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14 minutes ago, Angry Gorilla said:

The fitness freak moniker isn't holding up

The lump seems to be working out more than the rest of the body

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2 hours ago, Chooky said:

Something something Mayor Adler.

Tits.

 

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I keep imagining that guy behind them is actually holding a sword, and beheads her immediately after the pic.  

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2 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

I keep imagining that guy behind them is actually holding a sword, and beheads her immediately after the pic.  

If that guy was homeless, there's a real chance. 

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3 hours ago, Bullneck said:

If you read her website she and fitlump are kindred souls.  

I'll believe you when you can show pictures of her tits, and a comment that basically says why not it isn't like she going to run for public office.

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14 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

I keep imagining that guy behind them is actually holding a sword, and beheads her immediately after the pic.  

@Mitch Cumsteen

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1 hour ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

that blond has an absurdly massive box...fucking hell i bet it smells like dumpster juice.

Yeah. Dee Snider has not aged well. 

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3 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

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Why do I hear that name in Forrest Gumps voice?   Jennay!!!!

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5 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

that blond has an absurdly massive box...fucking hell i bet it smells like dumpster juice.

Those are containment/shaping work out pants. See the ridge along her hips?

That garment was designed to hold a fupa in check. 

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13 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Those are containment/shaping work out pants.

As an Engineer, it's impressive.

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On 3/4/2020 at 7:41 PM, MissingInAction said:

Those are containment/shaping work out pants. See the ridge along her hips?

That garment was designed to hold a fupa in check. 

Poof!  Like an opened can of biscuits. 

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On 3/4/2020 at 1:35 PM, Kyrie Eleison said:

that blond has an absurdly massive box...fucking hell i bet it smells like dumpster juice.

Ive been sharing this with everyone I know without context.

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On 3/4/2020 at 1:35 PM, Kyrie Eleison said:

that blond has an absurdly massive box...fucking hell i bet it smells like dumpster juice.

That qualifies as a maw.  

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1 hour ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Doesn't lump work at an elderly care center?

 

Lump sat alone in a boggy marsh, totally emotionless except for her heart.

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On 3/3/2020 at 3:50 PM, Chooky said:

Something something Mayor Adler.

Tits.

 

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I'm wondering what Charles Bronson is going to do with the lead pipe.

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14 minutes ago, Tasking Monkey said:

I'm wondering what Charles Bronson is going to do with the lead pipe.

When I made the sword comment before, I totally was thinking the dude looked like he had a bronson hat on. 

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Any recent pics of her and her husband on twitter? She hasn't posted anything about him in nearly 6 months but before that it was constant. Did he figure her out?

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6 hours ago, Wally Fairway said:

Seriously, who doesn't expect her to contract the virus and be the epicenter of some outbreak because she goes out in public?

Well, disaster scientists are usually the first impacted.

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On 3/19/2020 at 5:57 PM, G650 said:

So according to her Twitters, Fatlump got laid off.

So she's going to have even more time to be an annoying, self-centered bitch on social media?

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On 3/20/2020 at 7:13 AM, Wally Fairway said:

Seriously, who doesn't expect her to contract the virus and be the epicenter of some outbreak because she goes out in public?

She probably already is host to enough creepy cooties that COVID-19 stays the f away.

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On 3/20/2020 at 7:13 AM, Wally Fairway said:

Seriously, who doesn't expect her to contract the virus and be the epicenter of some outbreak because she goes out in public?

I expect her to *contract* the virus because attention

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