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10 minutes ago, Superhero said:

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The House isn't gonna impeach him. The senate definitely won't vote to convict.

Greenland is fucked. We're fucked. The whole got damn world is fucked.

Ah, one can always spot a fellow Transfer Cycle thread enjoyer.

18 hours ago, Superhero said:

Let's put aside the kidnapping of a country's president, threats against Cuba, Colombia, and Greenland.

Those are just distracting us from the Epstein files.

You mean the Trump files?

On 1/5/2026 at 9:44 AM, Captainant said:

I really should reread Necromancer, come to think of it

Edited by safe sex

US military is 'always an option' for Trump to acquire Greenland, White House official says
The military is among a "range of options" being considering, Leavitt said.
https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/us-military-option-acquiring-greenland-white-house-official/story?id=128960041

The White House said Tuesday President Donald Trump and his advisers are discussing a range of options to acquire Greenland — adding "utilizing the U.S. military is always an option."

"President Trump has made it well known that acquiring Greenland is a national security priority of the United States, and it’s vital to deter our adversaries in the Arctic region," White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt said. "The President and his team are discussing a range of options to pursue this important foreign policy goal, and of course, utilizing the U.S. Military is always an option at the Commander in Chief’s disposal."

This is a developing story. Please check back for updates.

5 hours ago, Bateshorn said:

What happens when they land a small expeditionary force in Greenland, declare it a US territory, and some Danish Fisherman shoots a Ranger or Marine with a hunting rifle? Is Trump really going to go Battle of Fallujuh on Greenland?

Ummm... He wants that. He will say that someone like the coast guard were attacked by drug runners from Columbia using Greenland as a bass to funnel drugs to North America and Europe. We have a right to protect ourselves from these Greenland druggy narcos therefor we will run Greenland until such a time aas they can have free and fair elections.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gleiwitz_incident

4 hours ago, Saint Austin said:

Maybe that would be enough for him to not only get impeached but also removed??

3 hours ago, Superhero said:

The House isn't gonna impeach him. The senate definitely won't vote to convict.

in my little manifesto in the VZ thread about Trump and Whiskey Pete not putting together the forces needed to actually, physically take over just Caracas, let alone the rest of Venezuela, I mentioned that it looked like they threw together whatever was needed for a very short-term mission.

Like literally just went from drug interdiction to oil tankers to rolling on into capturing Maduro, which admittedly the Deltas trained for months to do. Only tying up a very small part of our amphibious assault forces and none of our large-scale air assault.

I think they didn’t bother with putting together what was needed to truly take over Venezuela (airborne, lots of helicopters, a lot more than a few thousand Marines on three ships) partly because deploying a force that large would have gotten Congress involved.

No, Congress isn’t going to impeach him until next year at the earliest, but I do think he is wary of Congress. If he thought they’d back him, we’d see Americans in downtown Caracas right now. And another Republican just bit the dust, so their majority is even slimmer.

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My suspicion about what's going to happen is that it's going to be the stupidest thing imaginable. Because that's what makes the most sense with this Administration.

Trump is just going to announce one night on his social media that the United States has annexed Greenland. And that's it. Probably not even an executive order or anything that formal. Certainly no act of Congress. Just a stupid 3:00 AM "Truth."

And then it'll be the "Gulf of America" all over again. Idiots in this country will start saying Greenland is part of the United States. The rest of the world will look at us like we're a bunch of morons. Google Maps will put "(Disputed)" underneath "Greenland." And on the ice shelf itself, nothing really changes. There will be American troops there because there are always American troops there. The United States has a treaty right to have as many bases as it wants in Greenland. And the Trump Administration won't ever appoint a viceroy or a commissar or director general or whatever, because that would indicate planning and organization--two things this Administration definitely does not do.

And then in three years, a Democrat is going to be elected president. The entire "we own Greenland" thing will be quietly forgotten (after an appropriately circumspect ambassador in Copenhagen quietly apologizes to His Danish Majesty and his government). In 20 years, we'll be at a bar somewhere and overhear someone say, "remember that time we annexed Greenland?"

So fucking stupid.

More likely we will again try to purchase it from the Danes and then will be rebuffed, then we will try to pressure the Greenland government to sign a Compact of Free Association and declare independence all at once. Accompanied by the stupidest hybrid campaign ever seen. A reminder that Greenland has the population of Wichita Falls.

A reminder we don’t need to really land a small expeditionary force” since—- WE HAVE A MILITARY BASE THERE. I could see an option “C” to infuriate the Danes so much they try to revisit the terms of those agreements which we’d use as a “no choice” excuse. Luckily the Danes are a sober and intelligent people who are not prone to fits of pride.

Petition to have the Kingdom annex us for like, 50 years.

3 hours ago, Ghost of LL said:

My suspicion about what's going to happen is that it's going to be the stupidest thing imaginable. Because that's what makes the most sense with this Administration.

Trump is just going to announce one night on his social media that the United States has annexed Greenland. And that's it. Probably not even an executive order or anything that formal. Certainly no act of Congress. Just a stupid 3:00 AM "Truth."

Just like he pardoned Tina Peters.

On 8/16/2019 at 1:19 PM, Fudge Nuggets said:

Too bad they don't have oil and brown people.  Then we could invade and dispense with the pleasantries.

 

Lulz.

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Edited by Beau Vine

44 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

A reminder that Greenland has the population of Wichita Falls.

More like DeSoto or Burleson.

4 hours ago, Ghost of LL said:

My suspicion about what's going to happen is that it's going to be the stupidest thing imaginable. Because that's what makes the most sense with this Administration.

Trump is just going to announce one night on his social media that the United States has annexed Greenland. And that's it. Probably not even an executive order or anything that formal. Certainly no act of Congress. Just a stupid 3:00 AM "Truth."

And then it'll be the "Gulf of America" all over again. Idiots in this country will start saying Greenland is part of the United States. The rest of the world will look at us like we're a bunch of morons. Google Maps will put "(Disputed)" underneath "Greenland." And on the ice shelf itself, nothing really changes. There will be American troops there because there are always American troops there. The United States has a treaty right to have as many bases as it wants in Greenland. And the Trump Administration won't ever appoint a viceroy or a commissar or director general or whatever, because that would indicate planning and organization--two things this Administration definitely does not do.

And then in three years, a Democrat is going to be elected president. The entire "we own Greenland" thing will be quietly forgotten (after an appropriately circumspect ambassador in Copenhagen quietly apologizes to His Danish Majesty and his government). In 20 years, we'll be at a bar somewhere and overhear someone say, "remember that time we annexed Greenland?"

So fucking stupid.

He is going to announce that he has involved the Donroe Doctrine, and renamed it Donlandia

2 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

More likely we will again try to purchase it from the Danes and then will be rebuffed, then we will try to pressure the Greenland government to sign a Compact of Free Association and declare independence all at once.

Looks like you were right.

Again on year 10 of Trump saying some wild shit, people go crazy over it, and he brings the ask back to something that before would’ve seemed unreasonable.

Also here’s a little Greenland for you.

But I thought Putin is always playing him??!?

Can Gru get crowdsourced with under 10 posts? Let’s hope so

1 hour ago, Arepa Papi said:

and he brings the ask back to something that before would’ve seemed unreasonable.

It is still unreasonable, unless you’re a confused simpleton. But surely that’s not you.

"Hi Alvarez & Marsal, I'd like you to prepare a full valuation report on the territory of Greenland for a pending offer to purchase. Please discount for lack of marketability and weather."

4 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Can Gru get crowdsourced with under 10 posts? Let’s hope so

Yes he can. Gru is the absolute worst poster on any message board I have ever used going back to the mid-90’s. Just an awful excuse of a person.

The opposition in this country should be pushing that every American watch Armadillo. Hell rent out theater space in red counties and make a spectacle of it.

Edited by SimonBolivar

On 1/6/2026 at 9:32 AM, bolverk said:

Danish prime minister says a US takeover of Greenland would mark the end of NATO
COPENHAGEN, Denmark (AP) — Danish Prime Minister Mette Frederiksen said Monday an American takeover of Greenland would amount to the end of the NATO military alliance. Her comments came in response to U.S. President Donald Trump’s renewed call for the strategic, mineral-rich Arctic island to come under U.S. control in the aftermath of the weekend military operation in Venezuela.

The dead-of-night operation by U.S. forces in Caracas to capture leader Nicolás Maduro and his wife early Saturday left the world stunned, and heightened concerns in Denmark and Greenland, which is a semiautonomous territory of the Danish kingdom and thus part of NATO.

Frederiksen and her Greenlandic counterpart, Jens Frederik Nielsen, blasted the president’s comments and warned of catastrophic consequences. Numerous European leaders expressed solidarity with them.

“If the United States chooses to attack another NATO country militarily, then everything stops,” Frederiksen told Danish broadcaster TV2 on Monday. “That is, including our NATO and thus the security that has been provided since the end of the Second World War.”

The Pee-wee Germans of the world are going to see this as a feature, not a bug.

3 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

The Pee-wee Germans of the world are going to see this as a feature, not a bug.

It's not just that this is the play, it's that it's a play that started with a Putin manipulation (a fake letter years ago) intended to achieve this result. And we are being played -- either as useful idiots, or intentional collaborator idiots. But idiots however you cut it.

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

It's not just that this is the play, it's that it's a play that started with a Putin manipulation (a fake letter years ago) intended to achieve this result. And we are being played -- either as useful idiots, or intentional collaborator idiots. But idiots however you cut it.

"Intentionally useful idiots" - America for the last decade

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

It's not just that this is the play, it's that it's a play that started with a Putin manipulation (a fake letter years ago) intended to achieve this result. And we are being played -- either as useful idiots, or intentional collaborator idiots. But idiots however you cut it.

Garden variety fascists. This is still Italian-level fascism. Were I the EU I’d cut economic ties with us and cut off communication completely. I’d also, as I said in the World Cup thread, pull every European team from that event and get South America to do the same. It’s time to REALLY make Americans who wanted this trash running our country to feel economic pain like they are citizens of Papua New Guinea.

Edited by UpperWestside

49 minutes ago, UpperWestside said:

Garden variety fascists. This is still Italian-level fascism. Were I the EU I’d cut economic ties with us and cut off communication completely. I’d also, as I said in the World Cup thread, pull every European team from that event and get South America to do the same. It’s time to REALLY make Americans who wanted this trash running our country to feel economic pain like they are citizens of Papua New Guinea.

I support it; our idiot population won't learn until we start to feel pain. And even then....

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

I support it; our idiot population won't learn until we start to feel pain. And even then....

"The Empire has been choking us so slowly, we're starting not to notice. The time has come to force their hand."
"People will suffer!"
"That's the plan."

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