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Showing content with the highest reputation on 11/20/25 in Posts

  1. Apparently you never forget the first guy you blow.
    22 points
  2. Don’t insult CTJ like that. I am not him. He has a beyond gorgeous wife. Met them both at surly events which most of you don’t attend. I am a 7 at best. For better or worse that is me 5 days ago. And I am old too. Old and boring. Stream of consciousness loser. Most who have met me can verify. CTJ is not me.
    20 points
  3. Possible brain tumor recurrence plus heavy-hittin cancer pills plus middle of flu recovery blood pressure waffling up and down and maybe too much Sri Racha on them dumplings and my wife got them nice LEGS don't she there she is walkin to that fridge where the BEER is yes don't mind if I DO it's like a scholarship to UT in the 90s when everything was already kinda expensive but you could still drink day-to-day off finding 20s on the sidewalk. And they were there, if you'd just look. They were there.
    20 points
  4. And the Dem response should be short and to the point: "Insane president Trump just called on us to be killed for calling on patriotic americans to follow the law. He wants to murder people who refuse to break the law for him. He's a criminal, and every day, all he does is commit crimes to hurt you and enrich himself."
    19 points
  5. Community Notes w/ the headshot:
    19 points
  6. Just the President of the United States, calling for the death of members of the opposing party for calling on members of the military to....follow the law. Nothing to see here. Seriously. This motherfucker is the worst human being this country has ever produced, and yes, I'm aware that's saying something. I mean, the USA produced Bob Stoops.
    18 points
  7. I'll be bringing my seven-year-old autistic son to the game. I've decided that I will be having a great day no matter what. Go Horns.
    17 points
  8. Meant to post this here and not about the economy. I don't know anything about these people but I thought it was funny....
    16 points
  9. If you picked up the Founding Fathers in a time machine and brought them to present day, it would take about 5 minutes of deliberation for them to tar & feather and string up Trump.
    16 points
  10. "Ok, thanks for that response, cuntface."
    15 points
  11. who hijacked brisket's account? that was way too rosy for it to be him
    15 points
  12. This is bad for the Democrats. - Surly probably
    15 points
  13. \We're not mad about off-field shit because we're losing; we're losing because of off-field shit. You got the order of things reversed.
    14 points
  14. I not only have that hope, I'm actually confident of it. The typical high-ranking military officer is very well educated (unlike Trump), with multiple master's degrees, and is steeped in military history, international affairs, and all manner of other leadership, ethics, legal, philosophical, strategy & tactics, and other training. They're serious professionals who take their oaths seriously. Of course there are always exceptions, but I believe this to be true of the overwhelming majority.
    14 points
  15. the WTF is the one that I can't say, but it's the one Des Howard is alluding to
    14 points
  16. Fucking seriously. Unambiguously calling for the DEATH of his political opponents, but Dem rhetoric is the problem. Anytime anyone brings that up, the response needs to be a short β€œfuck you, your president called for me to be put to death, and you’re just fine with it. Fuck off, you piece of shit.” Stop playing β€œnorms” and shit.
    14 points
  17. This is fucking laughable. Instigating all of the nonstop teenage girl/TMZ gossip for weeks now. Yes, I'm sure you hate all of it and all the attention. That checks.
    14 points
  18. This week I have been getting texts and calls from alumni that I know that are active in NIL and go to all of the events CDC and Sark go to and everyone is openly talking about rumors of Sark’s past demons returning on top of Jerry Springer-esque sex stories. These are people who get called by CDC to donate money. When he was hired we all had concerns over his sobriety issues reappearing but we were assured those were under control. The team is broken on the field right now for two main reasons and both of those reasons can be traced to a failed offseason (defensive back coaching hire and offensive line transfer portal decisions). Now we are learning our coach was potentially distracted by the very demons we were told were under control and that is potentially why 2025 is a lost year. There absolutely will be consequences and my guess is they have the required contract language to fire him for cause if they felt that was necessary. But from what I can gather they would rather he get his shit together and make major changes in the offseason. I have no idea if going 0-2 to finish the year changes that mindset.
    14 points
  19. Blind hatred of Bill and Hillary Clinton fomented by Republican media is what started this whole mess. He's their white whale.
    13 points
  20. I hope he keeps talking shit like this, every day the last couple of weeks have shown that he is getting weaker and people are noticing.
    13 points
  21. It’s 11+ months until midterms and 3+ years until the next presidential election. This is not bad for Democrats but the risk of the trough of Trump’s approval coming too soon is very real. It boggles my mind that after how the last decade has gone there is anyone left who is willingly stating β€œoh yea this is it, Trump’s finished.” That fucking piece of excrement isn’t finished until he’s all the way under the ground and his grave is soaked with my urine. And even then there will need to be a lot of care to make sure the remaining roaches don’t start a new infestation.
    13 points
  22. Probably belongs in the Loomer thread, but
    13 points
  23. Fuuuuuuuuck no. I want Sark and Texas to utterly destroy both of our remaining 2 regular season opponents.
    12 points
  24. It's somewhat believable when the Dems are in the majority. But they are not, and who are we kidding, there are people that will take out a 3rd mortgage to fork over some cash:
    12 points
  25. I keep saying this, but the point remains: this is terrorism
    12 points
  26. We did my one year bone marrow tests on Halloween and finally got the final results yesterday. I am officially in remission at the 1 year mark. These tests last year showed returning disease and sent us to transplant #2. Basically, I have not been cancer free for this long in over 3 years. By no means am I going to start spiking footballs, but it is a huge relief to get over this milestone. Next tests are 6 months away. For now, I am just getting my head around everything. We have had optimism in the past and keep getting kicked down, so we are keeping celebration at a minimum. I need to stay diligent about working out and eating healthier with minimal booze. It sucks, but need to keep the peddle down. As my wife and I have always said, we are just buying time. The longer we go, the longer they will have to find better treatments. I said last Christmas that I just wanted to see my youngest get to kindergarten. Now, we're looking at 1st grade. A bit at a time.
    12 points
  27. Give him credit. At 79, he's apparently embracing AI technology. Unfortunately, he told Chat GPT, "Draft a dissent like it was written by Jesse Watters."
    11 points
  28. Immune from consequences doesn’t make it legal. People being granted immunity for testimony doesn’t make their deeds now legal.
    11 points
  29. Love having a dog that’s so loving toward all my little creatures.
    11 points
  30. I want these guys to ball fucking hard and do whatever the fuck they want.
    10 points
  31. I'm telling you this is safely top 5 in NIL spend and probably top 3 this season. Including paying a top 5 head coach, but a top 2 total salary for staff including analysts. It also has a top 5 budget for facilities and additional stuff like that. There's 0 excuse not to be in the top 12 teams every single time as an expectation. Conference champion? That's a little bit of a stretch. Guaranteed to go to semis? A stretch. Making the wildcard 12 round? Not a stretch.
    10 points
  32. The main issue right now is sark has no idea how to handle anything and its pretty clear he's getting shitty advice from his team or his wife. The real issue comes from the fact that his team and the universities team are clearly not the same team. He's out there saying crazy shit someone representing himself shouldn't even say and he's doing it while representing all of Texas Football. He isnt able to fully grasp that in order to become the head coach at Texas you have to become Texas Football, it has to define your entire life, it has to be WHO you are. He clearly wants to be his own person and Texas Football is just his job.
    10 points
  33. I dont really care who is responsible for his personal issues, we are all adults and we make our decisions. What I do care about is if the consequences of those decisions have such a negative impact on your job performance that your results fall well below reasonable expectations. I expect a competent O Line. I expect the team to be better disciplined than 135th of 136 in penalties. I expect the run game to be better than dead last in the conference. He has at minimum a top 5 NIL payroll and he's around the 5th highest paid coach in college football. He's received everything he needs to meet reasonable expectations, yet this season has been a failure. That isn't gossip mongering tmz talk. That is he wasted an entire season and its not hard to connect the dots that his personal life is part of the reason why. Im a pretty easy going guy, but when you let an easily avoidable grenade go off inside a gargantuan organization, I no longer trust you to fulfill the expectations of the job and I'd like to move forward with someone else.
    10 points
  34. I can assure you that everyone I know including myself feels this shit is the last thing in the world that we want to be talking about now. If you feel like this has turned into TMZ you should direct that frustration at the personal responsible for this and that is Sark.
    10 points
  35. I am really not sure what people are watching. Arch was the 2nd highest graded played on the offense according to PFF. He got the shit kicked out of him again. He got 0 help from WRs (drops), OL, or running game. I guess people just look at box scores and do not care about the context. Not many Qbs put up numbers in that environment, let alone a 1st year starter. Anyone thinking that loss was a reflection of Arch's play just is not paying attention.
    10 points
  36. There's a reason it's been 20 years since we won a title and it's the same reason we'll never have an elite program like Bama or Georgia. A large percentage of our fanbase are gaping vaginas. Most know Sark isn't the guy to take us there but we have so many pussies in this fan base who are terrified to move on because "omg do you remember how bad it was with xxx". that chicken shit mentality will keep us exactly where we are right now. If this was Georgia or Bama, Sark would have already had to clean out his desk. The sooner you accept that, the sooner you can move on and enjoy the occasional big win and drink away the memories of the games against Georgia, Ohio State, and any team that DeBoer coaches. I'm over it. We get the program we deserve.
    10 points
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    10 points
  38. It would be pretty funny if it happened the moment before the Aggies made the playoff
    10 points
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