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On 11/21/2025 at 11:47 AM, BlueGreySky said:

And to top it off the island they want to invade, kill all the men, and enslave the kids and women has EIGHTY-SEVEN THOUSAND PEOPLE. 

Bro - do you even extended magazine?

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8 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I cannot be sure, from either the picture or the caption, to whom the spoon belongs. 

As twas always thus, the Victor owns the spoon!

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On 11/21/2025 at 11:14 PM, Steel Shank said:

This very well may be the damnedest thing I've ever seen.

 

But then there was a lot about Tanner and Gavin that didn't make a whole lot of sense. And a lot about where they lived, likewise. But then again, maybe that's why I found the place so darned interestin'. They call Plano the "City Of Excellence." I didn't find it to be that, exactly. But I'll allow there are some nice folks there. 'Course I can't say I've seen London, and I ain't never been to France. And I ain't never seen no queen in her damned undies, so the feller says. But I'll tell you what - after seeing Plano, and this here story I'm about to unfold, well, I guess I seen somethin' every bit as stupefyin' as you'd see in any of them other places. And in English, too. So I can die with a smile on my face, without feelin' like the good Lord gypped me.

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On 11/21/2025 at 12:01 PM, HenryJames said:

Gonâve Island has a population of about 87,000.

Tanner: Well, what’s the ratio on how many we gotta kill and how many we getta rape?

Gavin: It don’t make a shit. 

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32 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

But then there was a lot about Tanner and Gavin that didn't make a whole lot of sense. And a lot about where they lived, likewise. But then again, maybe that's why I found the place so darned interestin'. They call Plano the "City Of Excellence." I didn't find it to be that, exactly. But I'll allow there are some nice folks there. 'Course I can't say I've seen London, and I ain't never been to France. And I ain't never seen no queen in her damned undies, so the feller says. But I'll tell you what - after seeing Plano, and this here story I'm about to unfold, well, I guess I seen somethin' every bit as stupefyin' as you'd see in any of them other places. And in English, too. So I can die with a smile on my face, without feelin' like the good Lord gypped me.

Leave the homespun, peyote fueled soliloquys to canecutter.

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34 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

But then there was a lot about Tanner and Gavin that didn't make a whole lot of sense. And a lot about where they lived, likewise. But then again, maybe that's why I found the place so darned interestin'. They call Plano the "City Of Excellence." I didn't find it to be that, exactly. But I'll allow there are some nice folks there. 'Course I can't say I've seen London, and I ain't never been to France. And I ain't never seen no queen in her damned undies, so the feller says. But I'll tell you what - after seeing Plano, and this here story I'm about to unfold, well, I guess I seen somethin' every bit as stupefyin' as you'd see in any of them other places. And in English, too. So I can die with a smile on my face, without feelin' like the good Lord gypped me.

OK then.

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