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3 minutes ago, BurgleBro said:

At this point let's just hope Caldwell can handle the pressure.

 

We're stuck with a brand name QB we won't bench.

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    Motherfuck I just got in from the game and I’m fucking pissed. Dropped a shit ton of cash to go to the worst fucking performance I’ve seen from a Texas team since Charlie fucking strong was stealing m

  • Caldwell completing one pass was the worst thing that could happen to this board lol.

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8 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Ready for baseball season?  

Always. But I like when football season helps pass the time until the alumni game.

6 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

What the fuck does this even mean? You can have pride but still suck ass. those things aren’t mutually exclusive. 

That if they had any pride they wouldn’t suck so much dick at playing football. In fact, that kind of pride is way more preferable to this abortion on the field they’re displaying while representing Texas. 

1 minute ago, txexlonghorn23 said:

Sark doesn't have the ball for that.

I'm not sure what any of you dipshits think another QB is fixing unless the QB in question can play multiple positions on the offensive line and DT and CB. And also punt and cover punts and field punts and block on special teams. 

That was a comprehensive team shitshow in the 1H. That doesn't mean Arch played very well but he at least got a TD on the board. 

Thankfully we are just down 12.

1 minute ago, VaLonghorn99 said:

If Horn's are really playing to win, I want to see some benchings and some new players, starting with the QB. Otherwise, CFB is fake and I need to stop watching this shit.

Lockett says hello. 

1 minute ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

I don’t trust Arch to lead a comeback when the game is on the line. His accuracy is just atrocious. He takes too long to find the open guy and throws too late 

Bro, I wouldn't trust Arch to bring me a beer without walking into at the very least 3 walls and toppling over. 

8 minutes ago, William Bludworth said:

What? Am I crazy or something? He's number 5, right? 

No. Wisner is 5. Baxter is 4. 

4 minutes ago, orangebird said:

Ranking this team #1 before the season was a fucking joke.  If Arch's last name were anything other than Manning, he'd be on the fucking practice squad at ULM

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The Jim Mora rant with Saints about "totally got our ass kicked that 2nd half" describes this first half.  That rant had other lines to go along with about this first half like "couldn't do diddly pooh offensively" , "we couldn't run the ball" , "coaching did a horrible job" , "it was a horse shit performance", ect.

2 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Nonsense

I've seen Stroh belly-flop many times, too. Watch his tape

Hey, pegging can happen on his belly, too. 

Is stroh the one where all his family went to a&m? He’s a plant. He sacrificed coming to Texas to play as bad as he can.

2 minutes ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

He takes too long to find the open guy and throws too late 

Which is why every throw is a bullet.  He knows the window is closing.

1st drive. 
 

Incomplete pass 

handoff to Wisner who stutter steps and gets hit 3 yards behind line 

sacked 

punt. 

4 minutes ago, JohnnyTapia said:

Yeah I’m about at that point where I’m ready for a new o-line coach and for sark to give up play calling 

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Hopefully they still do those sideline interviews when the second half starts, can't wait to hear Sark's platitudes.

5 minutes ago, William Bludworth said:

I just realized that. He was #23 last year, correct? I got #4 and #5 mixed up and didn't realize Wisner changed numbers. What the fuck is wrong Baxter now???

Nah. Blue was haha. Wisner was 26. 

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How are we supposed to move the ball without Livingstone?
This is a sincere question. Jesus Christ

Throw

To

The

Fucking

TE

Also, slants

So wild to watch other games and see QBs throw lasers on slants and out routes, just wanting to have some of that.

We had 11 rushes for 24 yards. Take out Arch's 14 yard scramble and that's 10 for 10. Embarrassing.

I expected this to be a rock fight.  Florida D has held up their end but ours got pushed around.

3 minutes ago, TheGivingTree said:

This team has no talent as well

Teams 2022 Points 2021 Points 2020 Points 2019 Points 2018 Points 5 Year Avg
1. Alabama 322.25 327.76 310.24 317.50 289.94 313.54
2. Georgia 318.34 294.42 313.16 308.98 323.31 311.64
3. Ohio State 300.95 321.68 294.92 261.18 317.06 299.16
4. A&M 333.13 279.02 289.26 284.67 251.20 287.46
5. Clemson 260.87 291.06 309.57 275.55 283.67 284.14
6. Texas 289.04 247.46 273.25 287.69 300.06 279.50
7. LSU 245.76 295.47 298.62 284.06 254.38 275.66
8. Oklahoma 266.73 267.80 259.38 279.28 276.62 269.96
9. Oregon 243.37 287.29 259.43 277.98 260.22 265.66
10. Notre Dame 275.44 269.05 251.28 258.56 268.86 264.64
11. Penn State 278.66 216.37 255.84 270.67 285.92 261.49
12. Florida 232.99 262.77 273.10 277.02 259.56 261.09
2 minutes ago, MuellerHorn said:

No. Wisner is 5. Baxter is 4. 

Does it even matter? 

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

1st drive. 
 

Incomplete pass 

handoff to Wisner who stutter steps and gets hit 3 yards behind line 

sacked 

blocked punt. 

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5 minutes ago, William Bludworth said:

Holy shit. I just realized Wisner is #5. Wow. Well fuck my face. 

Anyway, why are we playing Gibson, Clark, or Simon, I wonder? Niblett ain't it. 

Because he's probably a good hardworking responsible kid that really wants to contribute but after three years basically just has straight line speed so he gets some sweep hand off just to get blown up at the point of attack by a single defender taking out both his soft blocker and himself

The players quit on Napier. Unfortunately, it was the Texas players.

who had Marcel Reed better than arch this year? We got hoodwinked by the Manning name 

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I'm not sure what any of you dipshits think another QB is fixing unless the QB in question can play multiple positions on the offensive line and DT and CB. And also punt and cover punts and field punts and block on special teams. 

That was a comprehensive team shitshow in the 1H. That doesn't mean Arch played very well but he at least got a TD on the board. 

Thankfully we are just down 12.

A semi decent QB uses the pocket our shitty OL provided to get 7 points prior to the blocked punt, by throwing it to Mosley.

And very highly likely we could get another 3 by the other open WR we've had and failed to connect to.

Look, we dominated from 12:10 to 9:50 of the second quarter, and I know we can do it again!

13 more times!

1 minute ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

It’s depressing watching Pavia and Simpson hitting wide open receivers in stride

 

pavia is 29

Fuck W & L rest of the season. Improve the rest of the year. Find out what you need in the portal. Figure out what Arch needs to be successful and go into the offseason with kinda focus. This season is cooked

4 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

What have you seen in this game from the offense that leads you to believe we can overcome a 12 point deficit?

Wide open receivers. And Collin Simmons. 

Thats about all I got…
 

 

 

The offense sucking is one thing. But I was told we had lots of good pass rushers. Are we saving them for OU?

I think we can win this game if the OL plays better in the second half. An inexperienced QB usually needs more time to process things and we are not giving him that time. To make matters worse, we have no run game at the moment. Defense also needs to tighten up.

If we’re going to go out like this We need Alabama to lose in the worse way other wise ESPN and social media will be unbearable 

1 minute ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

It’s depressing watching Pavia and Simpson hitting wide open receivers in stride

What's more depressing is knowing he'll never get benched.

3 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

We're stuck with a brand name QB we won't bench.

Saban had the balls to pull Hurts for freshman Tua in the national championship game, if Manning can't get it done then pull him I don't give a damn who his uncles are. 

I don’t have a whole lot of hope for the offense at the moment but I’d really like to see the D play better in the 2nd half. 

Aggy was right. Manning is not a D1-caliber QB. and he’ll never, ever play in the NFL. 

4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I'm not sure what any of you dipshits think another QB is fixing unless the QB in question can play multiple positions on the offensive line and DT and CB. And also punt and cover punts and field punts and block on special teams. 

That was a comprehensive team shitshow in the 1H. That doesn't mean Arch played very well but he at least got a TD on the board. 

Thankfully we are just down 12.

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1 minute ago, T-shirt Sip said:

Fishing in Oregon. Just tuned in. What the fuck is going on with this team?

Go back to fishing. 

Look, regardless of season, I'm not writing Arch off yet. He gets two seasons from me. Quinn went 8-5, and yes, I realize different circumstances, but still.  I just hope this season doesn't cost us recruits (defense we won't because PK has shown what he can do), it's the offense I'm worried about. I.e. Derek Cooper 

4 minutes ago, William Bludworth said:

Bro, I wouldn't trust Arch to bring me a beer without walking into at the very least 3 walls and toppling over. 

Hopefully those stylish WP glasses help him…

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Fishing in Oregon. Just tuned in. What the fuck is going on with this team?

We are a buncha candyasses.

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