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4 hours ago, PGFrog said:

What the hell does this even mean?  Where this is pain is an area that is difficult to have surgery so I need a little bit of rest, but you have been fucking resting for two months?  My favorite comments is "But I think it isn't something I'll have to keep dealing with".

You aren't dealing with it right now because if you were you would be playing, instead we get yet a little bit more of rest.  

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Astros need to go all in and cut a deal with UT baseball. They host yearly, get UT Houston medical offerings on board. 

The crowds are much bigger on the UT years. Houston has to be their biggest alumni bar outside Austin. probably 12k+ ut employees in houston 

best hs baseball in the nation 

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39 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Astros need to go all in and cut a deal with UT baseball. They host yearly, get UT Houston medical offerings on board. 

The crowds are much bigger on the UT years. Houston has to be their biggest alumni bar outside Austin. probably 12k+ ut employees in houston 

best hs baseball in the nation 

I think they like alternating years with Dallas for recruiting 

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Posted
22 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

sucks 

 

Was Joe referencing Paredes getting healthy or him traveling back from Seattle via bus since he was found wandering the streets of Seattle with a $20 and a note pinned to his collar saying "I can no longer take care of him, please make sure he gets on the bus to Houston".

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4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

maybe seattle will one day be in the 20th century of medical care and have mri's 

One of the least tech savy areas in the country,  right there wish SW Arkansas and the state of Mississippi. 

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13 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

 

Pop the blister, put some spider tack on it and up the spin rate of your fastball. Let's go LMJ you douche, quit being a baby!! Besides submitting your blister to the Astros' medical staff will probably result in amputation.

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I say we start a pool, $10 entry fee,  you have to pick the players and the order for the Astros batting lineup one game after the trade deadline.

One qualifier is you have to get at least 5 of the 9 position players on the card and 5 of the 9 slots right in the batting order.

Otherwise the money rolls over to the next game, etc... until we have a winner.  

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Posted

I gotta important question.

New coworker is a Dodgers fan. Hardcore. Zoom background is Dodger Stadium, wears Dodgers hat, etc.

How long should I wait before making my avatar Altuve?

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5 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

I gotta important question.

New coworker is a Dodgers fan. Hardcore. Zoom background is Dodger Stadium, wears Dodgers hat, etc.

How long should I wait before making my avatar Altuve?

You should make HER avatar Altuve.

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1 hour ago, TexArcher said:

You should make HER avatar Altuve.

we're both in IT and have authoritative powers... I can see this escalating in fun ways

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1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

we're both in IT and have authoritative powers... I can see this escalating in fun ways

Make her dress up as a trash can when you bang her.

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Ford and sparks.

ford: so yeah. Christian and his wife decided to name their daughter Etta James. You know if you’re going to name your child after a singer, that’s a pretty good one.

Sparks: I named my oldest daughter Eartha Kitt.

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