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welp, we should start a Greenland discussion ...

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Fucking bully

The next president is gonna spend so much time going on an apology tour to undo everything this fucker is doing.

Trump can't die fast enough.

Is his "plan to annex Greenland" in a different part of that clip? That's all shit he's been saying for a year now.

Today: its not about the minerals it is about national security

Tomorrow: they have such mineral wealth once we melt all that icecaps it will be drill baby drill

Day After Tomorrow: it was about liberating them from Europeans and the Donroe doctrine.

I don't think Greenland is authoritarian enough to follow your clown and pony show donny, Venezuela wanted the oil investments and played along to the farce, I saw it coming even before the election.

Miss Greenland. Weird torso, would not bang.

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Not bad, if you're inuit.

Get it?

See what I did there?

Fucking philistines, I cast comedic genius before you, and you just turn back to your screen to watch another episode of OW! MY BALLS!

It's just so crazy that he wasn't awarded a Nobel Peace Prize, after spending the last year threatening to just steal another country against their will. Although in fairness I guess getting people to do things against their will has kind of been his jam these past 50 or so years.

she's cute in a star trek OG kinda way. give her an exoplanet and some followers and I bet the old Shatner would show you to pull this off - both the annexation and the score

3 hours ago, South Austin said:

Miss Greenland. Weird torso, would not bang.

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a man in a suit and blue shirt is sitting in front of a blue sky

Still, when you only have 4,000 women between 18 and 26, that's slim pickings.

Greenland_single_age_population_pyramid_

3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Not bad, if you're inuit.

Get it?

See what I did there?

Fucking philistines, I cast comedic genius before you, and you just turn back to your screen to watch another episode of OW! MY BALLS!

You wanna find America? Take a right at Greenland. A hard right and keep going.

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Wait until President Huff & Puff realized that the US Virgin Islands were purchased from Denmark , in 1917 for $25 million (in gold). Once again, he will/can claim that history supports the US takeover, although this time it will be paid in $Trump and $Melania (Trump meme coins for those of you not keeping track)

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28 minutes ago, Derka said:

That is a mature, measured, and eloquent response.

Let's see what verbal shitstorm our fat orange child leader throws at it...

He'll probably post a video of him flying an airplane dropping shit on Greenland or something.

31 minutes ago, Derka said:

For real, if he were to go forward with this, why would the rest of NATO and whoever else not go against us? Venezuela is already nuts enough, but it is a poor dictatorship. If we go after Western Europe, what other choice is there but war?

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

For real, if he were to go forward with this, why would the rest of NATO and whoever else not go against us? Venezuela is already nuts enough, but it is a poor dictatorship. If we go after Western Europe, what other choice is there but war?

We would be kicked out of NATO immediately. To state the obvious.

2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

We would be kicked out of NATO immediately. To state the obvious.

Current administration hates NATO, how is that a consequence?

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Team Greenland / Denmark.

Did Putin put dotard up to the saber rattling about Greenland so NATO/Europe would be looking West instead of East at him?

16 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

For real, if he were to go forward with this, why would the rest of NATO and whoever else not go against us? Venezuela is already nuts enough, but it is a poor dictatorship. If we go after Western Europe, what other choice is there but war?

The Nordic countries have already stated they stand by Denmark.

Putin and Trump have both now managed to pull off getting Sweden and Finland off the fence and picking a side.

My guess is the EU would cut off trade with us, which would crash our economy like nobody’s business.

8 minutes ago, tx ind said:

Did Putin put dotard up to the saber rattling about Greenland so NATO/Europe would be looking West instead of East at him?

I have no doubt Putin has a a hand in this.

Can’t wait to get in a shooting war with Western Europe.

Hopefully they just nuke us and end the great American experiment.

26 minutes ago, Red Five said:

We would be kicked out of NATO immediately. To state the obvious.

Think of all the money saved! Fiscal responsibility, thy name is Trump.

55 minutes ago, Red Five said:

We would be kicked out of NATO immediately. To state the obvious.

51 minutes ago, tx ind said:

Current administration hates NATO, how is that a consequence?

I think there is a non-zero chance that this is the angle to leave NATO and make it NATO's fault. I don't think shots will be fired over it or anything. But this can turn into irreconcilable differences very quickly. Then we can leave NATO and stand aside as Putin starts WWIII with Europe. Hell, we'll probably sell weapons to the bad guys.

Easiest way to destroy NATO. So it's entirely possible.

2 minutes ago, deech said:

Easiest way to destroy NATO. So it's entirely possible.

The amount of groveling the next administration is going to have to do is going to be so fucking embarrassing.

3 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

The amount of groveling the next administration is going to have to do is going to be so fucking embarrassing.

I mean, we have to actually hope that there is a next administration and a NATO left at that point.

What if China really wants to run the world? What if they know America will stand aside and profit from whatever happens? China takes Taiwan (and Taiwan Semiconductor), then it's Russia/China/North Korea vs Europe and Japan.

America sells arms to everybody and waits quietly to rebuild Europe. China rebuilds Japan and takes over their market share, and Europe's, for pretty much everything. New cold war, and we're not the most powerful country in the world anymore. And Trump's family wealth increases exponentially.

I'm not saying I think this is going to happen. But it sounds way, way too plausible.

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

I'm not saying I think this is going to happen. But it sounds way, way too plausible.

Russia can't even take Ukraine (and they've lost ground the past few days).

China can't take Taiwan yet, and if they don't build out a proper fleet, they never will.

And we are going to be bogged down in Cuba, Colombia, or Mexico before we get around to Greenland.

So we just have to get through the next year or two.

7 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Russia can't even take Ukraine (and they've lost ground the past few days).

China can't take Taiwan yet, and if they don't build out a proper fleet, they never will.

And we are going to be bogged down in Cuba, Colombia, or Mexico before we get around to Greenland.

So we just have to get through the next year or two.

I admire your optimism. Just wish I shared it.

Seems like we do Greenland first, then suddenly look at the new map and say hey we need to consolidate our land by taking Canada too.

It’s just a game of risk or stratego to them at this point, and you get extra benefits for controlling all of North America. Then you look south.

12 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Russia can't even take Ukraine (and they've lost ground the past few days).

China can't take Taiwan yet, and if they don't build out a proper fleet, they never will.

And we are going to be bogged down in Cuba, Colombia, or Mexico before we get around to Greenland.

So we just have to get through the next year or two.

Haha.. And then President Vance? Assuming Trump even allows a valid election

2 hours ago, Red Five said:

We would be kicked out of NATO immediately. To state the obvious.

Unfortunately that won’t happen. Trump will order Northrup to activate the kill switch and disable all the F-35s.

NATO has been too heavily reliant on the US for weapons systems. But you can bet they are divesting from US weapons. Example being Portugal canceling their F-35 order and choosing an European jet.

1 hour ago, CooterBrown said:

Can’t wait to get in a shooting war with Western Europe.

Hopefully they just nuke us and end the great American experiment.

If MAGA steals the next election, then yeah, please drop one on 33.74314 N 117.82007 W.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

1 minute ago, Chuckie Finster said:

This is a hell of a marketing campaign for that new Gerard Butler movie.

Dude is the Russell Crowe of the 2020s.

1 hour ago, Superhero said:

If MAGA steals the next election, then yeah, please drop one on 33.74314 N 117.82007 W.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

I'll just say in advance, that if this happens, I won't be renewing my Surly subscription.

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6 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

For real, if he were to go forward with this, why would the rest of NATO and whoever else not go against us? Venezuela is already nuts enough, but it is a poor dictatorship. If we go after Western Europe, what other choice is there but war?

long game, putin wants the us out of nato so trump will do as he's told

Trump only needs to say that we’ve annexed Greenland and the US will claim it’s ours. That doesn’t mean anything has changed. Except Trump will require schools and media to agree that it’s ours.

16 hours ago, South Austin said:

Miss Greenland. Weird torso, would not bang.

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I’m going to need to see that torso…. For research purposes.

12 hours ago, Red Five said:

We would be kicked out of NATO immediately. To state the obvious.

12 hours ago, tx ind said:

Current administration hates NATO, how is that a consequence?

Kicked out of NATO - that is a feature, not a problem.
Sincerely, Isolationists and MAGA lemmings

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