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Just now, The Ace of Aces said:

I don’t read these threads so don’t know you but you can go ahead and jump off a bridge. 

You’re all caught up!

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7 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

I don’t read these threads so don’t know you but you can go ahead and jump off a bridge.

Everyone he “registered” was fake and he’ll be facing charges/fines pretty soon for election fraud in PA. He fucked around and found out. 

LOLOLOL. He is going to be honored and feted at the inauguration. Laura and Donald Trump know how important he was to turning PA red. Must suck to know that your efforts went for naught.

2 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

LOLOLOL. He is going to be honored and feted at the inauguration. Laura and Donald Trump know how important he was to turning PA red. Must suck to know that your efforts went for naught.

You truly are a moron. Trump won PA by 2 percentage points. That dipshit had nothing to do with it 

24 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

I don’t read these threads so don’t know you but you can go ahead and jump off a bridge.

it's not bc you don't read threads here...he never posts in here himself unless his team scores, then all he does is gloat. he's an unserious person. i actually think it's a bit...he informed us during the RNC that the average American man is a Hulk Hogan fan who uses Grindr for drugs and not at all for gay sex. 

aggy, basically.

but i do think he's got more experience under the bridge, if you know what i mean...

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1 hour ago, Frank Drebin said:

Maybe we should all agree to post our current photos?  Bet there are some lookers.  

[Johnny viciously insults women's appearances unprovoked for multiple hours] 

G650 and I: "Uh, since you keep bringing it up, remember how unattractive you are?"

Johnny: "Oh yeah! Well I look really good now, and I bet you guys are the uggos!"

 

You're so thin-skinned it's hilarious.

Just now, aggie08 said:

[Johnny viciously insults women's appearances unprovoked for multiple hours] 

G650 and I: "Uh, since you keep bringing it up, remember how unattractive you are?"

Johnny: "Oh yeah! Well I look really good now, and I bet you guys are the uggos!"

 

You're so thin-skinned it's hilarious.

You should post your picture.  Bet you’re a looker. 

1 hour ago, The Ace of Aces said:

I don’t read these threads so don’t know you but you can go ahead and jump off a bridge.

Everyone he “registered” was fake and he’ll be facing charges/fines pretty soon for election fraud in PA. He fucked around and found out. 

Ignore Icono. He is a meth head. I think I am in town next time you come up. We should chat.

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On 11/6/2024 at 7:49 AM, Frank Drebin said:

No.  Not Hollywood or P Diddy party attendees that are all Democrats.  

By the way just wanted to circle back on this one lol

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3 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

You should post your picture.  Bet you’re a looker. 

If I'm being honest? Yeah, kinda. Certainly no Brad Pitt, but being of direct Norwegian ancestry has its physical trait advantages.

But who gives a flying fuck except for miserable, angry little trolls?

5 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Ignore Icono. He is a meth head. I think I am in town next time you come up. We should chat.

I’ll text you. Maybe we can grab dinner 

1 minute ago, Captainant said:

By the way just wanted to circle back on this one lol

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That must have been when he was a Democrat. He's not wearing his president costume.

Nick Fuentes y’all

Nick Fuentes y’all



And remember this, he IS a leading voice of the MAGA movement. He advises Texas republicans.
He says what most of them think.
22 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Nick Fuentes y’all
 

That is the most punchable face.

1 hour ago, Sawbonz said:

You truly are a moron. Trump won PA by 2 percentage points. That dipshit had nothing to do with it 

Maybe.  Bet his efforts made a difference in the GOP taking that senate seat.  That was a close election. 

31 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Nick Fuentes y’all
 

This is a man who couldn't get laid if he was the last man on earth with billions of women.

Nick Fuentes y’all



Posted this today with a caption “This is the GOP. You voted for this. Congrats. This is what you support.” It helped remove some people from my circle.
Just now, Goofyboy said:


Posted this today with a caption “This is the GOP. You voted for this. Congrats. This is what you support.” It helped remove some people from my circle.

I deactivated my facebook account. I left twitter over a month ago. I am only on Threads and Insta (I know, still facebook adjacent, but much more positive) and TikTok, which I highly curate. And here.  

I deactivated my facebook account. I left twitter over a month ago. I am only on Threads and Insta (I know, still facebook adjacent, but much more positive) and TikTok, which I highly curate. And here.  

I posted it, let it hang around a few hours and then de-activated. Been off Twitter since moron bought it. Still on Insta and TikTok.
2 minutes ago, Goofyboy said:


I posted it, let it hang around a few hours and then de-activated. Been off Twitter since moron bought it. Still on Insta and TikTok.

I just cancelled Amazon Prime. Fuck Bezos.

Giving up twitter will be hard. I use it mainly as a newsfeed. I only use Following, never use For You (fuck yo algorithm), and I block all ads. I never post.

I also use bluesky but not enough of the organizations and individuals I follow are there yet. 

 

 

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4 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I just cancelled Amazon Prime. Fuck Bezos.

Nope. Not gonna do it.

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Not a single comment from any of them to this.
1 hour ago, aggie08 said:

If I'm being honest? Yeah, kinda. Certainly no Brad Pitt, but being of direct Norwegian ancestry has its physical trait advantages.

But who gives a flying fuck except for miserable, angry little trolls?

Yeah. I'm pretty average but my wife is hot so who really cares what I look like.

4 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:


Not a single comment from any of them to this.

Are you waiting for us to post the Clintons with Diddy? Or Obama with Diddy? You know how to use Google. Go find those pics yourself.

4 minutes ago, Balcones said:

Are you waiting for us to post the Clintons with Diddy? Or Obama with Diddy? You know how to use Google. Go find those pics yourself.

Well, ackshually, there aren't hardly any photos of Obama or the Clintons with P Diddy and not on what appears to be a social occasion like the above.  But. that was specifically a response to this:

No.  Not Hollywood or P Diddy party attendees that are all Democrats.  

 

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4 minutes ago, speed817 said:

 

 

Who is that smug cocksucker?

If Nick Fuentes were on fire, I would grab a hot dog and a stick.

Just now, TexArcher said:

If Nick Fuentes were on fire, I would grab a hot dog and a stick.

I wouldn't want his nasty ass fumes on my food.

I'd grab a can of kerosene.

2 minutes ago, Pancho said:

He’s a notable white supremacist, who are all trump supporters (and the surly trumpets are okay with that).

Well that much is apparent, I just want to know his name.

My predictions for Trump's 2nd term:

Trump likes the adulation of the presidency.  Trump has no interest in governing.  And it will show.

Trump will spend a lot of time golfing.  Lots of parades.  Lots of Diet Cokes.  Governing will be delegated to others.  He will be mostly alone in the White House.  We will watch him get old and slow.

Somewhere around the middle of 2026, both parties will kick off a wide open race for 2028 and attention will shift away from Trump, and he will not like it.  Second terms usually see less action than the first, but we have never experienced non-consecutive terms.  There may be more change in the next year or so, but eventually 2028 will loom.

Trump's minions will do a lot of damage.  His first term bench is gone.  We are going to see some wacky people in high level jobs.  The minions are the concern.

The Dems have at least two years and maybe four to sit in the penalty box and think about how to get back on track.

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fuck Jeb! and the entire Bush crime family. I am concerned about this choice now.
 

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Rewrite this headline. Bibi is giving Trump precedent.

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c1mlp9xdxl1o

Israel passes law to deport relatives of attackers, including citizens

Change Israel to USA and change attackers to criminals.

The Israeli parliament has passed a law allowing the government to deport the family members of people convicted of terrorism offences, including Israeli citizens.

The controversial legislation, proposed by a member of Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu's Likud party, applies to first-degree relatives, meaning the parents, siblings or children of those found guilty of committing or supporting terrorism.

35 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Who is that smug cocksucker?

Jared Taylor, a white nationalist. Trying to find a link to the full interview from 7 years ago but i could only find a video from vicenews Facebook page.

I agree on the adulation just stroke his fucking ego and be done with it, if stroking his ego is all the sacrifice we have to make then it is a bargain. It will be complex however based on the fact that he will go crazy policy wise, but I would pause attacking the orange shitstain god emeperor of mankind and instead saying Stephen Miller is in charge do a similar tactic to Banon. He really really did perfect any insults directed at me are really directed at you gaslight of the millenium.

My predictions for Trump's 2nd term:
Trump likes the adulation of the presidency.  Trump has no interest in governing.  And it will show.
Trump will spend a lot of time golfing.  Lots of parades.  Lots of Diet Cokes.  Governing will be delegated to others.  He will be mostly alone in the White House.  We will watch him get old and slow.
Somewhere around the middle of 2026, both parties will kick off a wide open race for 2028 and attention will shift away from Trump, and he will not like it.  Second terms usually see less action than the first, but we have never experienced non-consecutive terms.  There may be more change in the next year or so, but eventually 2028 will loom.
Trump's minions will do a lot of damage.  His first term bench is gone.  We are going to see some wacky people in high level jobs.  The minions are the concern.
The Dems have at least two years and maybe four to sit in the penalty box and think about how to get back on track.

If you changed the word Trump in that post for Biden it is spot on and it is awesome.
Rewrite this headline. Bibi is giving Trump precedent.
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c1mlp9xdxl1o

Israel passes law to deport relatives of attackers, including citizens

Change Israel to USA and change attackers to criminals.
The Israeli parliament has passed a law allowing the government to deport the family members of people convicted of terrorism offences, including Israeli citizens.
The controversial legislation, proposed by a member of Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu's Likud party, applies to first-degree relatives, meaning the parents, siblings or children of those found guilty of committing or supporting terrorism.

Group punishment. I wonder where they got the idea?

Europe is going to have to do a lot of Israel policing because we are about to hand them the bag, but I wonder what more can we even give them.

18 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

Group punishment. I wonder where they got the idea?

Is irony anti-semitic?

I completely forgot that Susie Wiles is Pat Sunmerall’s daughter.

1 hour ago, closetohumping said:

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