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1 minute ago, Mikey4 said:
3 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:
Jesus people, he's giving the full timeline of events.  The planes are the flights taking off and arriving.  Have none of you ever interpreted emoticons from a squid before?

But Wtf is the rose Bowl then? That certainly hasn't come up.

Patterson has won a Rose Bowl.

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1 minute ago, OU Sucks said:

Where is the Rose Bowl held?

Vince's house

Just now, OU Sucks said:

Where is the Rose Bowl held?

pasadena, ca

somebody who knows how to twitter (I'm an old and ddrunk, can't do it) dm that fucker and ask him what the hell he's twittering. 

Patterson has won a Rose Bowl.
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4 minutes ago, Mikey4 said:

For those working on the Squiddle - look at the totally bizarre list of people he tags. (the girls one is nsfw BTW)

He's been tagging the Bevo, Legacy and Pauly Shore. Pauly Shore is a reference to Son In Law. Might be saying Rappaport is gonna break the news? Doubt it but other than that not sure why he'd tag him. The NSFW one threw me for a fucking loop. 

5 minutes ago, Droopy said:

Probably, Futureman. 

Hell no, there were no Hulk fists in those emojis.  

20 minutes ago, CowtownHorn said:

Squid’s grand finale!

Perhaps he can kill himself now, and go to troll heaven. Pauly Shore is such an awesome comrade! Who wouldn't want that?

3 minutes ago, NTVTXN said:

Can you help us interpret this? 🖕🏻

We know Urban was in California on Monday and then went to Vegas.  That’s the first part

4 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

I'll give him this he hires a hell of a lot better than herman.  Morehead deserves more credit than Franklin imo. Urban would never go 1-5 

No shit - thats why we're throwing 12 million a year at Urban and Franklin is a 3rd option.

He's been tagging the Bevo, Legacy and Pauly Shore. Pauly Shore is a reference to Son In Law. Might be saying Rappaport is gonna break the news? Doubt it but other than that not sure why he'd tag him. The NSFW one threw me for a fucking loop. 
What is the significance of son in law? I feel I should know this.
2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Ok luck was drunk speak but at the same time is he a proven upgrade that we need to spend money buying out Herman and an entire staff for? No one wants Herman gone more than me but Franklin doesn’t move the needle in the a absolute slightest especially compared to the other cristobals/campbells/fickells of the world. He’s just not it

I have zero way of knowing how good Fickell would handle being the captain of a ship as big as Texas, but he spent a lot of time at Ohio state as a player and coach. He seems to be mature and consistent so if we wind up with him somehow then our brand of football could improve tremendously. I’ve said it for a while now that just playing fundamental football at Texas probably gets you into the big 12 a lot. Urban is our ticket to the promise land but I’ll take 10-12 wins for the next 5 years and be happy as fuck. 

2 minutes ago, tx ind said:

Patterson has won a Rose Bowl.

So did Urban 

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38 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Hugo is the primary reason I think we should have CR rep and rep for every other part of the site

Fuck that... you log into CR and have no posting privileges on the rest of the site. 

14 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

and chorizo breakfast tacos 

...with chipotle mayo

4 minutes ago, Droopy said:

Probably, Futureman. 

Why? Is there a misshapen sphincter emoji in there I missed?

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2 minutes ago, Happy Gilmore said:
He's been tagging the Bevo, Legacy and Pauly Shore. Pauly Shore is a reference to Son In Law. Might be saying Rappaport is gonna break the news? Doubt it but other than that not sure why he'd tag him. The NSFW one threw me for a fucking loop. 

What is the significance of son in law? I feel I should know this.

UM’s son in law is the QB coach at OSU

2 minutes ago, rpspeed said:

pasadena, ca

Which is near which major city?

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Tom Herman is currently employed as the head coach of the Texas Longhorns, but that hasn’t stopped the UT brass from meeting with his potential replacement, according to a new report.According to John Brice of FootballScoop, both University of Texas president Jay Hartzell and athletics director Chris Del Conte flew to meet with Urban Meyer. According to Brice, Meyer spent time in Los Angeles and Napa Valley this week after his weekend work as a FOX college football analyst.

 

What is the significance of son in law? I feel I should know this.
Corey Dennis

I think Franklin is a terrible idea, but I'd take him before Rhule.

Don't @ me. 

UM’s son in law is the QB coach at OSU
Ah thank you.
Why? Is there a misshapen sphincter emoji in there I missed?
Fisterman's day of reckoning is also nigh.
4 minutes ago, senorfussybutt said:

Curios on why Campbell wouldn't be an option but Mullen would?

Guessing because Mullen has done it at two P5 programs including a top program in Florida.

Seen more than a few people talk about the differences in responsibility outside of football at bigger 'corporate' programs like Texas & Florida compared mom & pop shops like Iowa St.

And who is Legacy musicman? I have seen him tagged before. I don't get it.

3 minutes ago, Mikey4 said:
4 minutes ago, Happy Gilmore said:
He's been tagging the Bevo, Legacy and Pauly Shore. Pauly Shore is a reference to Son In Law. Might be saying Rappaport is gonna break the news? Doubt it but other than that not sure why he'd tag him. The NSFW one threw me for a fucking loop. 

What is the significance of son in law? I feel I should know this.

Corey Dennis

Just now, Mikey4 said:
2 minutes ago, Happy Gilmore said:
He's been tagging the Bevo, Legacy and Pauly Shore. Pauly Shore is a reference to Son In Law. Might be saying Rappaport is gonna break the news? Doubt it but other than that not sure why he'd tag him. The NSFW one threw me for a fucking loop. 

What is the significance of son in law? I feel I should know this.

Urban would bring along his son in law Corey Dennis to be QB coach if he accepted the job. Which I think thats what he's ultimately getting. 

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Just now, Happy Gilmore said:

Urban would bring along his son in law Corey Dennis to be QB coach if he accepted the job. Which I think thats what he's ultimately getting. 

Yes that is for sure and I think he’d also be able to bring Pantoni. 

10 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

Jesus people, he's giving the full timeline of events.  The planes are the flights taking off and arriving.  Have none of you ever interpreted emoticons from a squid before?

Fucking morons. All of them. 

23 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

I'm ready to believe as much as anyone, but remind me who Mr. Orange is and why he's the big swinging dick around here? 

Not with that attitude, I won’t.

9 minutes ago, Mikey4 said:

And who is Legacy musicman? I have seen him tag before. I don't get it.

Think that's just a reference to Austin being known as the live music capitol of the world. The Meyers are going to be partying it up on 6th street 

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English is really really hard

10 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Yeah. Pretty much touches on everything discussed in here. Which one of you is squid?

Pretty sure Futureman’s ass is going to look like a 🦑 after the 🤛.  

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Yes that is for sure and I think he’d also be able to bring Pantoni. 

@Mr Orange posted something to that effect

8 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

Jesus people, he's giving the full timeline of events.  The planes are the flights taking off and arriving.  Have none of you ever interpreted emoticons from a squid before?

I love surly.  I would never even know that a squid was posting hieroglyphics if not for you crazy idiots.  Now I am trying to learn the art.  

55 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Goddamn I feel sorry for you fucks that think Chuy’s is a tier 1 Tex mex spot. Christ.

I've ate there twice and it sucked twice, was in College Station though.

Fucking morons. All of them. 
Yeah then you decipher the squid emojis
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Just now, hookem48 said:

I've ate there twice and it sucked twice, was in College Station though.

The jalapeño sauce thing and the boom boom enchiladas are the only thing worth a fuck there

52 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Urban Meyer’s chronic health problems would be concerning IMO.  Perhaps Herman deserves another year to right the ship. 

WTF did you just say? 

8 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

No shit - thats why we're throwing 12 million a year at Urban and Franklin is a 3rd option.

Franklin better not be in our top 5, he's not that good

57 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Goddamn I feel sorry for you fucks that think Chuy’s is a tier 1 Tex mex spot. Christ.

Chuy's is not nearly a Tier 1 Tex Mex restaurant.

Their creamy jalapeño ranch is delicious.

These are not mutually exclusive.

Dodd must be making shit up. If Phil Knight is involved on our behalf there is no way we are going after Cristobal if  Meyer doesn't come.

On Franklin - He fits the profile CDC laid out.  

I don't want anyone other than Urban or potentially Mullen but how is Franklin less desirable from Cristobal, Campbell, and Fickell.   Fickell is G5, Cristobal has like 1 great  year in P5 and just lost to Oregon State, Campbell - we are going to buyout Herman for the ISU coach?

TLDR - CDC better get Meyer or Mullen because I don't see any other real option. 

WTF did you just say? 
It may be the dumbest thing posted on this thread. And there's a lot of competition.

Anyone want to walk  me through the current Squidle and tell me which symbols mean what? I can then try to build a Nueral Net to try and decode these other ones.. I am totally lost

11 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

somebody who knows how to twitter (I'm an old and ddrunk, can't do it) dm that fucker and ask him what the hell he's twittering. 

If you mean Barton, he blocked me because I asked 

“This you?” On like twenty of his tweets with this video https://youtu.be/Ok958_OpN2w

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