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12 minutes ago, Scholz said:

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Also, I caught the worst flu of my life at Chicas Bonitas true story.

 

4 minutes ago, Davis Lane said:

The flu, huh?

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He was sneezing out of his penis?

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57 minutes ago, Scholz said:

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Also, I caught the worst flu of my life at Chicas Bonitas true story.

Dude, I didn't catch mine at CB, but if yours is anything like the Flu B that I just got over ... well, I wish you luck.  Fucking brutal.

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9 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:


I’ve met several guys that were his height or so. But they didn’t act like that.

I've only known one, and he acted almost exactly like that. We worked at the same delivery service, and everyone called him "Little Man", which is the one aspect of being short that he actually didn't seem to mind that much.

Came in to work one day complaining about the accident he'd just had. But it wasn't his fault. You see, the sun was in his eyes as he ran the yield sign under IH35 exiting the turnaround from the northbound to southbound feeder at 290. Accident happened at noon, but yeah, ok.

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17 hours ago, wood said:

A little help here. We're driving up to CO this weekend. What's bad about it? Should I take the eastern route that's a little longer?

We always take the eastern route.  It's much less scenic, but also much less traffic.   

My rule of thumb is to always avoid I25.

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15 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

This is the video representation of: Mouth is writing checks that his body can't cash.

 

11 hours ago, nnm said:

 

If they waste ANY first (or 2nd or 3rd or 4th) round pick on Pavia, it would be the most Jets thing ever.

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12 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:


I’ve met several guys that were his height or so. But they didn’t act like that.

I had an employee that was that height and everyone called him shorty. Dude did not give a fuck about his height and he only dated tall women. He was comfortable in his own skin and his attitude reflected it.

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I have a retired guy that works for me part time. He is maybe 5’4”

Starting cornerback for the tar heels in the late 70’s then flew f-14’s and 18’s in the navy for 30 years. 
 

he’s been teased his entire life about his height but dude is the biggest badass I know.

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7 hours ago, jw4381 said:

Pavia in Española:

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Flashback to every Friday and Saturday night.  PTSD triggered. 
 

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11 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

This is the video representation of: Mouth is writing checks that his body can't cash.

 

If they waste ANY first (or 2nd or 3rd or 4th) round pick on Pavia, it would be the most Jets thing ever.

Pavia going in anything above the 4th round should mean the job of whoever it was that drafted him. This is the miniature MS-13 version of Tim Tebow with less arm talent. 

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9 hours ago, F250 said:

I had an employee that was that height and everyone called him shorty. Dude did not give a fuck about his height and he only dated tall women. He was comfortable in his own skin and his attitude reflected it.

My Dad’s frat brother and lifelong best friend from the U. of Missouri (Class of 1933) was an Army Air Corps pilot (DFC) who flew a B-24 in North Africa and a C-54 over The Hump to China in WW2. 
A true BAMF officer and a gentleman who happened to be 5’4””. 
He was like a dear uncle to me & my brothers, so he tolerated us kidding him about his height as we grew older and taller. 
He was also a past president of The Hump Pilot’s Association. 
He passed away at age 97 in 2009. 
RIP 

 

 

 

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14 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Good on Western Kentucky locking down Sayin from the portal. 

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I seriously hope you can forgive me...

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1 hour ago, Born Burnt said:

I snuck into Kyle Field with friends in high school and peed on the A&M logo.

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https://www.chronicle.com/article/vandals-remove-horns-from-university-of-texas-steer/

Vandals Remove Horns from University of Texas’ Steer

 
December 2, 1992

Austin, Texas -- The longhorn steer, mascot of the University of Texas, lost its horns a week before the annual football grudge match between Texas and Texas A&M University.

Vandals apparently slipped into the university’s stadium and cut the horns off the portrait of a steer on a logotype painted on the artificial turf. Police found a razor blade and a pair of pliers on the running track that rims the field.

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1 hour ago, Sandman said:

Over/under on how soon he pawns that watch for beer money?

Got me curious.  I imagine some of them will show up on eBay eventually.

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The Heisman Trophy finalists for 2025 will each receive a custom watch, the Heisman DIASIMOS, crafted by AXIA Time as the Official Timepiece of the Heisman Trophy.
 This tradition began in 2024 when AXIA Time became the official partner, and all finalists receive the same exclusive timepiece, regardless of whether they win the award.
 The watch is a 40.5mm bronze-plated titanium piece with a black and bronze design, powered by a Swiss Sellita SW300 Elabore automatic movement, and features a sapphire caseback displaying the movement and a personalized engraving ring.
 It comes with a black alligator strap and a walnut display box inspired by the Heisman Trophy base.
 The market price is $2,495, but the watch is not for sale and is a one-of-a-kind gift.

 

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24 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

https://www.chronicle.com/article/vandals-remove-horns-from-university-of-texas-steer/

 

Vandals Remove Horns from University of Texas’ Steer

 
December 2, 1992

Austin, Texas -- The longhorn steer, mascot of the University of Texas, lost its horns a week before the annual football grudge match between Texas and Texas A&M University.

Vandals apparently slipped into the university’s stadium and cut the horns off the portrait of a steer on a logotype painted on the artificial turf. Police found a razor blade and a pair of pliers on the running track that rims the field.

 

Today in Aggie History - Dec. 26: Reveille VI was dognapped

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Dec. 26, 1993: Reveille VI was kidnapped from her handler's family home in Dallas. She was four months old.

Both Reveille V and VI were staying with Mascot Corporal John Lively's family's home in Dallas ahead of the New Year's Day Cotton Bowl game against Notre Dame. Reveille VI was let outside in the fenced backyard early in the morning, according to The Eagle. When a family member went to let her back in the house, she was gone.

 

Lively and other E-2 cadets spent the next few days searching for Reveille before notifying A&M officials on Dec. 29. The alleged kidnappers, who called themselves the "Rustlers," contacted the Austin-American Statesman and demanded a ransom: "A&M had to publicly announce that Reveille had been stolen and state that UT was superior to A&M," according to The Eagle.

 

Reveille was valued at more than $750 so her abduction was classified as a third-degree felony punishable by two to 10 years in prison and a fine of up to $10,000.

The puppy was returned Dec. 31. She was found tied to a sign post near Lake Travis. It was the first time an A&M mascot had been stolen by a rival school.

 

 

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31 minutes ago, MontereyMX said:

did anyone ever get busted for this? lolol

No. Neil Sheffield, the ring leader, waited until the statute of limitations had expired to confess. I and a few others not directly involved were aware of it at the time. He said Reveille got along famously with his dog Lady, which was either a yellow lab or a golden retriever (can't recall which now), while in "captivity", LOL. Neil was quite the character who enjoyed occasionally huffing laughing gas in his leisure time.

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No. Niel Sheffield, the ring leader, waited until the statute of limitations had expired to confess. I and a few others not directly involved were aware of the at the time. He said Reveille got along famously with his dog Lady, which was either a yellow lab or a golden retriever (can't recall which now), while in "captivity", LOL. Neil was quite the character who enjoyed occasionally huffing laughing gas in his leisure time.

thats hilarious!!!!

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