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  1. 24 points
  2. I got stuck at Cedar Door, and am hanging with some obviously horny woman whose husband abandoned her.
    22 points
  3. Well, congratulations on fucking Carol up, you moronic pieces of shit.
    17 points
  4. Learn to Fly is pretty good. I heard it was inspired by a threesome their drummer had in Cabo with some married chick and her friend.
    15 points
  5. 229 passed it’s headed to abbott’s desk. Counter measures activated. One less dem voter in Texas next go round. Oh well. It was a nice run for 49 years. Hook em and uh … God Bless California? Colorado? New Mexico? We’ll see.
    15 points
  6. It's amazing that aggy can somehow always manage to hire a bigger f'n dipshit for AD than the last guy. Couple of more cycles and their AD is going to show up to the SEC meetings wearing nothing but a helmet and a diaper.
    15 points
  7. Alaska being left out in the cold And how did the people of cordova alaska vote? You wanted trump. You got him. 24% turnout? Nice work, cordovians Those $9.20 eggs are gonna be viewed as a bargain once those socialist subsidies from the lower 48 dry up.
    14 points
  8. poona ford is the toughest guy that jason kelce had to face, according to kelce:
    14 points
  9. I I haven't set foot in a Target, Walmart, Whole Foods, Home Depot or ordered anything from Amazon since last summer.
    13 points
  10. This. And I gotta tell you, as something of a BBQ fan (see username), I've been around and experienced Texas BBQ for decades now. Including back in the era when most readily available barbecue was decidedly mediocre (think little roadside joints good for chopped beef sandwiches, or urban places that were chains like Luther's, local joints like Bert's, or even small town outfits that were decidedly meh). There were a handful of "classic, great" joints. The Lockhart places, Louie Mueller's, Cotten's, Luling City Market, etc. And yes, Snow's (kicking myself for not going back when a client in Lexington told me I needed to come visit one Saturday for barbecue, back when it was still a local secret). It was a big deal to go to one, like a special road trip from town, or you stopped at one when you happened to be heading that way to go fishing or somesuch. We loved 'em, and going was a treat. Read "Legends of Texas Barbecue" to get a feel for what I'm talking about. Then, the "craft barbecue" movement kicked off. It largely overlapped with the birth of internet food discussions and reviews. John Mueller opened his place on Manor Road. Got lots of buzz and attention. Then Aaron opened his trailer, and a focus on a real "perfectionist," refined approach to smoking traditional Texas barbecue kicked in. And this movement has produced some AMAZING food. I love it. I can get world-class, make you change religion barbecue at a dozen places in Austin alone now. But fucking hell and goddammit. In a quest to out-barbecue-snob each other, everyone is disdainfully looking down on places that are, and remain, glorious cathedrals of deliciousness. Fuck that shit. I've had plenty of high-end, "new gourmet" brisket from many of the places on the TX Monthly list. And I have to tell you, give me a top-end bite of brisket from 20 of those places, side-by-side, and I would be hard-pressed to tell you the difference. They are ALL amazing. Sure, any place can have an off day, etc. But bottom line, we live in a world where you can get 10-out of-10 quality barbecue at dozens of places. And people are arguing whether it's really a 10, or is it a 9.98? What the fucking fuck? We're entering the "that supermodel has pointy knees, would not bang" territory of barbecue discussion. It's fucking stupid. It's barbecue bro snob culture, and it's fucking stupid and annoying. And it's killing what we love. You know who DOESN'T engage in that bullshit? A guy who has literally made Texas barbecue his passion and career, Daniel Vaughn. He genuinely appreciates the embarrassment of riches we now have. And he's not denigrating any place by putting it in the 11-50 category. The bottom line is that, aside from a unique twist here and there (egyptian style seasonings, or brisket fried rice), every one of these places is making barbecue that would have been the best barbecue you've ever tasted 25 years ago. I'm brisketexan, and I love good barbecue, and I appreciate the fine folks who make good barbecue, which can now be found all over the state. And I think that people who take this shit so seriously that they feel the need to "out craft-bbq-bro" people in their snobbery fucking suck, are missing the entire point, and are fucking up the barbecue experience for the rest of us. Lighten the fuck up, don't take it - and yourself - so fucking seriously. And if you ever say anything about Tootsie and Snows that isn't along the lines of "it and she are a Texas treasure, and we're all fortunate to have them around to experience," you should probably re-examine your life.
    13 points
  11. Wordle 1,439 3/6* πŸŸ¨β¬›πŸŸ¨πŸŸ¨β¬› πŸŸ¨πŸŸ¨πŸŸ©β¬›β¬› 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #717 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦πŸŸͺ🟦 🟦πŸŸͺ🟦🟦 🟦🟦πŸŸͺ🟦 🟦🟦πŸŸͺ🟦 I swear I guessed the right ones in Blue. Whatever… πŸ™‚ Daily Quordle 1220 7️⃣6️⃣ 8️⃣4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟨 🟨🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
    13 points
  12. Treaty Oak is hosting book club this week and hit the Franzia hard.
    12 points
  13. Need a reverse video of him jumping out of the pool and putting his shirt back on.
    12 points
  14. Wordle 1,439 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
    12 points
  15. Pic sent over from my son by the Meuller area
    11 points
  16. "Harvard has been a disaster." - the stupidest motherfucker in the country
    11 points
  17. Yeah I’ve been working on summoning lightning. ⚑️ Lake drownings are boring af. Summoning severe weather = fear and respect ✊ πŸ˜ƒ
    11 points
  18. Wordle 1,439 3/6 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 πŸ™‚ Daily Quordle 1220 6️⃣5️⃣ 7️⃣4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
    11 points
  19. Wordle 1,439 4/6 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟩🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
    11 points
  20. Wordle 1,439 3/6 β¬›πŸŸ¨πŸŸ¨β¬›β¬› β¬›πŸŸ©πŸŸ¨πŸŸ©πŸŸ¨ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #717 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 πŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺ πŸ™‚ Daily Quordle 1220 7️⃣4️⃣ 6️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
    11 points
  21. Wordle 1,439 3/6 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #1223 (28.05.2025) 1/6 (100%) πŸ”₯ Current Streak: 17 days πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŽ‰ πŸ§­β­πŸš©πŸ—ΏπŸ“œπŸ›‘οΈπŸ”€πŸ‘«πŸͺ™ https://worldle.teuteuf.fr/share πŸ™‚ Daily Quordle 1220 4️⃣6️⃣ 5️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟨⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #travle #896 +0 (Perfect) βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ… https://travle.earth Connections Puzzle #717 🟩🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦πŸŸͺ🟦 🟦πŸŸͺ🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦πŸŸͺπŸŸͺ🟦
    11 points
  22. Wordle 1,439 3/6 🟨🟩🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
    11 points
  23. Wordle 1,439 3/6 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
    11 points
  24. Wordle 1,439 4/6 πŸŸ¨πŸŸ¨β¬›β¬›β¬› β¬›πŸŸ¨πŸŸ¨β¬›β¬› β¬›πŸŸ¨πŸŸ¨πŸŸ¨πŸŸ¨ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 πŸ™‚ Daily Quordle 1220 4️⃣5️⃣ 7️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
    11 points
  25. Wordle 1,439 3/6* πŸŸ¨β¬›πŸŸ¨β¬›β¬› β¬›πŸŸ©πŸŸ¨πŸŸ¨β¬› 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #717 πŸŸͺ🟦πŸŸͺπŸŸͺ 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦πŸŸͺ🟦🟦 🟦🟦🟦🟦 πŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺ
    11 points
  26. Wordle 1,439 3/6 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
    11 points
  27. Wordle 1,439 3/6* 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 πŸ™‚ Daily Quordle 1220 5️⃣4️⃣ 8️⃣πŸŸ₯ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟨🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩
    11 points
  28. Talk about overrated, both vocals and looks. Gwen Stefani is the Jeff Fisher of rock stars.
    10 points
  29. About that. He really doesn’t like that term.
    10 points
  30. I am preemptively outraged at the lacing coordinator.
    10 points
  31. Anyone that's played in a 250' softball tourney is familiar with this setup.
    9 points
  32. Just to go back to the stupid Ohio State argument that Texas is scared to play in the Horseshoe! At night! Because more articles came up on my feed this morning, especially after Del Conte addressed it at the SEC meetings yesterday. A few points: 1) Ohio State/Big Ten agreeing to the massive television contract with Fox, CBS, and NBC is the principal issue here. Not Texas. They love to crow about how much bigger their contract is compared to everyone else. Well, the golden rule applies, boys. He who owns the gold makes the rules. Welcome to noon kickoffs, Buckeyes. Don't like it? Too bad. You signed the dotted line. No one forced you. You're the sacrificial lamb for the rest of the conference because you're the biggest draw, especially when Michigan has a down season. Tough titties. 2) Ohio State fans and Texas haters, plus click bait artists, love to project fear on Texas for not wanting to play in The Horseshoe! At night! But that's not it at all. If Ohio State was playing almost any other program, they'd readily move the game to Sunday night. Why? Because nearly every program in the country is desperate for more exposure, and would sell out living relatives to garner an exclusive prime time nationally broadcast window on a Sunday night. Forget about the consequences. But Texas doesn't need prime time exposure. We'll get plenty of prime time games this year, because we're Texas, and we're not saddled with an albatross of a television agreement with Fox like we were in the Big 12. Sucks to be you! What people are enjoying ascribing to fear, is actually arrogance. Ohio State is desperate for a prime time game at home. Texas is not desperate for prime time exposure. We don't need it. We don't have any reason to move the game to Sunday. It creates issues further down the line. So what if San Jose State is not the most fearsome opponent on the schedule. Sarkisian wants to establish the season's rhythms as soon as possible. It doesn't matter how much of a difference it makes on the win/loss schedule. Our program priority is winning a national championship. Moving the opening game to Sunday night puts us further from that goal, regardless of how much impact it has. It has some impact. How much is hypothetical, but it's also entirely unnecessary. I remember years when that wasn't the case. When the athletic department would schedule games with Hawaii simply to have an excuse to take the entire athletic department on a paid trip for them and their families, never mind the negative impact it would have on the players and team. One of the best moves Mack Brown made early on was to cancel that silly boondoggle. He got the same kind of grief about Texas being scared to play a Hawaii team that was going to be terrible after losing their entire roster. Ohio State is going to be good. They're literally always good. They don't really have down years or bad coaching hires the way everyone else does. But there's no incentive for Texas to do the Ohio State fan base any favors. "Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part." Sort your shit out with Fox. That's not our problem.
    9 points
  33. You're impressed by the virtue signaling on social media? Credit his agent. Guarantee that is 100% on him, not Johntay. MAYBE he has truly turned it around. But we are far from knowing.
    9 points
  34. Well Gus is hospitalized at the vet with Parvo. He's had his 1st shot when we got him but apparently all the rain brings the virus to the surface and makes it easier to catch. He was throwing up last night and into the early AM hours so we got him in. He's going to be there about a week and it's touch and go. My wife and I and our 2 kids are a mess. We've had him for 5 days and our house feels empty without him.
    9 points
  35. Saw them at Emo's in 2005.
    9 points
  36. Whoa, sir, you guys don't get to manipulate the market down 15%, then manipulate it back up 10%, and call it a 10% gain. I'm using round numbers here, but that's pretty much what has happened since the initial "Trump Bump, i.e. corporations realized their taxes weren't going up." Also, the consumer confidence was the highest monthly gain in 4 years, not the highest level it's been at in 4 years. It is still below where it was last fall when a different president was in office. And, as with stocks, the only reason it had room to surge so much is because your boy tanked it in the first place. You don't get to break things, put them back together kinda, then claim massive improvements from the valley that you idiots created. What absolute horseshit.
    9 points
  37. Poors, browns, people with actual claims of innocence or unjust sentences.
    9 points
  38. I was wondering why Johntay Cook was suddenly on everyone’s lips typing fingers and instead find 65 year old dudes white knighting for Taylor Fucking Swift. What in the fuck.
    8 points
  39. Bought Luna a new bed, but it didnt have her stench on it so she said fuck that bed. I put her old bed on top of the new so now shes princess pea with her boojie ass.
    8 points
  40. Oh he’s going to hate this and I love it
    8 points
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