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12 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

I'd like to hear Johnny's stories of how his family got him out of trouble growing up.

Okay.  In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog…When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I went nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out…But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

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1 minute ago, Johnny Sack said:

Okay.  In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog…When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I went nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out…But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

Pfft. You aren't Jewish.

Or in the Goonies.

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37 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

The reports are public info.  

I'll copy my post from the last page because I actually read the report and you clearly either did not, or did not understand what it meant.

First of all, he was not charged with felony drunk driving. In his police report he was charged under 49.04 TPC which is a class B misdemeanor (or class A if your BAC is over .15 and Beto blew .136). Second of all, the police report makes no mention of his alleged attempt to leave the scene - which would be notable to omit from a DWI report. Third, his punishment of going through "DWI school" is not an uncommon thing for first-time DWI offenders so I don't know where you're coming from all high and mighty. 

Just posting that again to make sure that there's actual facts next to bullshit

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6 minutes ago, formermav43 said:

You would be correct if Jews were not an ethnoreligious group. Or if Muslims were. But since neither of those things are accurate, you are wrong. 

Maintaining your persona must be exhausting. I tried and am out after only a few posts.

What's the unique Jewish genotype?

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2 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

The crazies are really feeling themselves today!
 

 


But bbbbbbboth sides!!!!

 

Do you not even MUSTARD PANTS WITH INSANE MUSTACHE THO??!!??!!

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“We should not mob people in public spaces or destroy public property,” Trump said at the rally. “No one should carelessly compare political opponents to historical villains, which is done often.It’s done all the time. Got to stop,"  he added.   Earlier this week, Trump’s Council of Economic Advisers released a report on socialism that compared Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren to Joseph Stalin and Mao Zedong.

You can't make this stuff up.

 

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8 hours ago, Pancho Negro said:

She’s your party. The party of racism, rape, and denying teh gays marriage licenses 

she’s a republican

Wonder why @zork has an issue with this?

 

I correctly identified this is what he and republicans stand for in another thread (including approving locking children in dog cages, suppressing minority votes across the country, and putting in anti-gay judges all across the country) and @zork begged that thread too. I’m just so drting why when it’s true and he has explicit evidence of his party doing this sitting right there.

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12 hours ago, Captainant said:

What-about-ism of the Republicans is mind blowing.

Sending bombs to people is not equivalent to yelling at people when they eat dinner. 

Don’t conflate the two!

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54 minutes ago, Pancho Negro said:

Wonder why @zork has an issue with this?

 

I correctly identified this is what he and republicans stand for in another thread (including approving locking children in dog cages, suppressing minority votes across the country, and putting in anti-gay judges all across the country) and @zork begged that thread too. I’m just so drting why when it’s true and he has explicit evidence of his party doing this sitting right there.

Broad brush while stroking yourself all you want.  For being so educated, you tend to generalize a bit much especially with the race card and attributing things to people when it isn't warranted or proven.

WTF is drting?  What thread did I beg?  Are you drunk?

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21 minutes ago, zork said:

Broad brush while stroking yourself all you want.  For being so educated, you tend to generalize a bit much especially with the race card and attributing things to people when it isn't warranted or proven.

WTF is drting?  What thread did I beg?  Are you drunk?

It’s happening right in front of our eyes.  What specifically isn’t proven?

I’m typing on a shit iPhone. 

I don’t stroke myself—other people stroke me. 

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