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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

sounds like it's the usual...

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Imagine trying to fact check this in real time. 

"Nope lie nope nope that's a lie nope nope big lie huge lie nope nope...."

Just now, Red Five said:

Imagine trying to fact check this in real time. 

"Nope lie nope nope that's a lie nope nope big lie huge lie nope nope...."

You'd never catch up. Like ever. That's the entire strategy. Flood the fucking zone with as much bullshit as you can spew. They'll drown in it.

3 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

Who are these 5.2% of people who will vote for Gallego but not Harris?

Trump and Lake might as well be the same candidate.

If you’re voting for Trump, there’s a good chance you’re into misogyny. I think that explains the delta

There’s no better time to introduce your new marketed financial product than right after you claim a major global financial market crash has begun. 

Just now, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

If you’re voting for Trump, there’s a good chance you’re into misogyny. I think that explains the delta

Kari Lake got her ass booed at the conservative state convention.  I think she's just a bridge too far for people. 

So this is just a rally from a safe location?

Just now, Constant said:

So this is just a rally from a free location?

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https://www.newsweek.com/kamala-harris-eight-point-lead-donald-trump-new-poll-presidential-election-1936246

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Kamala Harris has taken an 8 percentage point lead over Donald Trump, according to a new poll.

The survey, conducted by Marquette Law School between July 24 and August 1, shows that when third party candidates are included, Harris leads among likely voters with 50 percent of the vote to Trump's 42 percent. The surge by Harris has improved the Democrats' position since May, when Trump was leading with 44 percent of the vote to Joe Biden's 41 percent.

Harris is also leading among registered voters, with 47 percent of the vote to Trump's 41 percent. In Marquette Law School's last poll in May, Trump was three points ahead of Biden among registered voters, securing 40 percent of the vote to the president's 37 percent.

Harris is also leading her opponent in a head-to-head matchup with the support of 52 percent of registered voters, while Trump is the choice for 48 percent.

Among likely voters, Harris received 53 percent and Trump 47 percent. The results include voters who initially did not choose Harris or Trump but who were then asked whom they would vote for if they had to choose.

Democratic presidential nominee Kamala Harris speaks at a campaign rally in Romulus, Michigan, on August 7, 2024. Harris is ahead of Donald Trump among likely voters by 8 percentage points, according to a new poll.

The lead for Harris marks a substantial improvement for the Democrats in a head-to-head lineup after Marquette Law School's survey from May showed Biden and Trump were tied among registered voters, while Trump was favored by 51 percent of likely voters and Biden 49 percent.

The poll surveyed 879 registered voters and 683 likely voters, and had a margin of error of plus or minus 4 percentage points.

Newsweek has contacted the Harris and Trump campaigns for comment via email.

The polls have looked positive for Harris since she launched her campaign in July. All national poll aggregators now show she is in the lead, including pollster Nate Silver's model, which compiles the results of statewide polls and weights them based on reliability.

According to the model, Harris is leading Trump with 45.7 percent to his 43.8 percent.

Silver's model had indicated that Trump was polling ahead of the Democratic candidate for most of July, including in the weeks following Biden's withdrawal from the race. Harris first led Trump on July 31, according to data released on Sunday.

But despite Harris' lead, Silver noted the race remains close. He estimated Harris has a 50.5 percent chance of winning the Electoral College in November and a 66 percent chance of winning the popular vote.

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Last week, Silver's model gave Trump a 54.9 percent chance of winning the Electoral College. Against Biden, Trump had been given a 73 percent chance of winning the White House.

Race to the White House also shows Harris winning the Electoral College, as she leads Trump with 275 electoral votes to his 262. Last week, the results were flipped, with the aggregator showing the Democratic candidate with 256 electoral votes to the GOP's 275.

Shortly after Biden left the race and endorsed Harris in July, Trump campaign pollster Tony Fabrizio predicted in a memo that there would be a "short term" bump in polls for Harris in the coming weeks as her entrance into the race was expected to reenergize Democrats, referring to the anticipated boost as a "Harris Honeymoon."

 

fuckface is still harping on Biden, the world has changed and he doesn't have the ability to adapt.

Just now, tx ind said:

fuckface is still harping on Biden, the world has changed and he doesn't have the ability to adapt.

His brain keeps reverting back to pre-shooting.  

Just now, tx ind said:

fuckface is still harping on Biden, the world has changed and he doesn't have the ability to adapt.

I'm honestly not sure if he knows that Biden is still president. 

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4 minutes ago, tx ind said:

"people are dying because they cant buy bacon"

“And a big shout-out to my Jewish supporters!”

18 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Lakshya Jain, who runs Split Ticket, thinks it's legit because Lake may be the the single worst Republican candidate for Senate in a state with a competitive race this cycle. 

Maybe not that big of a split (9 point difference), but Gallego is going to out-run Harris by a bit. 

I mean, I get it, she's truly awful. But if you were putting out a casting call for a female Trump, she wouldn't even have to audition. She is Trump. Just trying to wrap my head around the voters who see through her grift but can't connect the dots on Trump.

No mic on questions. Great setup. 

3 minutes ago, Constant said:

So this is just a rally from a safe location?

In front of select "journalists"

Someone brave needs to ask, “Are you okay?”

He won the big case!

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

I’ve been in isla mujeres for 5 days and have overheard two different boomer couples talking about “Biden inflation” and “the economy”. They are going back to the hits because they know they are losing. 

Throw a Bohemia Oscura on 'em.

Oh, he "won" the documents case in Florida due to a "brilliant" judge.

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I heard Transgender World season passes are on sale. Perfect stocking stuffer for the holidays. 

“If she is president our country is going to be a giant fail.”

Just now, Radical Larry said:

I heard Transgender World season passes are on sale. Perfect stocking stuffer for the holidays. 

Any other worlds available? 

Black voters...drink!

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Just now, Radical Larry said:

I heard Transgender World season passes are on sale. Perfect stocking stuffer for the holidays. 

I stuffed your mom’s stocking last night.

 

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"No, sir, we said you are doing well with blackmail, not "black males""

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I'm one Hannibal Lecter reference away from a bingo

"Josh Shapiro is a terrible guy and not very popular with anybody."

Just now, tx ind said:

I'm one Hannibal Lecter reference away from a bingo

He wanted to when he said “asylum”. 

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

 

A little crosstab fun from that one:

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Trump is losing the over $100k income vote in that poll. He has one sweet spot, 75k-100k.

Trump had 107,000 people at his rally in Jersey? lol

^^^ beat me to it

 

 

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Anything at all bad that has happened in the last 3.5 years wouldn't have happened with president Dotard. 

2 minutes ago, TexLonghorn said:

Is he playing an invisible accordion?

His favorite 'instrument'

“We dont have enough electricity” for EV’s 

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