Molli. This sauce was served with “guajolote” - wild turkey. It was used as a ceremonial dish and was often offered to the Gods.

Mole Love

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Posted
5 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Everyone is entitled to their shitty opinions. Hell, some guys turn down women that are all over them. 

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Mole is the crown jewel of Mexican sauces. It is refined, delicious and has a complexity of flavour that demonstrates the real fusion of two cultures in one dish. Mole was created by our prehispanic ancestors, they would mix pumpkin seeds, tomatoes and herbs to make a sauce simply called Molli. This sauce was served with “guajolote” - wild turkey. It was used as a ceremonial dish and was often offered to the Gods.

Mole Love

It should be outlawed.

thank you for your attention in this matter.

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Posted
6 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Everyone is entitled to their shitty opinions. Hell, some guys turn down women that are all over them. 

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Mole is the crown jewel of Mexican sauces. It is refined, delicious and has a complexity of flavour that demonstrates the real fusion of two cultures in one dish. Mole was created by our prehispanic ancestors, they would mix pumpkin seeds, tomatoes and herbs to make a sauce simply called Molli. This sauce was served with “guajolote” - wild turkey. It was used as a ceremonial dish and was often offered to the Gods.

Mole Love

What’s it made of?

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Posted
14 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Everyone is entitled to their shitty opinions. Hell, some guys turn down women that are all over them. 

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Mole is the crown jewel of Mexican sauces. It is refined, delicious and has a complexity of flavour that demonstrates the real fusion of two cultures in one dish. Mole was created by our prehispanic ancestors, they would mix pumpkin seeds, tomatoes and herbs to make a sauce simply called Molli. This sauce was served with “guajolote” - wild turkey. It was used as a ceremonial dish and was often offered to the Gods.

Mole Love

Better be 101 not that sissy 86 proof shit.

CHIEF

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