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  1. Something, something, derangement syndrom?
    37 points
  2. So, I took one for the team and actually read that stupid AF article on Sydney Sweeney's tits. For all of you, and for science. And it's as fucking dumb as you'd imagine. Also, you're all welcome because it's one of the better distractions, you cheese punning fucks. Fun Fact, I actually learned this next small bit of preamble during a class at UT. Generally speaking, one common facet of the female attractiveness is the ratio of a woman's different attributes. Chest to Waist, Wasit to Hip, Body Shape, etc. It's called the Golden Ratio, and it's math. It's like 1.6 or something. In class the data shared was that playboy playmate measurements were compared over the last 75 years or some such, and while the weight, shape, and measurements always changed over time, the ratio basically was a constant through the decades. Why is that important in regards to Sydney Sweeney's amazing, amazing tits? Because outside of the obvious, that stupid fucking article citied literally aggregate measurements from the lingerie industry that said that the average female breast size is 34 or 36DD. That's right, the gold standard we all grew up with for MASSIVE HOLY SHIT TITS is apparently the national average. How can that be? Because included in that statistic was every fucking disgusting fatbody that most of America deems completely unfuckable, to the point of being invisible except to give me passing feelings of disgust at pretty much every public space I occupy. From my 600 lb life, to just the morbidly obese, to the people who shop at Wal Mart, to just the simple pear shaped lady, it's all included in that average. So you see guys, her boobs aren't THAT big because America is super super fat, and fat women's massive tit's count too. That's it. That's the article. Who're you going to believe, guys, you're lying eyes or an article that was ghost written by Vic Mackey or jealous ass Jabette the Hutt?
    28 points
  3. racist sack of shit. bye.
    24 points
  4. 22 points
  5. We can assume that Texas isn't done at multiple spots, including Edge/DE. The OTF guys have been pretty clear on Kreul. If Texas wants him, they can get him. Texas doesn't mind the notion of adding a "specialist" if the player has an elite skill. There is debate about whether Kreul's pass rushing skillset can be truly elite at the P4 level. That recruitment, whether Texas goes all-in on landing Kreul or not, will not impact their efforts for Henderson. The changes to the House settlement confirmed where we thought the NIL world was headed, and to Texas as well. We think we're seeing angst with the Georgia folks? There's a good shot SEC Rant goes up in fucking flames in the future as the mouthbreathing natives wail and gnash teeth. Or tooth, depending upon which coonass clown is posting, I guess. Regarding Georgia, part of the hilarity in their meltdowns is that they've offered more to the 2026 cycle of recruits, and committed more capital for their 30+ signees, than any other school. Their $9.95ers absolutely know this. Their posters are either willfully oblivious or simply laughable hypocrites regarding same. Now, if Texas gets into another feeding frenzy and lands 28-30 guys, that tidbit might not hold up. I kind of expect things to land there, personally.
    21 points
  6. The lesson there is "be cautiously skeptical of all your media sources" not "find someone entertaining who you agree with on YouTube and believe whatever they tell you."
    21 points
  7. Wow y’all are really going to politicize a whites only community in DT? Disgusting
    20 points
  8. This has been by far the best offseason since the 2000s. And while there have been any number of reasons for it, Georgia nation losing their collective minds this past week is helping immensely to what had already been awesome sauce. The message boards are aflame with accusations. I've watched Mike Griffith lose his mind on Dawgnation as well as the Paul Finebaum show. "Of course Texas gets a bye week before they play Georgia. Of course they do." We caused Film Guy to go into an existential crisis regarding his offseason podcasts. "We cultivated a relationship with Tyler Atkinson since he was in the 8th grade. Do relationships even matter any more? What's the point of covering recruiting if it's all going to be transactional? Derrick Cooper didn't even visit Texas. The thing that really bothers me is the lack of transparency. Sarkisian up there flat out lying about we don't lead with NIL..." "...what do you guys think? What should the channel cover during the offseason since there's no point in talking about recruiting? This is the lifeblood of college football, but I'm seeing that people aren't going to even follow recruiting if this is what it's come down to." I'm paraphrasing here. Some guy named Coach Hayes brings up the clip of Mukuba hitting Stockton down near the goal line in the SEC championship game, playing in slow motion over and over again, saying this is what Texas teaches these kids. So many of the Georgia talking heads taking exception to Texas Longhorn fans arrogance on different social media outlets. Keep up the good work, everyone! And this is after we lost to them twice. Think what's going to happen to those poor souls when we put up a win streak against them. It's going to be Nebraska the sequel. I always said the SEC fan bases think Alabama fans are arrogant. They are only getting a taste so far. We are easily going to be the most hated program in the conference very quickly. As it should be.
    18 points
  9. Counter point: Stairs
    16 points
  10. She ran a leftist, Trump-hating website before she realized she could be more famous as a right-wing personality. Everything that comes out of that woman's mouth can be boiled down to an incessant desire for attention, whatever the cost. She has no core beliefs, no moral compass, merely a never-ending search for more clicks. The only reason she is a "success" is because people like you exist.
    16 points
  11. your guy, along with the entire GOP, baselessly accused millions of Democrats of conspiring to rig the vote and steal the election. Then, he spent months with attorneys game-planning how to steal the election DESPTIE BEING TOLD THAT HE HAD LOST. Then, his supporters - urged on by him - stormed the capital in an effort to illegally install him as president. You can get all the way fucked, my dude.
    16 points
  12. See, this is what you can really do when you have fuck you money. You re-open restaurants from your childhood and you light your network and sitting president on fire.
    16 points
  13. As bad as "mainstream media" is, the much bigger problem is people like you explicitly trusting shitbags like Candace Owen on self-produced, self-moderated "media" like the above.
    16 points
  14. If this is "some of the funniest shit you have ever seen" then, for the sake of the gene pool, please do not reproduce.
    16 points
  15. I like the spirit. Some thoughts on a few of them: -Lott - He's getting DK Moore money, but he's not on that level. Does Texas come back and match anyway, like they did with Moore? Given the less than stellar buzz around initial returns for the 3 WRs Texas just signed to big paydays, that dampens the likelihood. "It's early!" I know, just passing stuff on. -Benjamin - Texas is matching whatever he's offered. He'd be the best skill guy in a class with multiple excellent skill guys. He could be the next Tyrann Mathieu or Earl Thomas. Returns punts like a witch, same for INTs, and makes plays all over the field and can see the future. Of every player still on the board in some form, he's the one I would most like to see Texas land. -Henderson - I view him as a far more likely flip than Lott. -Finley - You didn't mention him, but he's another. Texas wasn't that far away from ND's final offer. Jermichael Finley being a buffoon in the process didn't help. It's still one to keep in the back of your mind simply because they like the player a lot and the numbers could move. -Lee - Ultimately deciding to take Ojo at his word could kill this even with everything between Texas and Michigan being really similar. They need to get him back on campus. -USC Commits - The big issue here is that Riley's buyout is massive, allegedly. Someone mentioned to me that it mirrors Fisher's, and that's from agent connections. If that is the case, it is way cheaper to commit money to get Riley the players he's claiming he has to have in order to win and hope that he's right. Will he be? Apparently, across the 85 man roster, scouts feel like USC has like 10 quality NFL prospects. That isn't going to get it done if those folks are correct. -As to other Georgia commits/targets, Georgia gets religion around an ask above $300k, and then they're really pious and pointing fingers. Texas could absolutely do more damage there if it makes sense with their view of the player. Part of why everyone else in that area ignored several of the GA guys ATM landed is because ATM went in big early and then wound up negotiating with itself. Multiple schools just bowed out really early because they didn't have the players at the top of their board in the first place, and ATM is going to be paying them like they're top 5 guys in the country. -Florida went crazy with $1M+ for Guervil. That's just a barrier for countering as of last month.
    15 points
  16. Here's my thing. Other than OU, and maybe A&M, we're constantly eliciting a stronger reaction from other fan bases than we reciprocate. And even A&M for many of us it's tough to take them seriously as a rivalry. If I could choose one program to make really hate us and circle us on the calendar every year, it would be Alabama, because they're Alabama. But the truth is Alabama is the Texas of the SEC. Everyone hates their guts. Everyone thinks of them as their biggest rival at different times. Alabama only has so much bandwidth for rivalries. Also, Alabama is in a transition where they're scared to death they're going back to the Perkins/Curry/Dubose/Franchione/Price (hahahaha!)/Shula era, with a little Stallings sprinkled in, who resigned under some pressure. They are in a bit of a confidence crisis at the moment. They're also concerned they don't have the juice to compete with the Texas' of the world in terms of NIL. Georgia has a bit of A&M in them in the sense they don't have a history of being top dog. They're the flagship program in their state, but they've never been top dog in the SEC until recently. They want the last 5 years to go on forever, and here Texas is coming in interrupting things. When I compare it to Nebraska, I think of how Texas fans didn't really get how much Nebraska fans hate us. I think most of us on this board do, because we're message board junkies and so we've seen it over the years. But the average Nebraska fan is well aware of how much they collectively hate Texas. Even people who were too young to be Nebraska fans when the two programs played in the 2000s. It's passed down generationally, to the extent Texas is completely and utterly blamed for their downfall. Something similar is true for Arkansas. We collectively don't really care about Arkansas. They're not really on our radar. Whatever "rivalry" there is, is mostly because it's shoved down our throats that there's a rivalry there, so we kind of shrug our shoulders and go, "okay, I guess there's a rivalry." Arkansas fans don't have to do that. They know their hate for Texas is in their DNA, passed down through the womb from one generation to the next. We just don't get that intensity. Is that possible with Georgia? I don't know. I hope so. I hope Texas puts together a string of wins against Georgia. I hope they have a bit of a downturn in overall talent, and that talent dropoff is blamed solely on Texas. At the end of the day as long as they have Kirby Smart and Smart is dialed in as far as being a college head football coach, I feel like they're going to be fine. He's going to figure out a way to win because that's how he's built, regardless of whatever limitations are put on him. But he's not going to be able to win the same way he did the last 5 years. It's a lot more expensive now, and it's uncertain whether Georgia has the overall resources necessary. You can tell he's angry about that, and the Georgia fans and talking heads are responding in kind. And for Smart and therefore the Georgia nation the boogeyman is Texas. I just know having Georgia hate us is waaaaaaaay more fun than having Texas Tech, Baylor, TCU, and the other little sisters of the poor in the Big 12 hate us. They have a bigger fan base, it's way more passionate and active, they're the flagship school of their state with a lot of resources at their disposal, and they have a lot of recent success. But I view them much the way I viewed Nebraska. It's hilarious to watch them hate us, but I don't think I reciprocate the hate. I just find it all very amusing. I'll also say if you haven't spent time in Georgia, it's easy to underestimate how rural that state really is. There's a reason people from the capital say, "Oh, I'm not from Georgia. I'm from Atlanta." There can be a big difference. I'm with you on the trailer trash part. But that's the SEC for you for the most part.
    15 points
  17. 2025 Freshman Class | What to Expect (Thursday AM) - CJ Vogel
    15 points
  18. Nothing is more American than having the freedom to mock the president. Matt and Trey, true Americans, exercising that freedom.
    15 points
  19. You are the stupidest person alive. Smash your fingers with a hammer so we don't have to read your shit posts anymore.
    15 points
  20. Biden didn't do it because in the United States of America as it was once known, the government did not release criminal investigation materials except by indicting and trying targets of the investigation. Full stop. That's why the judges aren't going to release any grand jury materials. This is the way we've always done it. For better or worse, Joseph Robinette Biden followed the rules and norms of the United States of America. Releasing criminal investigation materials outside the context of a criminal trial was a non-starter for Biden and 44 of his predecessors. Dotard Jackleg Trump has no respect for the United States of America, its institutions, rules, and norms. He was always going to do this to curry favor with the QAnon MAGAts, that is, for political advantage, for himself, as usual. Until he figured out the shit was going to splash on him at least as much as anyone else.
    15 points
  21. A few stats I pulled regarding summer recruiting. This is all from 247's database. Could be off +/- a guy here or there, but it's probably in the right ballpark. In 2024, we had 41 guys OV during the two June weekends. That doesn't count a random guy that visited by himself in early June or the punter. It does count Ty'Anthony Smith, who visited midweek between the two weekends. 19 of our eventual 21 signees (again not counting the punter, but counting Smith) came from those two OV weekends (90%). 19 commits out of 41 June OVs is a close rate of 46%. The two additional signees OV'ed in December (Filsaime) and January (Butler) 12 of the 19 (63%) had committed to Texas by August 1. This includes Trey Owens, who had committed before June OVs 2 players committed elsewhere following OVs before eventually flipping to Texas (Wardell Mack/Florida and Smith/aggy). 2 players initially committed to Texas following June OVs but eventually flipped to someone else (Aeryn Hampton/Bama, D'Antre Robinson/Florida). In 2025, we had 42 guys OV during three June weekends. That counts 3 guys that visited midweek between those weekends. 21 of our eventual 25 signees came from those June visits (84%). 21 commits out of 42 June OVs is a close rate of 50%. The four additional signees OV'ed in October (Williams [after committing in August] and Justus Terry) and November (Littleton and Hicks [after committing in September]). 14 of the 21 (67%) had committed to Texas by August 1. This includes 9 guys that committed before OVs started. This also includes Josiah Sharma, who committed to Oregon following OVs, but flipped to Texas in late July. This does NOT include Kade Phillips, who committed to Texas in July, flipped to LSU in August, then flipped back to Texas in December. 3 players committed elsewhere following OVs but eventually flipped to Texas (McCutcheon/FSU, Charles/FSU, and Sharma/Oregon) 3 players initially committed to Texas following June OVs but eventually flipped elsewhere (Mills/Washington, Brandon Brown/LSU, and Phllips). For 2026, we had 41 non-specialists OV during three June weekends. 18 of our 19 current commitments as I type this visited during June OVs. Derrek Cooper has not OV'ed yet. 18 out of 41 is a close rate of 44%. 3 June visitors remain uncommitted as I type: Davon Benjamin, Jake Kreul, and Keawe Brown. It does not seem like Brown is a take for Texas at this time. Obviously, all 18 of those have committed before August 1. 6 players were committed before OVs started (Dia Bell has been committed for a fucking year already) In past years, we had a couple early commits that never made June OV with everyone else. I'm assuming those guys were cut loose. Interestingly, all of our pre-June commits made OVs this year. Already 1 player that committed elsewhere following OVs has flipped to Texas (James Johnson, Georgia) As you can see, despite a rough start to July, we are tracking very closely so far with the 2024 and 2025 cycles. Personally I was mildly surprised to find that, because the string of recent losses made things seem worse than they are. Based on the two previous years' of data, I think we can make some inferences about how the rest of the cycle will play out: We will stay competitive with Benjamin and Kreul We will probably lose 1-2 guys from the current class that aren't a big deal (i.e., cut them loose) We may lose 1-2 guys that we don't want to lose We will probably flip 1-2 players that OV'ed in June but are currently committed elsewhere (Malakai Lee, please) We will bring in a handful of guys for OVs in the fall and have a good hit rate with them.
    14 points
  22. Oh they mad. Well done Trey and Matt “The Left’s hypocrisy truly has no end – for years they have come after ‘South Park’ for what they labeled as ‘offense’ content, but suddenly they are praising the show,” White House spokesperson Taylor Rogers said in a statement to Variety. Just like the creators of ‘South Park,’ the Left has no authentic or original content, which is why their popularity continues to hit record lows.” “This show hasn’t been relevant for over 20 years and is hanging on by a thread with uninspired ideas in a desperate attempt for attention,” the statement continued. “President Trump has delivered on more promises in just six months than any other president in our country’s history – and no fourth-rate show can derail President Trump’s hot streak.”
    14 points
  23. Accuse hot chicks of being dudes. Wait for proof Profit
    14 points
  24. Dave Campbell's Texas Football just released their first-ever fold-out cover:
    14 points
  25. Here it is lol (nsfw) ssstwitter.com_1753365875240.mp4
    13 points
  26. Yeah, ummm...... Seriously. A position that ends up being "don't trust Reuters, trust Candace Owens, who has no qualifications to talk about....anything" could not capture any better how fucked we are as a species.
    13 points
  27. these anti-woke fuckers have no idea, I took not one single gender studies class, not one single feminism in America class, not one single queer history class and look how I turned out. ha.
    12 points
  28. Candace Owens, Jason Whitlock and The Hodgetwins are all the same. They had opposite views in the past that were well documented, all are black. They saw an opportunity as you mentioned to flip sides. The white, right-wing population all wants a black voice they can point to and justify some of their viewpoints with "hey, a black person agrees has my same views, so no way I can be racist/prejudiced!" All of them bash the black community. I'd imagine all are laughing behind the scenes at how easy it is to manipulate their target population. Not even sure how much of what they spew they even believe. Most people don't just up and change their entire belief system, but all of these did for a common reason.
    12 points
  29. I want to get Kreul for the OU tears and so I can post this video to all my Tech aquaintances:
    12 points
  30. Glad to see the moderation of DT is such an even handed tight ship. I was given a vacation for connecting policy and politics to a news story and I should have just linked to Charlie Kirk or Ben Shapiro. I totally get it now.
    12 points
  31. Them: Hulk hogan died! Me:
    12 points
  32. Good grief quit being a moron and embarrassing yourself. Reuters is a highly respected news outlet and you are taking up the cause for a nut job.
    12 points
  33. Rumors are that 3 minutes are missing from the tape.
    11 points
  34. Portal additions: Predictions and expectations entering fall camp (Thur. 7:48 am CST) - Gerry DL: Maraad Wilson should starts/play starter snaps. Texas' staff loves him. Getting this dude for two seasons is huge. Absolute portal win. Brevard is also a key addition and will be a 0 tech. Expected to play a ton. Shaw will play, but there are still questions surrounding his health and ability post so many injuries. Fall camp will be telling. Kanu and Johnson will provide solid depth. Awesome to have three transfers on the d-line with multiple years remaining. Offensive Skill Weapons: Endries "has been much better than expected" and the expectations were already high. We may be looking at a David Thomas-type impact; dare I say, even greater? If the Kool-Aid the 9.95ers have coursing through their veins is legit (this is an obvious, "gird one's loins" type of situation), Endries is set to possibly have the best season in Texas Football history for a TE. For reference, Thomas caught 50 balls for 613 yards (47.2/game) and 5 TDs in 2005. Maybe it's just me and his performance in the USC game (10 for 88 yards), but it seemed like was more that year. Anyways, what a beautiful option for Manning in his first year as a starter. Fuck it, he breaks Thomas' single-season marks and goes on the win the Mackey. This is Surly and it's the off season. Proclamations of grandeur is what we do. Did I mention he has two seasons to play... I may need to go clean myself up. Mosley has also enchubbened the staff. "Two more years, then off to the NFL." Hmmm, I'm sensing a theme with this year's portal class. Impact LB: Spence "will start, or play starter snaps at linebacker with the ability to play off the edge as a pass rusher." And, you guessed it, could play two more years but is viewed as a true NFL prospect after this upcoming season. Specialists: Shipley "just needs consistency from both hash marks and in game deciding situations." Well, I'm triggered now. He's 31-35 in his career with a long of 60 yards. Bouwmeester is an impact punter, "potential all-conference selection, and potential NFL punter." QB: Caldwell: "Could very easily be the backup for the Ohio State game." Maybe it's just me, but I don't want this guy to actually play, like ever. Well, I guess y'all don't even need to read the spoilered article now.
    11 points
  35. Kreul potentially moving up his timeline and a possible decision next week per Bobby. Gerry says if Texas makes the final push it's a recruitment we can win.
    11 points
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