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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Please Make It Stop

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LSU gets its QB. Edit: oh ffs didn't include the parent tweet. The point is LSU is getting Demond Williams apparently.

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1 minute ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

Please please remember that. Will happily take that bet. And to the idiot saying would I be tech or Texas? That’s not the question.

So Tech?

8 hours ago, Getafix said:

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I really want Buffalo to draft him for the Bisontits jokes.

22 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Bobby saying that if Sprague returns to Michigan that Texas has two OL ready to visit at the end of the week.

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One of the Florida 995'ers reporting that Jayden Woods is currently meeting with Sumrall and the rest of the Florida staff.

1 minute ago, HateYouAndMyself said:

Hoping Texas is doing this with players to entice them into the portal so we can sign them

17 minutes ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

That’s your big comeback today? Hank tell me now, would you rather have their portal class or ours? Just answer the question and stop being a prick.

Lol calling Tech shitty and embarrassing wasn’t directed at you you snowflake pussy (that was)

Just now, Thiefery said:

Hoping Texas is doing this with players to entice them into the portal so we can sign them

Sounds like Sark & Co picked players from teams that had boosters motivated enough to match what Texas offered.

1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

One of the Florida 995'ers reporting that Jayden Woods is currently meeting with Sumrall and the rest of the Florida staff.

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4 minutes ago, HateYouAndMyself said:

LSU gets its QB. Edit: oh ffs didn't include the parent tweet. The point is LSU is getting Demond Williams apparently.

This guys is a baller. He’s going to do really well for Kiffin.

4 minutes ago, HateYouAndMyself said:

LSU gets its QB. Edit: oh ffs didn't include the parent tweet. The point is LSU is getting Demond Williams apparently.

that extra cane's sauce price going up !

10 minutes ago, Drew said:

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That’s a huge one

It’s gonna be LSU dropping a bag on him. He was once committed to Lane at Ole Miss.

6 minutes ago, Thiefery said:

Hoping Texas is doing this with players to entice them into the portal so we can sign them

LOL. Until they go back to their original school

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Omg the LSU shit just got even funnier. Apparently Leavitt is there on his visit and basically just got done watching their basketball game with Kiffin. So that means while this dude is sitting there eating fucking nachos watching bad basketball with Kiffin sunshining him about their future together... Kiffin's side was finalizing a deal to lure out the QB he is actually planning to take.

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No CR but pretty funny.

Funny how the lsu qb kid got an offer despite not being in the portal yet

5 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Sounds like Sark & Co picked players from teams that had boosters motivated enough to match what Texas offered.

Ha, this is actually a good point that I didn’t consider. If they really wanted to keep the guy, players from Michigan and Florida are going to get a matching offer or close every time.

Just now, deech said:

Funny how the lsu qb kid got an offer despite not being in the portal yet

Hope he realizes how much of a pain it is to move across the country

Don't worry guys we're saving our NIL for the 2027 natty run with Flood's 400 pound traffic cones

1 minute ago, HateYouAndMyself said:

Omg the LSU shit just got even funnier. Apparently Leavitt is there on his visit and basically just got done watching their basketball game with Kiffin. So that means while this dude is sitting there eating fucking nachos watching bad basketball with Kiffin sunshining him about their future together... Kiffin's side was finalizing a deal to lure out the QB he is actually planning to take.

even funnier when you consider that LSU going 2 million above what Washington would offer is still probably below what Leavitt was asking.

Just now, keyboardtoucher said:

Don't worry guys we're saving our NIL for the 2027 natty run with Flood's 400 pound traffic cones

Solid first post.

2 minutes ago, HateYouAndMyself said:

Omg the LSU shit just got even funnier. Apparently Leavitt is there on his visit and basically just got done watching their basketball game with Kiffin. So that means while this dude is sitting there eating fucking nachos watching bad basketball with Kiffin sunshining him about their future together... Kiffin's side was finalizing a deal to lure out the QB he is actually planning to take.

Dirty but man gotta do what he can.

Just now, ITHorn said:

even funnier when you consider that LSU going 2 million above what Washington would offer is still probably below what Leavitt was asking.

it sounds like probably 2 million above what anyone else was likely offering either

37 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Pfff only 305. That skinny bitch is too light in the ass

Nothin less than 16 hands, I don't wanna drag my feet

Anything more small than that, it ain't worth the feed it takes

1 minute ago, BigHornedLurker said:

it sounds like probably 2 million above what anyone else was likely offering either

He may be the one actual guy who’s apparently “available” who’s worth it.

The kid from Cal could get a major bag too if he wanted. The rest of the QBs are decent guys but not make or break.

3 minutes ago, keyboardtoucher said:

Don't worry guys we're saving our NIL for the 2027 natty run with Flood's 400 pound traffic cones

I'm not even sure if we have any of those left on our roster.

3 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

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With that stance, I'm surprised they even had you to begin with

5 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

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He doesn’t look like he broke his arm and played the entire game vs Ohio State

5 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

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I think you ought to at least put out the illusion you are still wanted at your current university.

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Look I’m all for these kids being able to play where they want and get paid.

But a contract is a contract and he did sign back last week. Wonder how this will go

What will be hilarious is If he doesn’t go to LSU for whatever reason, and Sam who’s there now says “nah I’m good” and tells kiffin to fuck off.

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Lane is taking this whole cfb villain arc pretty seriously now. So is this kid. Agreed that this is one to watch

The terms of that contract should be interesting. Depending upon how well it was written, this could get messy. If it was poorly written, might not really be enforceable. Riveting...

14 minutes ago, HateYouAndMyself said:

Omg the LSU shit just got even funnier. Apparently Leavitt is there on his visit and basically just got done watching their basketball game with Kiffin. So that means while this dude is sitting there eating fucking nachos watching bad basketball with Kiffin sunshining him about their future together... Kiffin's side was finalizing a deal to lure out the QB he is actually planning to take.

So you can go after your main target and a backup target at the same time? Go figure.

46 minutes ago, someguy said:

any thoughts on this guy?

Pretty easy for the AI to fix him up

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2 minutes ago, Drew said:

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Look I’m all for these kids being able to play where they want and get paid.

But a contract is a contract and he did sign back last week. Wonder how this will go

Don’t worry LSU’s crack legal team has got this. They took Trace Armstrong to school in Brian Kelly’s buyout negotiation.

1 minute ago, Lonestar88 said:

So you can go after your main target and a backup target at the same time? Go figure.

You do realize Texas is doing just that, right?

It’s obvious. Any sensible O lineman knows it’s too risky to come here. You underperform, get blamed for ruining Arch’s last season in college, and next thing you know the Manning family has you blacklisted in football forever and you end up selling used cars.

10 minutes ago, Drew said:

He may be the one actual guy who’s apparently “available” who’s worth it.

The kid from Cal could get a major bag too if he wanted. The rest of the QBs are decent guys but not make or break.

Sagapolutele is a future pro. Some of the throws he made in the bowl game were ridiculous in how good his decision-making was and how small the window also was on some of the lasers he was throwing. Why he stays at Cal is beyond me. He’s probably the best QB that the state of Hawai’i has ever produced.

30 minutes ago, William Bludworth said:

I have growing concerns Flood's retardation has rubbed off on Sark and there's no hope from here on out. He's been infected.

That’s not, uh, how retardation works supposedly. Resulting impact of the interactions between this board’s participants be damned.

Just now, TexasEx said:

That’s not, uh, how retardation works supposedly. Resulting impact of the interactions between this board’s participants be damned.

* Regardation

2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

You do realize Texas is doing just that, right?

shhh they just want to be upset.

Just now, UpperWestside said:

Sagapolutele is a future pro. Some of the throws he made in the bowl game were ridiculous in how good his decision-making was and how small the window also was on some of the lasers he was throwing. Why he stays at Cal is beyond me. He’s probably the best QB that the state of Hawai’i has ever produced.

Agreed. He’s my favorite not Arch QB going. I’d throw the fucking bank at him next year if arch left.

20 minutes ago, HateYouAndMyself said:

Omg the LSU shit just got even funnier. Apparently Leavitt is there on his visit and basically just got done watching their basketball game with Kiffin. So that means while this dude is sitting there eating fucking nachos watching bad basketball with Kiffin sunshining him about their future together... Kiffin's side was finalizing a deal to lure out the QB he is actually planning to take.

kif going to kif !

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