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15 minutes ago, DoneWithit said:

Not just the internet. This thread will be next to other great literary texts in human history. It’s on par with the Bible, Shakespeare, The Republic by Plato and what ever Darwin wrote.  “Urban or Bust” will be looked at as a turning point in human history when it’s all said and done. 

Might not beat out USC vs the greatest armies in history thread though. 

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6 minutes ago, troph said:

Incentive to donate $3/mo man. Simple economics, trickle down, voodoo economics. 

Exactly I am donating as soon as I can

1 hour ago, lemonandaturd said:

It takes time to collect that kind of money.  It doesn't grow on trees.  

You can only get 200 at a time from the ATM

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

As far as pms and questions I’m getting about how fundraising and such work. Not using the right terms

Is this to funnel money to recruits.  If so, I got 5 on it...

5 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

That’s obviously the plane to bring him back here after the game to get ready for the presser tomorrow.

Its going to Columbus tonight

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1 minute ago, Michael Knight said:

Its going to Columbus tomorrow

Gotta go pick up the fam

We haven’t had this level of night shift energy in a while.  Good times coming for sure! 

2 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Its going to Columbus tonight

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5 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

The most difficult thing for me to believe in this thread is that so many wealthy people would choose to live in the panhandle.

Typically old money, generational wealth, land passed down for generations. I know a guy that died a few years ago from Elbow Texas that lived in a castle shipped over from England. Airport at his house with 27 planes. Crazy money, billions from what I'm told. Family Ranch is 140+ years. He still worked cattle and crop dusted, just down to earth country boy.

Clemson better not pick today to start Clemsoning again.

4 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

As far as pms and questions I’m getting about how fundraising and such work. Not using the right terms

Ok, just message me and I will help answer those questions. 

2 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

Most have a home there and others elsewhere

Which circles back to my original statement. I’d spend as little time there as I possibly could.

Here's one that flew in to NOLA from Columbus this afternoon, and at 11:06 p.m. tonight (shortly but safely after the tOSU game, absent OT) goes back to Columbus. 

Edit: It also goes on to Miami tomorrow afternoon. Last I was in the loop, spinnershells was in Sarasota. Any Twitter stalkers know her current/more recent whereabouts?

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3 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

Gotta go pick up the fam

And assistants

1 minute ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Which circles back to my original statement. I’d spend as little time there as I possibly could.

Home is home.  Doesn’t matter where it is. 

1 hour ago, TexasEx said:

No, we agreed back on page 187 or so we will be dropping the “cum” reference entirely. UM, Urban, or Urbs or bust. 

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2 minutes ago, victory88 said:

Is this to funnel money to recruits.  If so, I got 5 on it...

No trying to explain how if there is a finite group of people in on this how do you explain my source being contacted? Does this make sense? He has a ton of money. That’s not in dispute. How does he get let in on a small group and then be ok with saying “Nicole, I’m just fine with you telling your football friends on this board you post on.” I’m cool with it because I was told it’s fine. I just don’t know how the money raising thing stays on the DL. I don’t care was just trying to explain in pms. Then my source is all checking out the board. 

7 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Its going to Columbus tonight

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4 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

Here's one that flew in to NOLA from Columbus this afternoon, and at 11:06 p.m. tonight (shortly but safely after the tOSU game, absent OT) goes back to Columbus. 

Edit: It also goes on to Miami tomorrow afternoon. Last I was in the loop, spinnershells was in Sarasota. Any Twitter stalkers know her current/more recent whereabouts?

Out of rep but we got you back you badass! 

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Since people like posting food here- my 9 year old with her coconut explosion cupcakes she made from scratch all by herself with no adult supervision from her cookbook she got for Xmas.

 

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6 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Don't look now but tOSU might win this

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1 hour ago, alphahorn said:

Yeah I got that email from the Athletic department asking if i wanted to purchase said Tshirt, I replied, "LOL"

 

1 hour ago, troph said:

What was wrong with the 2020 Valero Alamo Bowl Champs t-shirt I posted? 

I didn't get this e-mail. I want my Alamo Bowl swag.

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1 hour ago, TexasEx said:

No, we agreed back on page 187 or so we will be dropping the “cum” reference entirely. UM, Urban, or Urbs or bust. 

Fucking this.

47 minutes ago, The Tower said:

 

 hes texting to his agent to sign his contract to texas. 

Joke’s on this dude. Urbs is there so he can hire his first two coaches right after the clock hits 00:00

28 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Fuck I hate this rep limit!!!

Then pay the tree fiddy

7 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Don't look now but tOSU might win this

Mites and chicken asses and all that stuff

UM wants to enjoy OSU as a fan for one last time before getting back into it with UT

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11 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

Gotta go pick up the fam

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1 minute ago, Orange&White said:

Joke’s on this dude. Urbs is there so he can hire his first two coaches right after the clock hits 00:00

This is BDE on DISPLAY!!

 

2 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

I’m from West Texas. Fuck that place.

Agree, from there, haven't been back in years, only go back for funerals it seems.

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10 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

Here's one that flew in to NOLA from Columbus this afternoon, and at 11:06 p.m. tonight (shortly but safely after the tOSU game, absent OT) goes back to Columbus. 

Edit: It also goes on to Miami tomorrow afternoon. Last I was in the loop, spinnershells was in Sarasota. Any Twitter stalkers know her current/more recent whereabouts?

Looks like she’s in NOLA for the game. Not sure when she got there but she was in Siesta Keys on 12/27. 

2 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

I’m from West Texas. Fuck that place.

Not everyone responds the same way.  I’ve never left home.  Many don’t.  And if wealth is home, then there’s even more reason to stay. 

1 minute ago, Orange&White said:

Joke’s on this dude. Urbs is there so he can hire his first two coaches right after the clock hits 00:00

His son is on staff right? Also, jags would be the best possible spot after UT as I am sure the GM would be something he would insist on. Jags coaching gig would be sweet if he could pick the GM etc. and the owner is a nice guy with no idea what he is doing. But the losses would be unbearable. 

11 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

Here's one that flew in to NOLA from Columbus this afternoon, and at 11:06 p.m. tonight (shortly but safely after the tOSU game, absent OT) goes back to Columbus. 

Edit: It also goes on to Miami tomorrow afternoon. Last I was in the loop, spinnershells was in Sarasota. Any Twitter stalkers know her current/more recent whereabouts?

We have the right man on the job.  Pleasure to watch you work sir.

My dad was trying to tell me urban wouldn’t come here bc of the portal bringing about college free agency as well as Money for likeness. Dad reads and listens to Chip Brown. I’ve tried to tell him not to do that but he won’t. Is Chipster peddling some of this nonsense? 

Just now, troph said:

Not everyone responds the same way.  I’ve never left home.  Many don’t.  And if wealth is home, then there’s even more reason to stay. 

Too many Panhandle people stay and fly to Dallas to shop. Crazy shit. I miss it because it was home. Tied game! Buckets! I mean Buckeyes! 

Okay, step up the witty repartee, I just bought some rep ammo

24 minutes ago, DoneWithit said:

We literally have every facet of life in this one thread. Boobs, cooking, beer, sadness, happiness, mystery, doubt, love more boobs and beer etc...ITS. ALL. HERE. 

Back in the day we also had burger talk. 

Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

My dad was trying to tell me urban wouldn’t come here bc of the portal bringing about college free agency as well as Money for likeness. Dad reads and listens to Chip Brown. I’ve tried to tell him not to do that but he won’t. Is Chipster peddling some of this nonsense? 

Yeah but that generation still reads the newspaper. I can’t imagine explaining this place and our methods to my dad, I tried with my mom and she assumed I was super dialed in on a secret portal of dark web meets Texas football master minds. I mean I really didn’t know how to disagree with her. 

For less than the cost of 1 McRib per month you too can have unlimited rep.

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1 minute ago, alphahorn said:

Okay, step up the witty repartee, I just bought some rep ammo

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Just now, troph said:

Yeah but that generation still reads the newspaper. I can’t imagine explaining this place and our methods to my dad, I tried with my mom and she assumed I was super dialed in on a secret portal of dark web meets Texas football master minds. I mean I really didn’t know how to disagree with her. 

I mean, she's not wrong....

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