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Texas Football 2025 Fall Camp - Kicking the Sonofabitch In
Vito Andolini replied to closetojumping's topic in Football
Johnathan Gray was never the same after carrying the ball 8 million times at Aledo. -
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That’s basically what Ed has always done. His line is “I want to look like I won the lottery 20 years ago.” His orange Diablo sold yesterday for $400K. He also got in trouble with campus police where he did those donuts, and now has to go find a pressure washer. 😂 Here’s one for you
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8/1, it’s time for the Hatch Chile thread
Jerry Callo replied to MirrOlure's topic in Food and Travel
I'd love to be the guy at HEB that comes up with all the crap they can put hatch chiles into. What about in a cookie, no one would eat that, right? wrong. Ice cream, pudding, coffee, beer . . . They should try to put some in toothpaste - I bet they sell the hell out of that. -
Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Bevo14 replied to texifornia's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
Narrator: It was just a cat. -
Papers, please. Surly thread of deportation cruelty dominance
Js1 replied to Captainant's topic in Daily Texan
Hey be fair The homeless people get to kill some people too. They are dangerous! It's why nobody goes into the cities anymore; gotta stay in my beautiful, safe suburb -
We are staying in Louisville and then have car svc to game. Super excited about this one. Can’t wait to hit some distilleries.
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They have paid a lot of money recently for Canady (softball / NCAA runner up), Toppin (Elite 8 and near Final Four berth) and now football. Glasco and McCasland though lap the coaching field with McDUI, so it remains to be seen if they can translate all the recruiting/portal success in football to wins. That conference will eat you up with the parity.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
utee94 replied to texifornia's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
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You can only watch movies of a single year the rest of your life.
atomheartbevo replied to UTGrad98's topic in Movies and TV
Armybrat's son posts here? -
I had that same thought too. I was like, yep, that looks exactly like the DFW international terminal. I think Peggy said they had a layover in AMS
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I know I’m getting older as I stepped out on the back porch and was immediately stung in the back of the neck by some kind of winged creature. Grabbed the spray, found a hive and sprayed the fuckers. Upon going inside I sat down, didn’t feel good and proceeded to pass out from an adrenaline dump from fighting for my life against the winged fucks. Ambulance was called. Wife freaked out. Had to spend 250 on an EpiPen bc my wife is terrified even though it wasn’t an allergic reaction. /coolstorybro.
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Sounds like he's got a good handle on the situation
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Texas Football 2025 Fall Camp - Kicking the Sonofabitch In
Huckleberry replied to closetojumping's topic in Football
As the doctor said, just playing nonstop all year causes issues. Plus while there are pitch count rules they are routinely not enforced and the kids playing in multiple organizations and multiple sanctioning bodies (e.g., playing LL and PG) certainly don't always keep one organization updated on what they threw for the other one. -
Kentucky is know for bourbon, horses and hillbilly hijinx which is two thirds of the fuel that drives Aussies. So, invariably.
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Because I'm my uncle's legal and medical power of attorney and he is not capable of handling bills, etc. so I'm having to take that over right now, and because I'm organizing some fundraising and sports stuff for my daughter's school, and so I'm getting all kinds of legitimate calls. These spam calls are phone calls from the Austin area. But as soon as I get that SE Asian voice, it's "DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT TO DISCUSS OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST? THANK YOU BROTHER OR SISTER ABOUT YOUR CONCERN FOR MY HEALTH CARE, BUT I'M MORE WORRIED ABOUT YOUR SOUL CARE, WHAT DID YOU SAY YOUR NAME WAS AGAIN?" I'm trying to figure out if I can get one of the online AI's to respond to one of these phone calls. Kind of an automated version of the old flash soundboards from 20 years ago. I got 8 of these calls this morning, which is fucking nuts. Thankfully they aren't leaving voicemails.
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That’s what I was thinking. Do some banding. I like your idea. That way everyone is scrambling for position, AND the guys that performed all year end up with a slight advantage.
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Texas Football 2025 Fall Camp - Kicking the Sonofabitch In
Eggo replied to closetojumping's topic in Football
Johnathan Gray was never the same after tearing both Achilleseses -
Non-Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Hide the Money, There's Poor People Around
Scholz replied to texifornia's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
Here for the Jawja melt -
And yet again, surly provides!
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22% of men (incl. Kevin) don't realize that a chimp would fucking wreck them
nnm replied to Prepuce of Doom's topic in Lulz
Kinda like Aggie fans' approach to their QBs. -
But then there’s the current national champion, Ohio State. Sometimes you eat the bear. Sometimes, the bear eats you.
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Fucking Purple Margaritas. Many a night went sideways before it started on old barton springs road. Or by the airport.
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
hornmpa96 replied to Horn Dog's topic in Cloak Room
Bacon is retiring. -
Interesting that they are doing four weeks in London. Their joint is only closed here for a couple weeks.
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