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  1. I'm tempted to drive 2.5 hours to see you get your ass kicked by somebody's grandpa.
    26 points
  2. If we really want to kill some boomers or see some fisticuffs, @closetojumping needs to roll up with a table and poster board like this:
    23 points
  3. I'm sorry about that. I was drinking a lot and my marriage was in trouble.
    21 points
  4. i am a libertarian. i am well informed. i love debate on the merits. my data points are this one time decades ago that i think i saw a dead guy. so that justifies the national guard cracking down on turnstile jumpers today. and a conspiracy theory reading of recent events. also, i can't read.
    21 points
  5. OTF is hosting a happy hour in Midtown in Houston tonight. I’m thinking about showing up and offering outlandish critiques of the coaching staff and various players in order to see how many old and middle aged men I can cause to stroke out or to challenge me to fist fights or 40 yard dashes.
    21 points
  6. "When a foreigner resides among you in your land, do not mistreat them. The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born. Love them as yourself, for you were foreigners in Egypt. I am the LORD your god." Leviticus 19:33-34 "Love thy neighbor as thyself" Jesus I'm an atheist, so why am I better at this than all of these believers?
    21 points
  7. Does this mean they are taking away our November game against the Aggies?
    20 points
  8. While humbling, at least you're not BO&W who had apparently had to have his sister rescue him from getting his ass kicked by an old man
    20 points
  9. The only thing worse than having to explain a joke to someone is when a person like you shows up and has to explain the joke to themselves out loud.
    20 points
  10. I am sure there is a better thread to post this, so someone should, but I'm in a hurry and saw this update on SOS changes with the CFP analysis and committee. Pretty fucking big deal. It's great for Texas and anyone who actually schedules aggressively OOC and it's great for rewarding those kinds of games in general.
    18 points
  11. the problem with the right wing is they spend all their time devoted to ideology in order to avoid accidentally feeling empathy for their victims. look, i'm sorry that the kids are going to starve, but we can't afford to teach fourth graders they can rely on handouts. look, no one likes school shootings, but that's the price we have to pay to keep from having an oppressive government appear. then when their ideology is violated, they just stop caring about that ideology at all. oppressive government? c'mon, its just a few unmarked police stooges jumping out of cars grabbing people off streets and taking them to something that is explicitly a concentration camp, fully videoed so that there is no doubt about the factual accuracy of this claim, directly at the request of the president to have national troops patrolling the streets. a little oppression is the price we have to pay to keep from not having a little oppression. the whole 'leopards eating faces' thing is complete bullshit. it will never happen to them. all they have to do is say i ❀️ dear leader and they will always be safe from the oppression; in fact, they will be rewarded. and because they have all the empathy squished out of them, everything is totally fine. all at the low low price of giving up on any of the principles set forth 250 years ago.
    18 points
  12. Kinky Fredman said Roy Minton once got a charge of Sodomy reduced to Following Too Close.
    18 points
  13. all right, went over to random.org and had it randomly order the last page off off topic post numbers and got this Random Sequence Generator Here is your sequence: 12070 12058 12090 12074 12055 12054 12080 12060 12087 12097 12066 12077 12089 12053 12069 12068 12075 12064 12081 12084 12072 12078 12051 12052 12057 12091 12088 12071 12056 12085 12093 12067 12063 12098 12092 12094 12100 12059 12061 12073 12099 12083 12095 12065 12082 12079 12096 12062 12076 12086 Timestamp: 2025-08-20 19:52:41 UTC Congrats to Cartman RomaVicta Scholtz winning today's off topic lottery. Tune in tomorrow if the off topic shit continues
    17 points
  14. If you are a Christian Nationalist, you aren’t a Christian.
    16 points
  15. There's also that whole thing where it's not actually functionally possible to have a system in which citizens get due process and non-citizens don't. Due process is sort of necessary in order to determine whether a person is a citizen or not in the first place.
    16 points
  16. This draft-dodging pussy just called himself a war hero. Fuck him, fuck his family, and fuck everyone who has ever pretended to even like him.
    15 points
  17. I was driving to work today and as I was crossing North Capitol there was a black man, without a helmet, riding an ATV. He popped a wheelie through the intersection and continued down North Capitol southbound toward the Capitol. Normally, that shit pisses me off because it puts pedestrians, cars, and bicycles in danger but not today. The level of 'I don't give a fuck' required by that man with all of the guardsmen, ICE, extra cops, etc, was off the charts. Today, that man was my hero. I wish I could have armed him with sandwich.
    15 points
  18. Lol if you think conservative white people are gonna be subject to this law.
    15 points
  19. The Texas Dems on the run accomplished their goal: attention to what Abbott is doing. They were never going to be successful forever. Allowing Abbott to do this quiet would have been the sin. By creating attention to Abbott steal, this gives the Dems cover to repeat this in other states. Yes it's a race to the bottom but Dems need to stop being the party who plays fair. If the GOP wants to ultimately destroy the US, then so be it.
    15 points
  20. The sec cupcake games in November should be banned
    14 points
  21. Not stanning for Sayin, but that's not what happened. He was an early enrollee and transferred after Saban retired. He wasn't even there his freshman year. Also, chastising a should-be high school senior QB seeing he won't beat out the incumbent starting QB who ultimately got drafted after that season in the third round of the NFL draft is... quite the take. That being said, I also hope (and think our defense will) wreck shop.
    12 points
  22. Godwin amended his law, and said to call out you Nazi fucks for the pieces of shit you are. Were you as well informed as you claim, you’d know that. In 2023, Godwin published an opinion in The Washington Post stating "Yes, it's okay to compare Trump to Hitler. Don't let me stop you."[20] In the article, Godwin says "But when people draw parallels between Donald Trump’s 2024 candidacy and Hitler’s progression from fringe figure to Great Dictator, we aren’t joking. Those of us who hope to preserve our democratic institutions need to underscore the resemblance before we enter the twilight of American democracy."
    12 points
  23. They’ve been mostly fantastic since 2022 but there needs to be a sober assessment of how we got here. Those leaders were in the Oval Office pressing and flattering an American mediocrity to do the thing that (for once) is both right and in our interest. It’s embarrassing to be here. The flip side of this is that a continent of close to 500 million, with an advanced and larger economy than the U.S., two declared nuclear powers, and a border with Russia is in the pathetic position of needing the United States to deal firmly with Russia in defense of a European neighbor. There have been islands of clear-headedness but prior generations of German, French, and Italian leaders smirked down their noses at the Poles and Balts while they pursued gas deals and feckless aid-based diplomacy. They got high off their own supply; the EU really is a garden but they came to believe they could make the rest of the world one too and neglected good walls, fences, traps, and weed killers. It is my belief that Merkel will go down as the most disastrous German chancellor except for that one guy. She could have gotten with the program and let Ukraine and Georgia join NATO in 2008 when Russia was weak. She could have torn up the Nordstream 2 deal and kept her nuclear plants running. She could have used her formidable role to push Europe to invest in defense and cohesion. She could have done literally anything aside from letting Russia solve its Syria adventure by flooding Europe with migrants that Russia then weaponized to empower the AfD. She did none of that and did so in the most obnoxious, smug, self-satisfied, moralizing way possible. And all the while let partners engage in feckless nouveau-Ostpolitik while laying down cover for people like Berlusconi to pursue less noble engagements with the Russians. So yeah, I celebrate their coming even at the eleventh hour and am beyond furious at our government. But they got themselves here.
    12 points
  24. For those keeping score, Cadet Bone Spurs = War hero. John McCain = Not a war hero.
    11 points
  25. Congressional Medal of Honor and Nobel Peace Prize!
    11 points
  26. Pussys crying because shit they used to do is now allowed for everyone and their broke asses are getting owned. Go get your shine box pussy
    11 points
  27. I am calling them Nazis. Rounding up people, including citizens for β€œdeportation”, or simply extended stints in concentration camps with no due process is Nazi shit. Officials who speak on behalf of DHS are pushing literal Nazi propaganda. If you support this government then wear the association with pride.
    11 points
  28. It must be sort of nice to have this super sacred religion that you can hold over people but also be able to ignore all of the time whenever it doesn’t really work for you.
    11 points
  29. Wordle 1,523 6/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟨🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
    11 points
  30. What if someone tries to rob me while I’m cleaning my gun, smart guy?
    11 points
  31. this Breakfast Club reboot looks like it sucks
    11 points
  32. lmao i'm just now seeing the Whitehouse got into it with Jack White 🀣 https://variety.com/2025/music/news/jack-white-fires-back-at-donald-trump-danger-to-the-world-1236494559/ he called the redecorated Whitehouse "vulgar, gold leafed and gaudy, a professional wrestler’s dressing room" and clearly hit a nerve lol
    10 points
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    10 points
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    10 points
  36. Wordle 1,523 4/6 β¬›πŸŸ¨β¬›β¬›β¬› β¬›πŸŸ©πŸŸ©β¬›β¬› β¬›πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ©β¬› 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 πŸ™‚ Daily Quordle 1304 7️⃣8️⃣ 6️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟨 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟨 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟨🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
    10 points
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    10 points
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    10 points
  39. I saw a murder happen near a place [that closed 7 years ago] so roll out the guard today I'm totally a libertarian too.
    10 points
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