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1 hour ago, Seasick Sailor said:

hope we can turn this around at MMP. 

That’s a good one.

Apparently the rangers are doing their best to capitalize on Houston’s recent success...by selling Astros gear in the stadium. 3042b16fbb065a9af9d7253a490119c8.jpg

A) to be fair, there are nearly more Astros fans than Ranger fans at Globe Life these days.
B) most teams have a small rotating section in their team store dedicated to the visiting team each series

I know the Astros had the same in the Dome. Assume they do at MMP too

I remember as a kid the Rangers used to have a wall of hats from like 100 minor league teams and I thought that was the coolest thing. I bought a Portland Sea Dogs one the only time I was allowed to buy one 

10 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Longhorns lost.  Astros lost.  Baseball was stupid today.

my son's teeball team, lost again. baseball is fucking stupid in the face.

6 hours ago, Cooder said:

Apparently the rangers are doing their best to capitalize on Houston’s recent success...by selling Astros gear in the stadium. 3042b16fbb065a9af9d7253a490119c8.jpg

I'm sure they just did this while we're in town, right?

And I hope not a single item was purchased there.  If you want to get raped on a jersey at a stadium, you do it at home at least.

11 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

my son's teeball team, lost again. baseball is fucking stupid in the face.

Time to sign him up for ballet.  

I’ve never seen any merchandise for an opponent in the team stores at MMP. Not saying it’s never happened, but I sure don’t recall ever seeing Rangers gear for sale at our park.

I’ve been to every MLB Park, and other than a few stores that sold all team caps (like a Lids), I don’t recall seeing other team merchandise for sale at any of them.

38 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Time to sign him up for ballet.  

sign you up for ballet. 

 

and yeah, i've never seen any other merchandise sold at MMP, other than the Astros, ever. but, rangers are copying our stadium, so this is par for the course. poor sooners.

Based on our 54-108 pace, I'm already looking forward to our 2025 World Series championship! 

7 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Based on our 54-108 pace, I'm already looking forward to our 2025 World Series championship! 

I hope our high draft pick works out more like Bregman and less like Appel 

I’ve never seen any merchandise for an opponent in the team stores at MMP. Not saying it’s never happened, but I sure don’t recall ever seeing Rangers gear for sale at our park.

I’ve been to every MLB Park, and other than a few stores that sold all team caps (like a Lids), I don’t recall seeing other team merchandise for sale at any of them.
Seattle was selling our rainbow jersey back in like 2013 at Safeco. We weren't playing them because Seattle was on the road when I was there.

Four games behind Seattle who is 7-1

Boston is also dead last in their division and four games back.

Strange


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Four games behind Seattle who is 7-1

Boston is also dead last in their division and four games back.

Strange


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This opening week had been cray
2 hours ago, Mez2 said:

sign you up for ballet. 

 

and yeah, i've never seen any other merchandise sold at MMP, other than the Astros, ever. but, rangers are copying our stadium, so this is par for the course. poor sooners.

i would assume it's a proximity thing (and our recent success would mean more visiting fans).  last time we were in angels stadium watching the stros on the road, the wife decided she needed a hat, and when we asked if any of the team stores had an astros one, they looked at us like we were lost.

1 hour ago, Seasick Sailor said:

I hope our high draft pick works out more like Bregman and less like Appel 

Well, to be safe, we should draft a cripple, lowball him, then draft a stud the next year.  Even better if he's Jewish.

.227/.287/.379

Thats the Astros team triple slash line through 6 games...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

in 2017. 

It’s remarkably similar this year: .237/.310/.376. 

So they’re probably going to have one of the greatest offenses of all-time again. Long way to go.

.227/.287/.379
Thats the Astros team triple slash line
 
in 2017. 
It’s remarkably similar this year: .237/.310/.376. 
So they’re probably going to have one of the greatest offenses of all-time again. Long way to go.


Starts tonight.
They’ll put up double digits
Maybe even a baker’s dozen
1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

 


Starts tonight.
They’ll put up double digits
Maybe even a baker’s dozen

 

Of what? Double plays.

Of what? Double plays.

Smart money was on caught stealing

But seriously, Ranger starting pitching is terrible
No way they hold us down 3 straight games

four pitch walk to start the game.  oddly familiar.

wonder what happens now.

Cole looking nasty af tonight so far

Everyone relax, this offense is good for at least one run tonight.  We can play for a tie.

"look out there.  there's nothing for you to see in here, look out there."

/ump stares blankly into astros dugout

Just now, perfectchaos007 said:

"I can do whatever I want!" wow what a powertrip by the ump. He should be suspended...but he won't be.

Yeah, fuck this guy.  I bet he calls the game entirely one sided now.  Seems like that type of dickhead. 

Astros feed on directv is out so I’m watching rangers broadcast.

Broadcast after hinch ejection: “so by my calculation after those 2 ejections Steve Sparks the Astros radio broadcaster is now managing Houston”

That ump had a poster of Angel Hernandez on his wall growing up.

That one call plus the no strike call...just wow. The ump behind the plate was poor last night too.

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