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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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Going to have to rebuild roads and bridges because how heavy EVs are...

5 minutes ago he didn't care about crowd sizes now he won't shut up about it

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3 minutes ago, TexLonghorn said:

Is he playing an invisible accordion?

It's an oldie-but-a-goodie. In case you missed this from 7 years ago:

 

Polls have shifted like 10 points in the last 17 days and Dotard keeps saying "the enthusiasm is on our side". 

Back to crowd/penis size

"In history, for any country, nobody's had crowds like I have. And you know that."

His brain skipped a few cycles while he was trying to remember the word "man". No wonder he is only doing one event a week.

“What stupid question this is.”

 

 

 

"There was a peaceful transfer of power last time. I just want fair elections."

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

 

Will be interesting to see how it shakes out at the ballot box, but polling seems to indicate that when you offer Floridians a chance to vote on specific policies, they are choosing the progressive position. But somehow when you add people and political parties to that, they choose the person and party that are against the policies that they vote for on the same ballot. 

IDK man, I think that's wish-casting.   I don't mean to be the guy at the party who brings out the acoustic guitar, but most, dare I say all, the Trumpkins have not changed their minds.  If anything they've gone from Fox stupid to OAN crazy... and it's a lifestyle they're loving!  All their friends, the church, and patriotic small businesses they know reinforce their world view.

I know of folks in Key West (Shark Key) who had to take down Pride flags THIS YEAR because they were getting threatened.

Republicans have built (over the past 15yrs) a dominate Spanish language propaganda network in Dade, and it's crazy to see, it would be impressive if it weren't so sad.

Florida is hardcore gerrymandered, controlled by the state house and senate, and Desantis has his own state wide police force deputized militia tasked with "protecting elections".

North Florida is the deepest south you can get.  Florida is done unless/until things radically change and I'm sorry to say Kamala/Trump are within the margin of error.   So no it's only going to get worse.  Although I seriously hope I'm mistaken.

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If he could just stroke out now that would be great. 

12 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

I mean, I get it, she's truly awful. But if you were putting out a casting call for a female Trump, she wouldn't even have to audition. She is Trump. Just trying to wrap my head around the voters who see through her grift but can't connect the dots on Trump.

For a sizeable chunk of the population, that behavior is good when a white man does it and bad when anyone else does it.

I'm pretty sure he just said that he's allowing the democratic national convention to happen.

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Russia, China, and North Korea don’t respect us anymore. 
 

good?

Not sure continually calling Kamala stupid is the best strategy.

Did the RFK Jr brainworm climb through the cell phone and into Trump's brain?

Just now, Red Five said:

I'm pretty sure he just said that he's allowing the democratic national convention to happen.

he did

Just now, tx ind said:

Not sure continually calling Kamala stupid is the best strategy.

"She doesn't know how to have a news conference. She's not smart enough."

Longing for his beautiful sofa they had to move for the press conference. 

Delusion, thy name is Donald.

Again lying about no one being killed on Jan 6th. 

“Nobody has spoken to bigger crowds than me”

More than MLK!

Bigger crowds than MLK!

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SOSAT 

Same Old Sorry Ass Trump 

But he liked Dr. MKL.

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38 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

He’s going to announce that his new nickname for her is M Night Shamalamadingdong and conclude his press conference. 

To be fair...."Shamalamadingdong" DOES get 'em all up and dancing down at the Dexter Lake Club.

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I’m working and listening , but not really watching, can’t hear the questions, and his answers just have all these random non sequiturs that it’s hard to decipher what the actual question was lol.

1 minute ago, The Dog said:

 

Yeah they're acting like it

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13 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

A little crosstab fun from that one:

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Trump is losing the over $100k income vote in that poll. He has one sweet spot, 75k-100k.

That's tracks with my experience

“Its a very hard room. Its very big” explaining why he can’t hear anyone. 

Just now, Radical Larry said:

 

Yeah, I'm waiting for the inevitable turn to 1996 when downballot Republicans start going "Trump who? Who the hell is Donald Trump? You need to elect me to put a check on Kamala Harris" and basically treating 2024 like it's her first midterm election and not a presidential election. 

I hope he does these often, I want to watch his personal mental supernova 

Trump is groveling for a debate because his internal polls show him losing. Were he ahead, he would even consider it.

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Listening to this on the radio in the car.  This fucker is insane.  How can anyone hear this and say he should be the President of the United States.  In fact, if you had a friend or a stranger talking like this to you at the bar or a party, saying” I’m the best and everything good is because of me and everything bad wouldn’t have happened if I was in charge” you would tell that person to go fuck themselves.  

Abortion is going to be a small issue.

 

Oh.

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"people are dying because they cant buy bacon"

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