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3 minutes ago, MoJames said:

I went down a rabbit hole to find this

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Thank you, that part where she pulls her shirt down...I just need 2 maybe 3 minutes and I won’t give a fuck who Texas hires for a while lol. 

2 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

I could've sworn I saw you earlier

Oh ya, I pull nothing but double. Just like to fire up the troops

4 minutes ago, troph said:

Great song! 

Agreed

7 minutes ago, MoJames said:

I went down a rabbit hole to find this

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Doing God's work, bless you, man. 

5 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

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NIGHT SQUAAAAAAAD...MOUNT UP!

 

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10 minutes ago, MoJames said:

I went down a rabbit hole to find this

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Thread mascot, your efforts are appreciated.

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11 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Us day crew folks have put in a lot of work these last few pages.  Please don't get drunk and wreck shit.

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Someone on night shift is making a whiskey and coke in one of these cups 

11 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

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NIGHT SQUAAAAAAAD...MOUNT UP!

And the bats swarm out.......

I'd say technically the Night Shift has the reigns until Monday morning 8:00 am.  Let's start by ridding the place of the SDE that permeates the day shift BS

So...day shift finally figured out the 9.95ers just go to surly to get their info and say nothing and one of their biggest insiders sifted himself so the only save was surfing girls and big titty gifs?

 

I'll allow it. 

 

Is this on?

We up.  

Day-2: Hope to God I don't have to go through 4 bottles of pepto from yesterday's McRib.  This one was Hot & Fresh, will smash again tomorrow, unless Urbs or @Nicole44 spares me. 

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* No Li'l smokies were harmed during this photo. 

 

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42 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Night shift doesn't start for 10 minutes that's all day shift work. 

Is clocking in early allowed?  Milking those extra few minutes for the paycheck, Christmas just 'round the corner. 

Just now, Underdog said:

Day-2: Hope to God I don't have to go through 4 bottles of pepto from yesterday's McRib.  This one was Hot & Fresh, will smash again tomorrow, unless Urbs or @Nicole44 spares me. 

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* No Li'l smokies were during this photo. 

 

Sweatpants?  Not BDE or totally BDE. Trying to decide.  Seat heater has me leaning sde

Just now, WinningIsHard said:

Myslinski decommitted, hand fired confirmed 

Night shift!!!!

3 minutes ago, pops said:

Sweatpants?  Not BDE or totally BDE. Trying to decide.  Seat heater has me leaning sde

Chicks dig sweatpants boners. 

27 minutes ago, MoJames said:

I went down a rabbit hole to find this

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Helga, the gift that keeps on giving. Wow.

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1 hour ago, trythisathome said:

To be fair, there was plenty of warning about Hand's coaching ability from Auburn and Penn State fans when we hired him, although his recruiting failures are certainly a surprise. 

Yeah, I thought his recruiting was going to be top notch; he did well at Vandy, but fell off at PSU.

Night crew theme.

 

2 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Danny Devito No GIFAll day shift!!!

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Get outta here, day shift!

10 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Is clocking in early allowed?  Milking those extra few minutes for the paycheck, Christmas just 'round the corner. 

You can clock in anytime you'd like but any work done early is property of day crew. 

1 minute ago, TotallyLegit said:

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Get outta here, day shift!

I was just finishing my cig outside when I heard fickigm night shift thugs yammering about getting hand fired.   Day shift don’t stand for that.  Plus I left my lunch in there

 

3 minutes ago, Ravishing Rick said:

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I am guessing McDonald's corporation executives are looking at the numbers and trying to figure out why there is such a huge uptick in McRib sales in the state of Texas over the last week.  

3 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

You can clock in anytime you'd like but any work done early is property of day crew. 

Negative, ghostrider. Y'all need all the help you can get.

Found this in the street brining my trash cans up.

Its done.

 

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Gotta give props where props are due..

Some of you are committed enough to wreck your health with those gawdawful reststop vending machine quality mystery meat McRibs. *bows*

1 minute ago, ousux said:

Gotta give props where props are due..

Some of you are committed enough to wreck your health with those gawdawful reststop vending machine quality mystery meat McRibs. *bows*

Its bizarre qualities are why we keep coming back year after year

Just now, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

Good job night shift. We just lost another recruit.  WTF did y'all do? Shift just fucking started.

Are we going to have 0? This is working out great. 

https://247sports.com/college/texas/Article/Texas-football-recruiting-Michael-Myslinski-Tom-Herman-decommits-Longhorns-156627392/

Texas is still one of my top choices but I need to reevaluate my decision and make sure it is the right choice. I plan on signing in February

 

 

He is just waiting to sign with saint urban. 

As the night shift slowly creeps in for the weekend just remember that the day crew left this place with a Hand firing, Urban still in play, and no vote of confidence from CDC. 

 

It's CUMing 

6 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

Good job night shift. We just lost another recruit.  WTF did y'all do? Shift just fucking started.

Are we going to have 0? This is working out great. 

https://247sports.com/college/texas/Article/Texas-football-recruiting-Michael-Myslinski-Tom-Herman-decommits-Longhorns-156627392/

Nope. Day shift. Just like the dude who entered the portal.

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2 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

As the night shift slowly creeps in for the weekend just remember that the day crew left this place with a Hand firing, Urban still in play, and no vote of confidence from CDC. 

And the vote of confidence was guaranteed by a day shift member.  

1 minute ago, pops said:

 

It's CUMing 

You seem the video of the two kids jamming out to music they’ve never heard? The one with this song is epic. 

3 minutes ago, pops said:

Texas is still one of my top choices but I need to reevaluate my decision and make sure it is the right choice. I plan on signing in February

 

 

He is just waiting to sign with saint urban. 

Joke is on him. Urban isn't going to want some 3 star OL kid. 

3 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

Joke is on him. Urban isn't going to want some 3 star OL kid. 

Unless he’s the twin brother of a 5 star OL kid.

45 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Found it, absolutely hilarious. This was a poster on that Star Crunch cooter Ketch’s site

 

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Hahahahahahahha. I missed this, whenever it came out. What the fuck is this? Who wrote it?

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