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this program is an absolute fucking dumpster fire

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4 minutes ago, NOOBSDUDE said:

The only thing left this year that can bring me Longhorn football joy is kicking the dog shit out of aggy in the toilet paper bowl.


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What have you seen out of Texas that shows we wouldn’t make Mond look like a Heisman candidate? 

1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

We will lose out. TCU was the worst team we had left. 

But just think of all the friends we'll make along the way!

1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

We will lose out. TCU was the worst team we had left. 

It's almost halftime and Tech has held that mighty Kansas offense to 7 points.

Nothing is that great about the program. This is year 3 and we are worse than last year. The defense has gotten worse every year. The offense shows no creativity or ability to actually attack the weakness of a defense.

this team and coaching staff acts like being competitive and practicing and lifting really really hard is gonna Amal’s the difference on game day. News flash, every program does that shit. I just think about the ludicrous personnel decisions on both sides of the ball and the playcalling. It’s not working 

1 hour ago, Colonel Sanders said:

Mr. Orlando, after very careful consideration, sir, I've come to the conclusion that your new defense system sucks.

I don’t have to take that from you, you pig-eyed sack of shit...

1 hour ago, clapclapclap said:

But if Rhule finishes this year strong and looks like he'll be nabbed by a blue blood, get in a bidding war for him.

That dude just signed like a 10yr extension last week with a buyout reportedly in the eight figures. 

He’s not going anywhere anytime soon.  

I'm just glad we have a bye week to not fix any of our issues.

What have you seen out of Texas that shows we wouldn’t make Mond look like a Heisman candidate? 


And you know those people will be pumped to play us, meanwhile TH won’t even know who the opponent is until kickoff.
5 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Under Charlie, we were a dumpster fire with few wins. Under Herman, we’re a dumpster fire with more wins. Still a dumpster fire but with more wins. Does anyone feel we’re headed up? This feels like Michigan under Rich Rod.

We were told Brandon Jones and Collin Johnson were future 1st round picks.

We were told Yancy made the S&C program elite.

We were told Hand fixed the oline.

We were told Dicker was elite.

We were told this is finally a player led program.

We were told the Charlie loser mentality was out of the locker room.

We were told this is the most close knit team Herman has coached.

 

We need to question everything we've been told. 

5 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Under Charlie, we were a dumpster fire with few wins. Under Herman, we’re a dumpster fire with more wins. Still a dumpster fire but with more wins. Does anyone feel we’re headed up? This feels like Michigan under Rich Rod.

We were told Brandon Jones and Collin Johnson were future 1st round picks.

We were told Yancy made the S&C program elite.

We were told Hand fixed the oline.

We were told Dicker was elite.

We were told this is finally a player led program.

We were told the Charlie loser mentality was out of the locker room.

We were told this is the most close knit team Herman has coached.

 

We need to question everything we've been told. 

To be fair under any other coaching staff they would be 

1 minute ago, Bruh Man said:

We were told Brandon Jones and Collin Johnson were future 1st round picks.

We were told Yancy made the S&C program elite.

We were told Hand fixed the oline.

We were told Dicker was elite.

We were told this is finally a player led program.

We were told the Charlie loser mentality was out of the locker room.

We were told this is the most close knit team Herman has coached.

 

We need to question everything we've been told. 

We should question it twice.

My opinion:  Tom Herman is not that “smart”;  the entitlement flowing from the LHN is overwhelming;  this is a good thing in the long run... will hopefully open our eyes. 

the fact that the special teams fuck ups went on for games told me all I needed to know about Herman and any attention to detail at all.

 

There's something not right with this program and firing a coordinator or two is not going to fix the disease.

2 minutes ago, Extra Anejo said:

There's something not right with this program and firing a coordinator or two is not going to fix the disease.

A fish rots from the head. 

7 minutes ago, Bruh Man said:

We were told Brandon Jones and Collin Johnson were future 1st round picks.

We were told Yancy made the S&C program elite.

We were told Hand fixed the oline.

We were told Dicker was elite.

We were told this is finally a player led program.

We were told the Charlie loser mentality was out of the locker room.

We were told this is the most close knit team Herman has coached.

 

We need to question everything we've been told. 

I was told there would be no math. 

Tom Herman has let this get so sideways I'm actually talking myself into being OK with us hiring Urban Fucking Meyer. You can bet he'd LOVE to come in and clean up the mess left by Herman. Would be a gigantic "Fuck you" to Tom and Michelle.

Edited by C-Man

18 minutes ago, mdmost said:

What have you seen out of Texas that shows we wouldn’t make Mond look like a Heisman candidate? 

This! We've played a couple of freshman QB's this year and we've made them look like all americans.

1 hour ago, Jive Turkey said:

we should have gone after Gary Patterson instead of Tom Herman.  Gary's proving why, once again.  he does way more with way less.

Tom is just too stubborn.  he won't get rid of the two albatrosses around his neck because he's too proud and thinks he's smarter than you.  we can't even think about improving until Beck and Orlando are gone.  but i'm not holding my breath on that any time soon.

His problem in my opinion is not that he is too stubborn to get rid of second  or third tier coaches, (even though that must be done now), but that he didn’t have the initial coaching instincts to realize he had a unique opportunity to do something great. Coaches with the right maturity and coaching intelligence realize that programs are built from day one.  Great coaches mentally wrangle over bringing the absolute top staff they can put together  from the very beginning.  Quality and experience over friendships.  Tom was too perfunctory and probably egotistical to tend to business with staffing.  This coaching staff should never have been brought to UT.  That is entirely on Tom.  He was given the resources and authority to build a solid staff.  We are paying for his initial mistakes.

If any of these pussy ass seniors have any balls they call a players only meeting and figure this shit out. They are knocking on a collapse of epic proportions that will he talked about for years 

What have you seen out of Texas that shows we wouldn’t make Mond look like a Heisman candidate? 

Your probably right. Damn you!



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2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

If any of these pussy ass seniors have any balls they call a players only meeting and figure this shit out. They are knocking on a collapse of epic proportions that will he talked about for years 

Is that going to fix shitty coaching?

1 hour ago, Jive Turkey said:

we should have gone after Gary Patterson instead of Tom Herman.  Gary's proving why, once again.  he does way more with way less.

Tom is just too stubborn.  he won't get rid of the two albatrosses around his neck because he's too proud and thinks he's smarter than you.  we can't even think about improving until Beck and Orlando are gone.  but i'm not holding my breath on that any time soon.

i feel like i'm reading UT boards from 2011-2013

His problem in my opinion is not that he is too stubborn to get rid of second  or third tier coaches, (even though that must be done now), but that he didn’t have the initial coaching instincts to realize he had a unique opportunity to do something great. Coaches with the right maturity and coaching intelligence realize that programs are built from day one.  Great coaches mentally wrangle over bringing the absolute top staff they can put together  from the very beginning.  Quality and experience over friendships.  Tom was too perfunctory and probably egotistical to tend to business with staffing.  This coaching staff should never have been brought to UT.  That is entirely on Tom.  He was given the resources and authority to build a solid staff.  We are paying for his initial mistakes.
His problem is that he sucks.
2 minutes ago, NowThis said:

i feel like i'm reading UT boards from 2011-2013

Or 1977-2003 if they existed that whole time.  

1 minute ago, Whatever said:
14 minutes ago, ruitxn said:
His problem in my opinion is not that he is too stubborn to get rid of second  or third tier coaches, (even though that must be done now), but that he didn’t have the initial coaching instincts to realize he had a unique opportunity to do something great. Coaches with the right maturity and coaching intelligence realize that programs are built from day one.  Great coaches mentally wrangle over bringing the absolute top staff they can put together  from the very beginning.  Quality and experience over friendships.  Tom was too perfunctory and probably egotistical to tend to business with staffing.  This coaching staff should never have been brought to UT.  That is entirely on Tom.  He was given the resources and authority to build a solid staff.  We are paying for his initial mistakes.

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His problem is that he sucks.

Feels more like our problem than his. 

36 minutes ago, Chet Steadman said:

That dude just signed like a 10yr extension last week with a buyout reportedly in the eight figures. 

He’s not going anywhere anytime soon.  

Just gotta convince Red.

Though I'd put Fleck in the same category as Rhule.  Will be interesting how those 2 finish out the season against their true tests.

Feels more like our problem than his. 
Good point.

OU feels shit today also. That's cool.

they lost much much more than Texas.

Edited by NowThis

45 minutes ago, mdmost said:

What have you seen out of Texas that shows we wouldn’t make Mond look like a Heisman candidate? 

We made the Kansas QB look like Tom Brady

We were told Brandon Jones and Collin Johnson were future 1st round picks.
We were told Yancy made the S&C program elite.
We were told Hand fixed the oline.
We were told Dicker was elite.
We were told this is finally a player led program.
We were told the Charlie loser mentality was out of the locker room.
We were told this is the most close knit team Herman has coached.
 
We need to question everything we've been told. 


Herman last year said the DL was very good. Nope.

Carter Stanley and Max Duggan laugh in your direction 

You can only choose one- Shea Patterson or Sam this season. Who you got?
I'll still take Sam because he cares and has heart. He's not good right now, but the effort is there.
Just now, Whatever said:
3 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:
You can only choose one- Shea Patterson or Sam this season. Who you got?

I'll still take Sam because he cares and has heart. He's not good right now, but the effort is there.

Good call. I'd still take Sam, too. He at least cares about someone other than Sam. 

You can only choose one- Shea Patterson or Sam this season. Who you got?
I'll still take Sam because he cares and has heart. He's not good right now, but the effort is there. He's trying to play the hero with shit coaches and regards as teammates.

Carter Stanley and Max Duggan laugh in your direction 

Texas is 2-6 vs TCU in the Big 12.

Texas is 3-7 vs Okie St this decade

Texas is 3-8 vs OU this decade.

Texas is exactly .500 against WVU in the Big 12.

Texas along with Rutgers are the only P5 teams that Maryland has defeated twice in the last five years.

Oh yeah, forgot about the loss to KU several years ago.....not talking about hoops either.

 

Dumpster fire indeed. What the fuck did we do to anger the football gods?

dumpster-fire.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&w

 

Edited by Chad

2 hours ago, BigOrange1 said:

fuck everything.

Funny how you never made these threads when Strong was the coach. In fact after some spare win, you made a thread called "Hire Charlie Strong" and chastised anyone who wanted him and gone and thought the program was in a bad place. Hmmmm wonder why?

 

Edited by Vic Mackey

"We review...
all the fears and anxiety
...which are so
inherently symptomatic...
...of a losing team.
The mind is a strange thing, men.
We must begin by asking it...
..."What is losing?"

Losing is a disease...
...as contagious as polio.
Losing is a disease...
...as contagious as syphilis.
Losing is a disease...
...as contagious as bubonic plague...
... attacking one... 
... but infecting all. 
Ah, but curable.

Now, I want you to imagine...
...you are on a ship at sea...
...on a vast...
...calm ocean...
...gently rocking.
Gently rocking.
Gently rocking.
Gently rocking."

5 minutes ago, Chad said:

Texas is 2-6 vs TCU in the Big 12.

Texas is 3-7 vs Okie St this decade

Texas is 3-8 vs OU this decade.

Texas is exactly .500 against WVU in the Big 12.

Texas along with Rutgers are the only P5 teams that Maryland has defeated twice in the last five years.

 

Dumpster fire indeed. What the fuck did we do to anger the football gods?

dumpster-fire.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&w

 

Well when you put it like that

23 minutes ago, Whatever said:

Baylor will make our ass bleed.

Well they are kind of known for that 

Tom is tearing us apart! 

14 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Funny how you never made these threads when Strong was the coach. In fact after some spare win, you made a thread called "Hire Charlie Strong" and chastised anyone who wanted him and gone and thought the program was in a bad place. Hmmmm wonder why?

 

I was reading this thread thinking that we didn't reach this level of anger with Charlie until after the Kansas loss in year 3, and even then a lot of people were more weepy than mad.

This is like Mack level hate, and we're 5-3. Not where we want to be, but not near Charlie/Mack level suck either.

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