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    Pretty perfect game to take a three year old to. Was over before he got too bored and got to see a couple homers. Thanks @UTPhil2006 for the suggestion about the first game certificate, had plenty of

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    Planet Houston

    I’m just glad I survived another season of being the official thread starter. Thank you all for your continued support in this emotional time.   In more ways than one with tonight’s result:

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5 minutes ago, Snake Diggity said:

If they’re not over .500 by 5/26 the season is probably toast.

that feels like a good barometer

1 hour ago, David Dennison said:

Does this team get back to .500 and if so, when do we think that happens? Before the break? After?

 

May 25th

Replied before scrolling down...great minds I guess

Edited by WBT

Regardless of the upcoming schedule (which I haven't checked) or injuries, I think 5/26 is optimistic for the .500 mark. I'll go with 6/8.

4/28 back to .500

Fuck the haters

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

Jose Abreu is 3-178 to start the year with 147 strike outs

I've seen this twice today. 

What's sad is I actually had to check.

RIP to a Houston sports talk legend. Loved his calls and felt like he was channeling my thoughts at times with his unmistakable NY accent.

 

Edited by Macklemore

4 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Beat me to it.

8 game winning steaks aren’t unheard of 

Yeah I started to add that to my post.  An 8 game winning streak wouldn't surprise me at all.

23 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Beat me to it.

8 game winning steaks aren’t unheard of 

 

18 minutes ago, WBT said:

Yeah I started to add that to my post.  An 8 game winning streak wouldn't surprise me at all.

JV Day could provide the spark.   

1 hour ago, UTexasFight said:

Beat me to it.

8 game winning steaks aren’t unheard of 

I’ll believe ya when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet  

1 hour ago, WBT said:

Yeah I started to add that to my post.  An 8 game winning streak wouldn't surprise me at all.

Suspicious Kenan Thompson GIF

10 hours ago, Guadaloopy said:

 

JV Day could provide the spark.   

Let’s hope so. I don’t want to watch him give up 5 in the 1st and we have 1 hit through 6innings.

13 hours ago, Macklemore said:

RIP to a Houston sports talk legend. Loved his calls and felt like he was channeling my thoughts at times with his unmistakable NY accent.

 

The obituary doesn't list cause of death, but I think it's pretty clear that watching Abreu killed him.

14 hours ago, Hornsbay22 said:

remember when we used to hate off days? I've grown to enjoy them.

I was just telling a Houston buddy how weird it feels to be sitting here in April thinking welp, at least we'll be good at football...

21 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Jose Abreu is 3-178 to start the year with 147 strike outs

This is unbelievable. But I’ve been watching so I know it’s true. 

JV's back and so is his personal CF!!

8 minutes ago, WBT said:

JV's back and so is his personal CF!!

They were apparently fucking lying about Jake Meyers. 

Espada at least was

These cherry blossoms are up there for best city connects for me

I'll take a bloop leadoff double

1 minute ago, WBT said:

I'll take a bloop leadoff double

Followed by a sharper one and a run.

Just now, Wishbone said:

Followed by a sharper one and a run.

And another!

messed around and got a triple double

1 minute ago, Limp Brisket said:

Are we allowed to do this?

Apprently someone told them it was ok. About time.

Chazzy Fizz!  another bloop, is this real life?

Abreu should be bunting anytime there's a runner on with <2 outs

1 minute ago, WBT said:

Abreu should be watching anytime there's a runner on with <2 outs

 

Seeing 10 pitches is a win for Abreu.  Looked good off the bat but still <100 mph EV

Just now, cabowabo said:

Lulz. WTF was that Justin?

That looked like a 41 year old trying to field a bunt.

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