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8 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:
  9 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Simmering the chili while watching some NFL, drinking Zilker Pale Ale, and waiting for CDC to grab his sack and shitcan Urban. 

Uhh, no.

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4 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Dibs on the Fire Urban Meyer thread.

There will be no such thread. That tradition is dead. Texas will not be firing Urban Meyer he is a proven coach if he cannot succeed here then something is wrong. 

Gonna be hilarious when Herman tears it up at his new job next year while Campbell or Mullen or Cristobal go 7-6 next year here. LOL 

Just now, immamac said:

There will be no such thread. That tradition is dead. Texas will not be firing Urban Meyer he is a proven coach if he cannot succeed here then something is wrong. 

Looks like some of the Urban Big Dick Energy is rubbing off on you. 

Just now, UhhhIdk said:

Gonna be hilarious when Herman tears it up at his new job next year while Campbell or Mullen or Cristobal go 7-6 next year here. LOL 

That would never happen because he won't correct his mistakes, because in his mind he hasn't made any. 

Just now, immamac said:

There will be no such thread. That tradition is dead. Texas will not be firing Urban Meyer he is a proven coach if he cannot succeed here then something is wrong. 

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1 minute ago, UhhhIdk said:

Gonna be hilarious when Herman tears it up at his new job next year while Campbell or Mullen or Cristobal go 7-6 next year here. LOL 

LOL!     LOL LOL!!!!!!

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3 hours ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

LOL want to believe 1st part & afraid of 2nd part. 

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Don't think I've ever seen that pic before. Where was that & what's the backstory?

Gonna be hilarious when Herman tears it up at his new job next year while Campbell or Mullen or Cristobal go 7-6 next year here. LOL 
Good.
Won't change a thing: Herman was wrong for Texas.
7 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Burton once posted a picture of Mack for some story and he had the 247 site up on his monitor in the background 

That shit is so wild to me.  You're getting paid millions to do one of the most demanding, stressful jobs imaginable...and yet you waste time dicking around on the sports boards?  

20 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:

Shaka with hair > Turtle Tom?

Shaka with hair looks like a turtle head. But he is better than Tom. 

Gonna be hilarious when Herman tears it up at his new job next year while Campbell or Mullen or Cristobal go 7-6 next year here. LOL 

I believe this poster is either Michelle or Tom himself.
1 minute ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Looks like some of the Urban Big Dick Energy is rubbing off on you. 

Yeah, Urban and Fox were rubbing their dicks all over the board yesterday. Moose out front shoulda told ya.

Just now, HillaryFan420 said:

That shit is so wild to me.  You're getting paid millions to do one of the most demanding, stressful jobs imaginable...and yet you waste time dicking around on the sports boards?  

I mean, in Mack’s eyes he was actually “working” while browsing 24/7 to update his recruiting board instead of actually watching tape. 

6 minutes ago, UhhhIdk said:

Gonna be hilarious when Herman tears it up at his new job next year while Campbell or Mullen or Cristobal go 7-6 next year here. LOL 

I could see him doing fairly well at a school like UH where it's fairly easy to win.  Not so much at a lower tier P5 school though.  

4 minutes ago, immamac said:

There will be no such thread. That tradition is dead. Texas will not be firing Urban Meyer he is a proven coach if he cannot succeed here then something is wrong. 

Censorship is telling a man he can’t have a steak because a baby can’t chew it

3 minutes ago, immamac said:

There will be no such thread. That tradition is dead. Texas will not be firing Urban Meyer he is a proven coach if he cannot succeed here then something is wrong. 

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5 minutes ago, immamac said:

There will be no such thread. That tradition is dead. Texas will not be firing Urban Meyer he is a proven coach if he cannot succeed here then something is wrong. 

What about an Extend Urban Meyer thread?

3 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Immamac has fat cock

Go on ...

5 minutes ago, UhhhIdk said:

Gonna be hilarious when Herman tears it up at his new job next year while Campbell or Mullen or Cristobal go 7-6 next year here. LOL 

Looks like Maverick Herman has a Surly account.

3 minutes ago, immamac said:

I have a case of TDS - Thick Dick Syndrome

Sounds like a choade to me

If Tom Herman is still our coach tomorrow morning.

 

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Posting this beer pic in the hopes to pivot from immamac talking about his dick.


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22 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Simmering the chili while watching some NFL, drinking Zilker Pale Ale, and waiting for CDC to grab his sack and shitcan Herman. 

I don’t have my kids this weekend so I’m making this batch hot as fuck. Some extra spoonfuls of adobo sauce and tossed in two serranos.

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I salute you sir, you know how to Sunday! Those extra serranos may prove detrimental to your butthole later on, but to hell with consequences!! 

Just now, BradInATX said:

Posting this beer pic in the hopes to pivot from immamac talking about his dick.


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9.1%? Better only drink six of those.

3 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

Posting this beer pic in the hopes to pivot from immamac talking about his dick.


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Putting OG and SRM on the label is real "woah we got a badass" here energy.

7 minutes ago, HillaryFan420 said:

That shit is so wild to me.  You're getting paid millions to do one of the most demanding, stressful jobs imaginable...and yet you waste time dicking around on the sports boards?  

haven't you described 90% of Surly?

8 minutes ago, wood said:

Don't think I've ever seen that pic before. Where was that & what's the backstory?

The backstory is that Jeff Fisher is a little cunt.

Putting OG and SRM on the label is real "woah we got a badass" here energy.
Hating on a 9 percent beer is real "I'm an obnoxious cocksucker" energy though. Agree to disagree
3 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

If Tom Herman is still our coach tomorrow morning.

 

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Just now, South Austin said:

The backstory is that Jeff Fisher is a little cunt.

Ah, thanks. But yeah, I knew that part, and agree, x eleventy bazillion.

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Ribs done, time for a Houston Haze

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4 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

Posting this beer pic in the hopes to pivot from immamac talking about his dick.


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@immamac @BradInATX wants a DM side by side with this beer bottle for perspective.

Just now, RGBIII said:

Ribs done, time for a Houston Haze

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Fuck yeah.

1 minute ago, South Austin said:

The backstory is that Jeff Fisher is a little cunt.

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3 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Ribs done, time for a Houston Haze

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This and Heavy Hands are my go-to HEB beers.

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

Ribs done, time for a Houston Haze

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Ribs look awesome.  Y’all are killing me with your food pics.  Masters of the Universe.

Does anyone know if the team meeting has started?

Also, does anyone want my dad's kabob marinade recipe? 

Ribs look awesome.  Y’all are killing me with your food pics.  Masters of the Universe.
Seriously. I instigated the "post pics of bbq" thing. Should have known that the surly would represent. My pork butt is still about 3 hours out and this thread is making me hungry.
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