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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Superstition, Fear & Jealousy

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SAY MOONSHOT ONE MORE TIME, MOTHERFUCKERS.

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18 minutes ago, South Austin said:

I hadn’t seen that gif in a while. Thanks for the chuckle.

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59 minutes ago, Daichee Bell said:

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"That's a huge noggin. That's a virtual planetoid."

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2 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

First they "stole" Arterio Morris. Now Connor Stroh. Our destruction of Jayhawks athletics is all but complete.

This Indiana team is very similar to the TCU team from a couple of years ago with the amount of upperclassmen. They are in for a big fall next season.

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Looks like the Cincy QB is going to go to Tech over LSU. Tigerdroppings in a meltdown.

Just now, Elmer_Fudd said:

Looks like the Cincy QB is going to go to Tech over LSU. Tigerdroppings in a meltdown.

Undefeated

4 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Looks like the Cincy QB is going to go to Tech over LSU. Tigerdroppings in a meltdown.

If they get Leavitt instead, why do they care?

10 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

First they "stole" Arterio Morris. Now Connor Stroh. Our destruction of Jayhawks athletics is all but complete.

It's Kansas. They pay their football NIL in coupons and UPC labels

30 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

SAY MOONSHOT ONE MORE TIME, MOTHERFUCKERS.

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3 minutes ago, utfan87 said:

This Indiana team is very similar to the TCU team from a couple of years ago with the amount of upperclassmen. They are in for a big fall next season.

They are already feasting in the portal. Hoover and Nick Marsh today, a handful of depth takes on defense to shore up their holes and they are projected to land some difference makers on defense as well.

Mark Cuban is happily dumping tens of millions a year into their NIL now, doing his best Cody Campbell cosplay, and they have two other absurdly rich (not sure if technically also billionaires or not) families all in on keeping them relevant. Indiana likely will be players even at the top of the portal market for the foreseeable future.

1 hour ago, Hank_Hill said:

Media coverage and general Indiana/Cig discussion is fine, I agree it’s awesome. People on here incessantly comparing every single move Texas makes (or doesn’t make) to a very unique situation in Bloomington is what’s tiresome.

It sounds like you hate winning. Just look what cignetti has done at Indiana in 2 years. We need to copy his coaching tree now and poach his staff

13 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

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13 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

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The chamainade Madonna pipeline is forming. Once we get these 3 and then get Jeremiah smith to transfer it’s on. Like a virgin

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Is it just me or was there better punters in the portal with higher averages?

Everything we do is shit!

EVERYTHING we do is shit!!!

25 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

It's Kansas. They pay their football NIL in coupons and UPC labels

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34 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

It's Kansas. They pay their football NIL in coupons and UPC labels

This year they can give him all the soy beans he wants.

10 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

How does one copy a coaching tree?

If we aren’t cloning Cignetti and his staff do we even care about winning?

10 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

How does one copy a coaching tree?

Control C. Newb

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

Sorry the coolest story in college football in decades is boring to you

It was cool last year.

I'm over it.

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Louisville On3 site said they are hearing Brown is not entering the portal. Louisville staff met with him tonight.m and it should be official soon.

On 12/31/2025 at 11:27 AM, LCHorn said:

Not just them. There's some expensive 2nd and 3rd string players that are more on the development conveyor belt but had to be paid like starters as recruits.

Theoretically, agent representation should instill some discipline and professionalism to a negotiation, but not when the agent's experience is wholly comprised by watching all eight seasons of Entourage.

Terry got a bag.

Anyone getting a little nervous of a scenario where Texas signs nothing but nine punters?

Just now, Dbeasy said:

Anyone getting a little nervous of a scenario where Texas signs nothing but nine punters?

Yes, because this should be the clear and obvious scenario less than 72 hours after the portal opens. 🙄

Jfc.

5 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Louisville On3 site said they are hearing Brown is not entering the portal. Louisville staff met with him tonight.m and it should be official soon.

Unreal

Either we’re fucked or Baugh is about to get generationally wealthy.

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Just now, TrashMaster G said:

Yes, because this should be the clear and obvious scenario less than 72 hours after the portal opens. 🙄

Jfc.

Your ability to discern sarcasm, or have any sense of humor whatsoever, is breathtaking.

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3 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Anyone getting a little nervous of a scenario where Texas signs nothing but nine punters?

Everyone was applauding our ruthless efficiency making tough financial decisions. Coffee is for closers.

2 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

What was all that moonshot talk

Allegedly a guy who isn’t in portal yet

Which asshole 9.95er said brown was a lock? Fuck

Just now, Chuckie Finster said:

Either we’re fucked of Baugh is about to get generationally wealthy.

Baugh would have entered by now, I would think.

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We didn’t land the guy that never entered the portal? What are we even doing???

At least we have Ryan Niblett at RB

3 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

We didn’t land the guy that never entered the portal? What are we even doing???

Sark didn’t offer

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These 9.95ers don’t know shit. They are fine for reporting actual news but hanging on their every prognostication is the dumbest shit.

Caden Durham, come on down!

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