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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Pining For IOLs Who Can Fog A Mirror

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20 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

If a part time starter on a G5 team was considered a big name surprise visitor I’m actually laughing out loud thinking what Bobby considers “not a big name per se”.

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3 minutes ago, Jimmy Two Times said:

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Not a loss, the Elk passed. He'd be an Aggie if they wanted him. Watch the tape, you don't need Cam Coleman when you've already got Ashton Bethel-Roman.

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The Yale lineman is a team captain. Never thought we'd be looking at getting a Yale Leader.

11 minutes ago, Mason Ramsey said:

Has OTF or anyone else mentioned if we would have interest in Horton?

One of the 9.95 sites (can't remember which one) said to watch Texas Tech for him.

maybe we are poor with retention. we albously cant do what aggy is doing but need too. IOL OF - huge need nothing Thanks Flood 4 years to prep, yea bye. LB, RB ( got one decent scat back type). now show me the bruiser. blocking for us is misnomer. Run game is a 5 year project for flood. Stats don't lie. Flood is terrible. Replace him and get some guys for offensive line. Fire flood. yea, it hurt us to fire PK before our bowl. Flood has to be replaced now.

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2 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

When I look at Mike Elko, I see a guy who knows when he's had enough.

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Just now, hornlife said:

maybe we are poor with retention. we albously cant do what aggy is doing but need too. IOL OF - huge need nothing Thanks Flood 4 years to prep, yea bye. LB, RB ( got one decent scat back type). now show me the bruiser. blocking for us is misnomer. Run game is a 5 year project for flood. Stats don't lie. Flood is terrible. Replace him and get some guys for offensive line. Fire flood. yea, it hurt us to fire PK before our bowl. Flood has to be replaced now.

Dude Flood needs to put out a restraining order on you. Like a dog with a bone

WE GET IT. You should post it 800 more times to see if it happens I guess

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1 minute ago, JBJ said:

The Yale lineman is a team captain. Never thought we'd be looking at getting a Yale Leader.

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Just now, hornlife said:

maybe we are poor with retention. we albously cant do what aggy is doing but need too. IOL OF - huge need nothing Thanks Flood 4 years to prep, yea bye. LB, RB ( got one decent scat back type). now show me the bruiser. blocking for us is misnomer. Run game is a 5 year project for flood. Stats don't lie. Flood is terrible. Replace him and get some guys for offensive line. Fire flood. yea, it hurt us to fire PK before our bowl. Flood has to be replaced now.

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2 minutes ago, JBJ said:

The Yale lineman is a team captain. Never thought we'd be looking at getting a Yale Leader.

You should be ashamed of yourself.

But... I grinned.

1 hour ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Gerry co firms that at this point Wendell Gregory’s NIL ask is unreasonable. They really like him as a player though.

57 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

With Zina back we don't need him or an EDGE imo.

Isn't the Okie St. EDGE Wendell Gregory a Buck EDGE, while Zina is a Jack EDGE though? I assume he's a Buck EDGE becuz he seems like plan B replacement for the UF EDGE Jayden Woods.

9 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Visiting today, per Pete Nakos. Oregon is the other school involved.

Yale… you say…..

Culture fit……does this guy know we have a Coach married to a Pole Assassin.

Flood will probably say he is too Skull and Bones

Just now, TejasPedro said:

Yale… you say…..

Culture fit……does this guy know we have a Coach married to a Pole Assassin.

Flood will probably say he is too Skull and Bones

Oregon has a head coach that is cranked out on cocaine and is half a retard when he is sober, which is rarely ever. I think our culture compared to Oregon will be fine.

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8 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

One of the 9.95 sites (can't remember which one) said to watch Texas Tech for him.

To be fair, they probably just have that loaded up in the clipboard and ready to CTRL+V

6 minutes ago, SOHHvet08 said:

Isn't the Okie St. EDGE Wendell Gregory a Buck EDGE, while Zina is a Jack EDGE though? I assume he's a Buck EDGE becuz he seems like plan B replacement for the UF EDGE Jayden Woods.

The positions are changing somewhat, but yes.

Gregory = Simmons/Moore

Zina = Burke/Jackson

2 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Oregon has a head coach that is cranked out on cocaine and is half a retard when he is sober, which is rarely ever. I think our culture compared to Oregon will be fine.

To my knowledge Oregon also has no access to killer monkeys.

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Happy OL portal is finished day to all who celebrate.

Can't wait to see who we get.

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1 minute ago, WBT said:

Can't wait to see who we get.

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Culture my ass. We for some reason with Massive NIL can"t get players we need. Are we broke, overpaying, no donors? I did my share. OL, probably scrubs, RB maybe,, LB maybe. Why can't we get a decent ol when we need 3? it's not money, it's coaching. Hello Flood.

5 minutes ago, WBT said:

Happy OL portal is finished day to all who celebrate.

Can't wait to see who we get.

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12 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Oregon has a head coach that is cranked out on cocaine and is half a retard when he is sober, which is rarely ever. I think our culture compared to Oregon will be fine.

Works for the Philadelphia Eagles

26 minutes ago, Jimmy Two Times said:

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Not a loss, the Elk passed. He'd be an Aggie if they wanted him. Watch the tape, you don't need Cam Coleman when you've already got Ashton Bethel-Roman.

Aggy being out was apparent yesterday when Lucci started hedging and made Texas the "favorite". The cope is in full force on their end now.

4 minutes ago, hornlife said:

Culture my ass. We for some reason with Massive NIL can"t get players we need. Are we broke, overpaying, no donors? I did my share. OL, probably scrubs, RB maybe,, LB maybe. Why can't we get a decent ol when we need 3? it's not money, it's coaching. Hello Flood.

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17 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Oregon has a head coach that is cranked out on cocaine and is half a retard when he is sober, which is rarely ever. I think our culture compared to Oregon will be fine.

He just has bad allergies

11 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Raleek wasn’t cheap, I doubt if we add another back it will be that caliber. Put Coleman money to OL if that doesn’t pan out (think we should regardless but whatever)

True. But I don't even trust they would use the money on actual good OL, just spares. If they weren't completely stupid and inept, I would say go tamper with linemen from Miami and Oregon.

Since some of you lack intellect, ^ it was tongue in cheek. I can't believe (OK, yes I can, this is Surly) you think it would happen, or much less they would even try. Jesus Christ.

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12 minutes ago, WBT said:

Happy OL portal is finished day to all who celebrate.

Can't wait to see who we get.

It will be a banner day at the old Surly family. We're getting a carton of cigarettes. Sark will grab us and say "hey, smoke up, Surly!".

37 minutes ago, TexasRenegade said:

The yale guy is the not a big name player.

But is he a big name per se?

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1 minute ago, Eggo said:

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But is he a big name per se?

I'd say more of a moonshot

31 minutes ago, JBJ said:

The Yale lineman is a team captain. Never thought we'd be looking at getting a Yale Leader.

Take your up-vote, you bastad.

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1 minute ago, tokamak said:

I'd say more of a moonshot

That's what she said.

15 minutes ago, hornlife said:

Culture my ass. We for some reason with Massive NIL can"t get players we need. Are we broke, overpaying, no donors? I did my share. OL, probably scrubs, RB maybe,, LB maybe. Why can't we get a decent ol when we need 3? it's not money, it's coaching. Hello Flood.

dude will you fuck off already?

and 9.99 for a review i could write. Aggy needs OL, they get them (4 or so?). Texas needs OL we fail on targets. better story. Zero so far and nothing after the Michigan guys said nope. Flood?

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8 minutes ago, Portal Pirate said:

He just has bad allergies

I swear that is one of the many faces of Tom Herman.

7 minutes ago, William Bludworth said:

True. But I don't even trust they would use the money on actual good OL, just spares. If they weren't completely stupid and inept, I would say go tamper with linemen from Miami and Oregon.

you're so fucking smart.

9 minutes ago, Portal Pirate said:

He just has bad allergies

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8 minutes ago, Portal Pirate said:

He just has bad allergies

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Had not seen that before. Wow.

25 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

To my knowledge Oregon also has no access to killer monkeys.

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8 minutes ago, William Bludworth said:

True. But I don't even trust they would use the money on actual good OL, just spares. If they weren't completely stupid and inept, I would say go tamper with linemen from Miami and Oregon.

Try to money whip guys from programs with good OL development with notoriously deep pockets for NIL?

Great idea! They'll never see it coming

1 minute ago, BigOrange1 said:

you're so fucking smart.

Awww. Don't make the allergies get my eyes all wet.

Just now, goathumper said:

Try to money whip guys from programs with good OL development with notoriously deep pockets for NIL?

Great idea! They'll never see it coming

It was tounge in cheek. Like no shit it's not happening.

Any money saved on Coleman we need to put towards paying refs off like Miami did and Kirby routinely does.

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General reminder to everyone in this thread that Hornlife has several medical issues that effect general cognition, ability to type effectively, and dude is facing an end of life situation sooner than most of us. React to him and his posts as you will with that in mind.

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3 minutes ago, BigOrange1 said:

dude will you fuck off already?

He's dying (not a joke).

2 minutes ago, BigOrange1 said:

you're so fucking smart.

He's retarded (not a joke?).

This thread is rough, but let's stay positive. We only have each other in these trying times.

4 minutes ago, Eggo said:

But is he a big name per se?

Maybe his name is Per-say or some shit? I’d love to get the dude from Yale—we need a couple of cerebral nerds on the team. Look at Indiana and Mendoza. He’s about as nerdy as it gets and it’s working for him. And for them. I used to love hearing the stories Mark Schlereth would tell from his days as a Guard. He said he spent hours researching his opponents on defense trying to find out what movies they liked and favorite foods and so on to talk shit to them and get into their minds. Before the internet he was doing this shit. I wouldn’t mind a couple of dudes like that.

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1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

General reminder to everyone in this thread that Hornlife has several medical issues that effect general cognition, ability to type effectively, and dude is facing an end of life situation sooner than most of us. React to him and his posts as you will with that in mind.

1 minute ago, Park Gothic said:

He's dying (not a joke).

did not know that - my apologies.

46 minutes ago, Josef Pwag said:

Arch's all-everything season will rest on the shoulders of a guy named Mikey from Yale?

This was always the vision. Why can't you see it?

7 minutes ago, Eggo said:

But is he a big name per se?

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Biggest name in the game

1 minute ago, Park Gothic said:

He's dying (not a joke).

He's retarded (not a joke?).

This thread is rough, but let's stay positive. We only have each other in these trying times.

That's the problem. There need to be a whole hell of a lot less of the idiots posting here.

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51 minutes ago, Mason Ramsey said:

Has OTF or anyone else mentioned if we would have interest in Horton?

Situation’s fluid.

Horton isn’t done hearing from all the Who’s.

2 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

He's dying (not a joke).

Then in the nicest way possible, I’d be focusing on enjoying what’s left of my life and not bitching about Kyle Flood incessantly on a message board. Nobody lays on their death bed and wishes they had spent more time going after the Texas OL coach

and if they did, I’d just feel sorry for them

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