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Just now, 4th&Five said:

I’m sure Tim Apple could easily explain to him why his products can’t be made here but he’d rather tweet nonsense. 

Cook could explain it to Dotard, but he can't understand it for Dotard

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2 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Cook could explain it to Dotard, but he can't understand it for Dotard

Surely Ivanka or Jared will be in the room though.

He doesn’t drink  

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1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

Fucking idiot. 

 

He claims that he's never consumed alcohol, and now he's a wine expert.

2 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

He claims that he's never consumed alcohol, and now he's a wine expert.

More money for Trump Vineyards.

So, if I try to read between the syphilitic ramblings, I think he's saying France is instituting tariffs on American tech imports, and that's inappropriate, because WE should be taxing those goods?

Uh . .  . is this just another example of Donald not understanding how tariffs work?  

The more likely answer is that Donald feels it's perfectly OK for us to apply tariffs on imports but it's totes uncool for other countries to do the same. 

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

Uh . .  . is this just another example of Donald not understanding how tariffs work?  

He doesn't understand how any aspect of the economy works. This isn't some special exception.

Thought he was buds with Macron.

He still jell bout kick ass Bastille Day parade?

I think he thinks Epstein's charge of pedophile sounds like  (p)oenophile.  

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

I’m sure Tim Apple could easily explain to him why his products can’t be made here but he’d rather tweet nonsense. 

I'm sure a Wharton* grad could understand that Apple employees don't actually make Macs, and that it's Foxtron, etc. who do.

Spoiler

*Wharton County Junior College grad.

 

I remember posting that constantly or sending it to people in 2016.  It was around during the election.  And just as beautiful then as now. 

Hope it gets updated for 2020. 

8 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

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US Trade Reps: /lift heads from computer screens/ "uhhh we're right on top of that sir." /go back to playing snood/

2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

The fuck???

 

Do it! We want you to do it. It would secure the largest landslide victory for the democrats in 2020. But we know you are too much of a pussy to do it Donald. That's right, Donald Pussy Trump, Esquire. The biggest pussy to ever hold the office of the Presidency. Do it, we dare you.

2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

i absolutely think he drinks. maybe it's a behind closed doors thing, but he drinks. 

or he's a pill hound. 

he's got something going on.

Trump doesn't have the balls to investigate Obama, even if he could.

I would love it though.  Mitch would lose his shit over the thought of Trump helping to push Dems to come out and vote next year.

US Trade Reps: /lift heads from computer screens/ "uhhh we're right on top of that sir." /go back to playing snood/


I loved snood.

Good idea, Donald.  Investigate one of the most popular Presidents since WWII, who is only 2.5 years out of office.  I suggest you get right on that.

3 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Good idea, Donald.  Investigate one of the most popular Presidents since WWII, who is only 2.5 years out of office.  I suggest you get right on that.

Sure, but colored fella and tan suit and all that.

Nothing matters example #8574

 

Yay, Trump got his bag of money.  Now watch the defense budget get jacked up by 2X the difference.

He has a rubber stamping Supreme Court 

4 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Good idea, Donald.  Investigate one of the most popular Presidents since WWII, who is only 2.5 years out of office.  I suggest you get right on that.

I'm not sure we have a real president in the WH. The man is insane, seriously. He will spend the remaining time of this term in office, and if elected for a second term, getting even and getting revenge. We will be exhausted when he leaves. Please God, don't let this ever happen again. 

53 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Yay, Trump got his bag of money.  Now watch the defense budget get jacked up by 2X the difference.

I guarantee you, Trump, or his family, will find some way to personally pocket some of that money. 

21 minutes ago, Brandywine said:

I'm not sure we have a real president in the WH. The man is insane, seriously. He will spend the remaining time of this term in office, and if elected for a second term, getting even and getting revenge. We will be exhausted when he leaves. Please God, don't let this ever happen again. 

He's a toddler who throws new shit on the wall every day. It's really hard to imagine 1.5 more years of this.

I'm sure all of the hangers-on are finding ways to enrich themselves. Turtle is committing treason in plain view by blocking election security bills. Worst timeline ever.

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I’m on phone and not going to quote them now, but holy shit is he going after Elijah Cummings and Baltimore/Maryland hard.  

I’ve never really had an opinion of Baltimore, but saying it’s full of roaches and rats and claiming it’s the most dangerous place in the US, and the people there are thieves....

The good thing about Republican gerrymandering is that the shithole people and places also include cool people and places. I live in Austin, but my Republican Congressman also serves College Station and Waco.

24 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

It’s just embarrassing. 

 

 

 Who’s the last president to openly attack other Americans like this?  “You live in a shithole”.  And of course, all he is doing is watching Fox &. Friends and then creating official POTUS statements with zero regard to truth.   

57 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

 

this dude just loves this country. Also, your deft touch with the blacks is going to pay off in the polls any day now. 

 

 

 

Yeah but they mostly got degrees in basketball and rap. - Fox and Friends probably 

So Trump thinks Obama personally chose and then did a weekend handy man installation of the WH HVAC system ??  Good Laurd...

But democrats are so dismissive of rural America!!!!

Look at this deflection! The press Corp is interfering in our elections 

 

It's a disgrace that any reporter is even there to amplify what she is saying. 

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