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Trying to raise some hard love
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    A few things: -If Harrell is the OC, and the rumors are legit but don’t take anything for granted until ink is dry, then Traylor could make a return. Herman would be admitting to a mistake in let

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14 minutes ago, Minor Orangeblack said:

If it’s lyrics you want,

I told her, I'm 18 and live a crazy life
Plus I'll tell you what the 80's like
And i know what the ladies like
Need a man that's polite, listens, and takes advice
I could be all three, plus I could lay the pipe
Come wit me, come stay the night
She looked at me laughin' , like boy your game is tight
I'm laughin' back like sho' ya right
Get in the car
And don't touch nothing, sit in the car
Let's discuss something
Either we lovin or I'll see you tomorrow
Now we speeding up the Westside
Hand creepin' up her left side, I'm ready to do it
Ready to bone, ready for dome
55th exit, damn, damn, already we home
Now let's get it on

Just put this in my Apple Music playlist after watching End of Watch... Forgot About that song. Hey Ma



Working on a sex farm
Trying to raise some hard love
Getting out my pitch fork
Poking your hay


Anybody have any info on this?


(+Rep for spinal tap reference, which is fitting for the shit sandwich this thread has become)

3 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Yall got any more of those coaching developments?

This is not the thread for that

43 minutes ago, Thiefery said:

Reading that rundown on Odom, he seems he would be a great hire.  Instead of trying to out scheme defensively, he just puts the athletes in best positions to succeed.  Also seeing him have no issues to change his defensive front from a 3-4 at memphis to a 4-3 while at mizzu shows that he can adapt unlike our ex DC.

Also, I bet he could bring some good coaches with him because of the potential that he's a HC again in the future.

5 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Yall got any more of those coaching developments?

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3 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Yall got any more of those coaching developments?

Well, no, not really, but we got a shit-load more inane lyrics if you're interested. We're the station that hits the spot and spots the hits.

4 minutes ago, Ricky Butler said:

Also, I bet he could bring some good coaches with him because of the potential that he's a HC again in the future.

Rumor du jour is that Ryan Walters (current DC at Missouri) would come as DB coach.  Also the possibility of bring Brick Haley back as a coach.

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1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Rumor du jour is that Ryan Walters (current DC at Missouri) would come as DB coach.  Also the possibility of bring Brick Haley back as a coach.

I would be happy with that but I'm ready for the bitching about Brick lol

2 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Rumor du jour is that Ryan Walters (current DC at Missouri) would come as DB coach.  Also the possibility of bring Brick Haley back as a coach.

du jour must be French for awesome.

I'll leave the second sentence alone, no misinterpretations necessary.

5 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Rumor du jour is that Ryan Walters (current DC at Missouri) would come as DB coach.  Also the possibility of bring Brick Haley back as a coach.

So

Odom - DC/LB

Walters - DB coach

Giles - DE coach

Haley - DT coach

Someone else to either split LB or DB duties.

I would take Brick in a heartbeat. Both good recruiter and coach, would take some of the pressure off Giles as well.

7 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

I would take Brick in a heartbeat. Both good recruiter and coach, would take some of the pressure off Giles as well.

You know what else would take some of the pressure off of Giles? Encouraging him to apply for a job at UTSA.

 

17 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Rumor du jour is that Ryan Walters (current DC at Missouri) would come as DB coach.  Also the possibility of bring Brick Haley back as a coach.

Makes sense for him to stick with someone he trusts.

I am hopeful that Mensa will leave us with that just whipped Georgia, National Signing Day feeling, when this is all done. There are a lot of  quality options available. I have decided to glass half full this whole thing. It's making it easier to give a shit about work.

52 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Rumor du jour is that Ryan Walters (current DC at Missouri) would come as DB coach.  Also the possibility of bring Brick Haley back as a coach.

Been reading that brick can’t come back?   Something has changed?

1 minute ago, 1leggedduck said:

I am hopeful that Mensa will leave us with that just whipped Georgia, National Signing Day feeling, when this is all done. There are a lot of  quality options available. I have decided to glass half full this whole thing. It's making it easier to give a shit about work.

If you keep drinking the top half of the glass, it aids in optimism (provided you are refilling it with the correct liquid).

Yall got any more of those coaching developments?


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1 hour ago, bigup2dahorns said:

If we are using lyrics to highlight the moment, imma go with:


Oh! Fuck! Shit! Bitch!

"Cusswords, let 'em flow. Motherfuckin' shit, god damn, asshole."

1 hour ago, MoJames said:

Reading this thread this morning I'm a bit bummed, it doesn't feel like it will be today. We have 10 days until the first signing day, seems we need a week or so prior to reach out to certain recruits to get them back in the fold/provide some reassurance. Is there a dead period coming up prior to that signing day?

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44 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

So

Odom - DC/LB

Walters - DB coach

Giles - DE coach

Haley - DT coach

Someone else to either split LB or DB duties.

I like this line up.  5th would want to be a cornerback coach.

Mizzou played a 4-2 Over as a base last year.  Safety hybrids at Nickel.  Multiple looks up front.

FWIW, Burton is still leaning Ash as the next DC and puts it around 80%, but does mention Odom as a potential hire. He didn’t put any odds on Harrell and in general there seems to be very little to report. 

Just now, dingleberryswitzer said:

Didn't one of our DL go to Missouri after brick went to Missouri?  Would that kid be transferring back?  

He's getting drafted in the first few rounds

1 minute ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Didn't one of our DL go to Missouri after brick went to Missouri?  Would that kid be transferring back?  

That was Jordan Elliot and he is going pro. 
 

1 hour ago, UncleBuck said:

Anybody have any info on this?

Anwar is saying it's a song quote. Chip disagrees.

9 minutes ago, Chrispy_ said:

FWIW, Burton is still leaning Ash as the next DC and puts it around 80%, but does mention Odom as a potential hire. He didn’t put any odds on Harrell and in general there seems to be very little to report. 

It seems like there has not been any OC interviews outside of Harrell and a sideline meeting with Lashlee which may have been just a coincidence. I think it looks good for Harrell to have agreed. I would think that if Harrell said that he wanted to wait on an HC position that we would be out there interviewing other coaches as backups. 

1 hour ago, Bill Lumbergh said:


 

 


Anybody have any info on this?


(+Rep for spinal tap reference, which is fitting for the shit sandwich this thread has become)
 

 

His chola fits him like a flesh tuxedo 

Vic likes to sink her with his pink torpedo ...

His love gun’s loaded and she’s in his sights 

Big game’s waiting there inside her tights 

31 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

 


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2 hours ago, MoJames said:

This thread so far this morning has me wanting to post these lyrics

I'm feeling more alone
Than I ever have before
She's a brick and I'm drowning slowly
Off the coast and I'm headed nowhere

So, our football program is an abortion.

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5 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

I expect we're about to boost these averages:

 

i'd like to think if we're taking Ash, and assuming there isn't much in the way of a bidding war occurring for his services, we aren't going to help set market rates for DCs...but who knows.

38 minutes ago, JBJ said:

I like this line up.  5th would want to be a cornerback coach.

Mizzou played a 4-2 Over as a base last year.  Safety hybrids at Nickel.  Multiple looks up front.

Jason Washington

3 hours ago, Leanderman said:

Speaking of Mangino, first of all he hates Texas. Second of all, he hates Texas.

Well you know what that's about, don't ya?

27 minutes ago, nunna yo bizness said:

So, our football program is an abortion.

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Fuck this and fuck that
Fuck it all and fuck the fucking brat
She don't want a baby that looks like that
I don't want a baby that looks like that


 

I’d like to take this opportunity to sincerely apologize for my role in this current flood of shitposting. I’m putting myself in timeout (unless something interesting happens) for 20 Planck time units.

So does this mean that Herman has forgiven Brick for supposedly tampering with Jordan Elliott or does the fact that Brick got away with it make Herman want him on the staff even more?  

7 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

I’d like to take this opportunity to sincerely apologize for my role in this current flood of shitposting. I’m putting myself in timeout (unless something interesting happens) for 20 Planck time units.

That's less meaningful than a Chip Brown update. Well done.

Which one of these guys can we get at OC or DC?

 

11 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

That's less meaningful than a Chip Brown update. Well done.

I had a delayed epiphany about how Chip Brown got his name.

It's not a song, but..

It came to me as I was taking a large post weekend dump: He is the piece of shit that sticks stubbornly to the porcelain commode and won't go away despite multiple flushes and additional targeted deposits of piss and crap. 

Slow day for news....

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14 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Which one of these guys can we get at OC or DC?

 

One? You fool, we're getting Swinney and Orgeron both!  Mensa will announce right after the Championship game.

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